Here's another chapter. And I'm only posting this shit so soon because I need a Motherfucking outlet.

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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

Who the fuck is knocking on my door at 5 Am in the morning. I got up out this comf ybed to get the door. I opened the door and Edward is there.

"What the fuck could you possibly want at 5 AM in the morning Edward." I asked pissed.

"Oh, nothing just wanted to share a little fact with you." He said smirking at me. I glared.

"What it is," I barked.

"Oh, that you're not gay," He said smiling. Shit. Alright Bella acting skills. GO!

"Edward I am gay," I said while looking annoyed.

"Then tell me why you didn't leave with a girl last night? You had them wrapped around your finger." He said confidently.

"Because I'm in love with Jane," I said. Nice work Bella now bring it home.

"No way," He said dumbfounded.

"Yeah, and it's wrong, I know that, because she's with Alice." I said sadly. Fuck yes! Edward and any other fucktard who thinks I'm gay:1 Bella:4. Ha ha bitches.


"So, I've decided that I'm going to have Jane go undercover," Aro said. Alice, Edward and I stood up at the same time and shouted, "WHAT!"

"You can't do that," I said.

"Ah It was your idea and I liked It. Plus Jane is a skilled detective. She'll be fine." Aro said. FUCK. ME. "And she has to be blonde and petite." Alice stood up.

"This is your fault you stupid whore!" Alice said. She came up to me smacked me and I just took it. It is my fault. I let my intellect get in the way of a decent friendship. Man I fucked up.