Mai:*crying like crazy*They grow up sooo fast!

Ulquiorra:Jushiro is over a century old and... You know what? Never mind.

Grimmjow:Guess who I brought.

Mai:Is it a prostitute or a transvestite?

Grimmjow:Nope. It's your best friend.

Mai:No.

Grimmjow:Yes.

Mai:You man whore.

Grimmjow:Come on out, Amaya aka Kinkie.

Mai:Amaya! Nooo!

Amaya:What?

Mai:You don't know what you just done...

Jushiro:Hi everyone! How do I look?

Mai:Like a million bucks Shiro-chan! seconda etapa:

Seconda: * in a suit * Congrats on the wedding. * with tears *

Pandora: * in a red dress * Are you crying?

Seconda: No, something got in my eye. I´m happy for you guys.

Pandora: Congrats for the wedding! Be happy from now own!

Seconda: Who would have thought that I would cry in a marriage, that isn´t my own.

Pandora: Aha! So you DID cry.

Seconda: I´m just happy to see this young people come together.

Pandora: Well, we´ll stay and enjoy the weddings!

Mai:*cries even more*

Amaya:I've never seen you cry this hard!

Mai:I'm just so happy!

Jushiro:Thank you very much. And we will be very happy!

Ulquiorra:But Jushiro's old. Not young.

Mai:Shut up, Ulquiorra! You're just trying to kill everyone's fun!

Gin:You should smile more. Animefan0410:

Wow, quick update O.O...And Gin, if you even look at me, I'll tazer your ass, you're to creepy looking. And I'm now curious who Grimmjow's going to bring..I hope it's not a hooker or Cirucci...Wait, that's the same thing lol And now I'm going to be going to another wedding, yay I guess. Wait, if that hapoens, then we won't see Jushiro for a while because of the honey moon. Oh well lol

Gin:Fine then.*looks everywhere else*

Grimmjow:I brought Mai's childhood friend.

Mai:You son of a... You better not hurt her.

Jushiro:Yup. That is correct! I will not be here for awhile.

Mai:Well maybe not long since Lily-chan is already pregnant and thats the whole point of a honeymoon...

Amaya:Thats not nice, but so true...

Mai:You would know.

Amaya:Nu-uh! I've never been married.

Grimmjow:But you have...

Mai:*breaks Grimmjow's nose*It's impolite to ask that!

Izuru:No manners, I swear! katizo terusei:

Katizo: *tears of joy*

Charisei: *sighs* must you cry at weddings Kat?

Katizo: b-but it's so sweet!

Karahime: *waving like a retard* HI GIN-KUN!

Katizo: yes! you finally came to the dark side!

Karahime: yes. yes i did. and there are cookies over here!

Charisei: i knew you would join us eventually

Katizo: now all i need for this day to be awesomer is a spinny chair

*spinny chair pops out of nowhere*

Katizo:YAY! *spins in chair* *falls* ow! stupid chair! I will kill you! BANKAI! SINIZOKO LORANAME! *tornado appears*

*chair is destroyed*

Charisei: was that really necassary?

Katizo: uh-huh!

Karahime: but...nevermind

Katizo: *puppy dog eyes* it was necassary right Gaara?

Charisei: *sighs* no more energy drinks Kat

Katizo: nooooo!

Jushiro:Thanks again.

Gin:*gives an extra creepy smile*Hello there.

Gaara:*hits chair with a ton of sand*Completely necessary baby. And you can have as many energy drinks as you want!

Mai:I just barely noticed that a picture of Gaara shirtless you got! Very sexy!

Gaara:*blushes*Shut up Mai. HurricaneDiablo:

Dante:hey mai you could train wth me but i'll be have to be reviving you more then 1000 times an if you do managed to surivive you will have to be severely hospitalitized and nice try with freezing time thing so many have tried and failed with that tactic but i'll train with you*throws sword into mai's gut* "Hell Nova!"*Mai blows up with no trace of her left* Told ya -_- *revives Mai* nice try though

Mai:There is no fucking way I lost like that! No fucking way!

Amaya:Man, you need to chill foo! LilyGirl101:

^_^ And sorry, Mai, but my Kinky CAN'T meet your Kinkie...she's in prison! ^_^ She's be escaping shortly, and I'll let you know! Oh no! Soi Fon broke up with Jow-chan! Oh, she should probably come to Zaki-chan's anger management class...oh, yeah, Zaki-chan's group is great! ^_^ He says I'm the best one there, besides him!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Gin's coming on! Oh my gosh, he is like, the awesomest character EVER! *claps her hands* This is gonna be fun! Ohh, I know! ^_^ I'll give you a dare, Gin-chan...

So, dares this time: Mai-chan, I dare you to sing a random Justin Bieber song, and then walk up to him and scream "ILOVEYOUI'MYOURBIGGESTFAN!", kiss him, and then walk off. Bya-nii-chan, I dare you to watch pose for the Shinigami Women's Association! Jow-chan...I like you as my pet! ^_^ Keep it up! Ul-chan, I dare you to smile for a whole day. On the opposite end of the scale, Gin-chan, I dare you to frown for a whole day! Shiro-chan, I dare you to put your hand in a box of snakes, and don't take it out until this timer goes off. *sets timer for ten minutes* Have fun, ya'll! ^_^

Yay! Me and Shiro-chan are getting married! *gasp* So excited! I'm so happy! *starts laughing nervously* Damn, I'm nervous now... O.o

Signed with love and limons,

Lily-chan

P.S.-Along those lines, I have chosen the names Amarante, and Daisuke as the children's names! ^_^ Now all we have to do is wait for them to be born! *is excited* Only one chapter to go! :-D

Amaya:Hell naa! As soon as that bitch gets out, we are getting down!

Soi Fon:So your the bitch!*pulls at Amaya's hair*

Amaya:What the fuck you, skank!*punches Soi Fon*

Mai:*breaks up the fight*

Grimmjow:*laughing*

Mai:oh woahh, oh woahh, oh woahhh

You know you love me
I know you care
And I would never, not be there
You are my love
You are my heart
And we would never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item?
Girl quit playin'
We're just friends,
What are you sayin'
Take another look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time

And now I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I thought you'd always be mine

For you, I would have done whatever
and no i can't believe we're not together
And I'm gonn' play it cool
While I'm losin you
I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
Cause I'm in pieces
so come fix me
shake me til' you can wake me from this bad dream*
I'm goin down, down, dooown

*everybody!*

Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine

You can give me all of your love
just this time it wont be enough
Nobody told me this day would come
Now I'm all gone
You can give me all of your love
just this time it wont be enough
Nobody told me this day would come

I wa- I was like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I'm like
Baby, baby, baby noo
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gonee

Amaya:STUPID ASS BIEBER!

Mai:I FUCKIN HATE THAT BABY FACED BITCH!

Jushiro:Mai-chan... read the rest.

Mai:*goes yells at him and then kisses him and walks off cooly*EWW!*throws up*

Byakuya:But they'll attack me!*poses for Shinigami Association*

Grimmjow:*still being a pet*

Ulquiorra:*smiling*

Gin:*frowning*

Jushiro:Lily-chan! Do you want me to die?*cries and does dare*Ouch I got bit!

Mai&Kenpachi:*high five*

Mai:Our names got picked! RainingSun:

*Arrives at wedding and runs over to Lily-chan and Jushiro, hugs them both* Congratulations you two! Honto kawaii! :D Here, we made a wedding gift for you! *hands box* It's a box that transforms into whatever you want it to be, so you can pick your own prize! Enjoy!~ *hugs again and runs off* Lols I'm in a very huggable mood today, so deal with it. *runs around and hugs everyone, I mean Everyone at the wedding*

*Runs up to Gin* *o* SMILEY-CHAN! *hugs* Smiley-chan, I dare you to stop smiling, open your eyes and glare at everyone for two minutes. D *hugs again* Bai bai! *waves*

Hi! I dare Katsumi and Retsu to have a dance-off! Winner gets a hug from Kenny!

*Runs back to Izuru and hugs him* Come on Izu-kun let's go to the buffet table, they have free cake! *Yells as she's running off* BAI BAI! CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!

Jushiro:Thanks! Awesome gift. Thank you.

Gin:*hugs and doesn't let go*

Izuru:*gets Gin off*

Katsumi:Dance? It'll be easy against this old lady.

Retsu:Hmph!

Katsumi&Retsu:*dance off*

Mai:Captain Unohana, those moves are out dated! Katsumi has my vote!

Jushiro:Retsu! I like her moves.

Gin:Katsumi's moves were seductive!

Ulquiorra:Those moves were too provocative. Retsu.

Grimmjow:Katsumi.

Izuru:Retsu.

Mai:Kenpachi isn't allowed to vote. So you go, Amaya.

Amaya:Dammit! I'm nervous... Katsumi...

Kenpachi:Come here babe.*grabs her in a tight embrace and kisses roughly*

Retsu:There are children here!

Kenpachi:*ignores*

Jushiro:*pushes them into a closet in the church*Problem solved. We'll just get them when the ceremony begins. Souygo no kotwari1012:

I see we are back on track, hopefully

Grimmjow jr: *comes running in* I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE!

Me: *Looks over* *shoots with tazer* Calm down,

Grimmjow jr: But- but, THAT BASTARD *points at Gin* IS GONNA GET ME! I JUST KNOW IT!

Me: Why would that be?

Grimmjow jr: Well, I kinda beat him in a game of double or nothing poker and... he said i was goann get it when i least expect it *twidles thumbs*

Me: *glares at Gin* Lay a finger on him and you will die,

Wait, if Soi fon and Grimmjow are over... I DARE GRIMMJOW TO TAKE LOLY OR MENOLY TO THE WEDDING!

Why did Grimmjow break up with Soi fon anyway?

And i thought someone killed Cat in the hat jr? So how... does he have a kid?

Grimmjow jr: Shit happens,

Me: That's Mai's catch phrase, dip shit

Grimmjow jr: Dumb ass

Me: Filthy feline,

Grimmjow jr: Bitc-

Me: SAY IT AND YOU'LL DIE

Grimmjow jr: *sweatdrop* I have something to say, *points a pointyish pointy claw at Grimmjow* You give someone's child the name Arashi, AND YOU GIVE ME *&#&$ JR! WHAT THE HELL? *attacks Grimmjow*

Me: *attempts to shoot Jr with a tazer but hits Grimmjow by accident* *runs away quickly*

Chuck Norris Presents: QUESTION AND DARE TIME!

Grimmjow: I dare you to walk up to Chuck Norris and take his wallet

Mai: I dare you to switch Wedding clothes with Byakuya

Byakuya: I dare you to purposefully sabatoge Ichigo and Rukia's relationship

Jushiro: I dare you to bug Hitsugaya during the wedding, if he shows up.

Ulquiorra: I dare you to wear a Hot pink tuxedo to the wedding, with a pair of lime green shoes *hands over outfit* (have fun trying to get into it, it's an extra extra EXTRA small)

Ken-chan: I dare you to be quiet the whole wedding, don't say thing, and every time some one say your name you have to jump up and do the chicken dance. (This is pay back for therapy, making me quack every time some one said Cat in the hat or barney)

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the question and dare time away

You know who i haven't seen in a while? J.J. is he in some foreign land hearding llama's or something? Or is it that i'm to stupid to notice that he just doesn't wanna come anymore? On second thought, don't answer that last question.

Grimmjow jr: *comes back in a white tuxedo* Congratulations Lily-chan and Jushiro on both the child and the marraige, we wish you well *hands over present: Contents include two first class round trip tickets to Venice, Italy and Paris, France* *trying his best to hold a smile* Please enjoy your trip

Me: HA! IT WORKED! IT WORKED, IT WORKED, IT WORKED! *throws confetti* Like He said, have fun! And Congratulations!

Grimmjow jr: Before i forget, *points at grimmjow* Mom said child support is due, and it better be on time *walks away*

Quick fact about the teletubbies: After hours their names are Drinky winky, tipsy, taa taa, and ho :3

Chuck Norris: *roundhouse kicks Gin into outer space*

Jet Li: *Goes Kung foey on Ichigo and kicks his ass*

Me: *sweatdrop* Didn't expect that, *slowly backs away* Well bye bye!*waves*

Mai:We aren't going to be able to update everyday of course, but yeah.

Gin:Man! Everyone seems so afraid of me!

Grimmjow:Grimmjow Jr. is a bomb ass name!*takes Chuck's wallet*

Mai:Alright.*changes clothes with Byakuya*

Byakuya:I'm glad you decided not to wear a dress! And I already am sabotaging their relationship.

Mai:Wait. Is it your fault they broke up in the first place?

Byakuya:NO!

Mai:Dammit Byakuya! I'm gonna back them up!

Byakuya:I am going to take them down!

Mai:Over my dead body!

Jushiro:Oh Shiro-chan!*goes to bug Toshiro*

Ulquiorra:*fits into the suit magically*Don't ask how I put it on...

Kenpachi:*goes quiet*

Mai:J.J. is on our grandpa's dairy farm, milking cows.

Jushiro:Why?

Mai:Because he likes it there!

Grimmjow:I'm going to pay it. Tell her to not trip and to give me a call some time... Heir of Schiffer:

Yay, I'm Kenny's favorite for fighting! See, Grimmjow, you are dumb, you could barely pass a spelling test! Mai, you're ok, cuz you aren't some extremely well known character in an anime.

And Shiro-san, if you get that emotional about a damn cat, I don't want to even THINK about how you'll react at your wedding tomorrow.

Yeah, Chad, I'm stronger than Kenny. If he'd just learn his Zanpakutou's name, he would give me the fight of my frickin life! You should get working on that!

Mai:Kenpachi says that you are a kick ass fighter.

Grimmjow:C- is good!

Mai:I'm not good at spelling, but I do pretty decently in math! I don't like letters...

Jushiro:I am remarkably calm right now actually.

Mai:Kenpachi said that he doesn't need his zanpakuto to win fights.

Kenpachi:*does chicken dance*

Mai:I almost forgot about that! Anyway time to start the church thingy.

Byakuya:*is the priest*We are here today to join these two in marriage.*go through vows and all the other stuff*Do you, Jushiro Ukitake, take Lily as your wife?

Jushiro:*crying and shaking his crazily*Yes!

Byakuya:Do you, Lily, take Jushiro Ukitake as your husband?

Lily:Yes.

Byakuya:Are there any objects that these two, totally in love, people should not be together? No, you don't count, Renji. No? I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Jushiro:*kisses Lily*

Byakuya:Let the festivities begin!

Mai:Wohoo! Yeah!

J.J.:Congrats you two!

Jushiro:You made it!

J.J.:Yup. I had to see you off, man.

Mai:Cut the cake.

Jushiro:*cuts cake with Lily*

Mai:*takes pictures*

*party goes on very late at night*

Jushiro:I guess I'll be off then. *gets in limo*

Mai:End of chapter! Bye everyone!*cries*