Mai:Hi! Randomly added chapter!

Jushiro:As a thank for your patience this whole time while the authoress was handling some stuff...

Mai:We'll give you a look into Kenpachi's anger management classes!

Kenpachi:Its not only for anger management. It's also for depressed people, crazy people and people who hate themselves. Looks like we have a few absentees. What a surprise. Eddy, Lily's brother, Lily, and I forget the rest.

Mai:THESE CLASSES ARE BORING! I DON'T LIKE THEM!*tries to claw through the door*

Kenpachi:And you ask me why you have to come Mai. Really.

Jushiro:Lily is resting up at the moment, so she isn't going to be here today.

Mai:More like you forced her!

Kenpachi:Mai, shut up.

Komamura:You are an instigator.

Mai:And you're a little doggie.

Komamura:*hugs a pillow*

Kenpachi:Lets tell the nice people why you are here.

Group:Okay.

Kenpachi:Mai, you start.

Mai:Well you are here because you teach us.

Kenpachi:Not me! You are supposed to say why you're here. Tell us your first burst of rage.

Mai:It was when I was fourteen. At that age I was like Hanatoro 'cept worse.

Grimmjow:*shudders*I can just imagine you.

Mai:*glare*I didn't care though. One morning I was eating my coco puffs all peaceful and quiet and Eddy called me a disgusting animal for no reason. I cried for a bit until I got really pissed. I grabbed everything and broke things that are very unbreakable. I worked out, dieted, all that fun stuff. I got all strong and stuff. I decided I wasn't gonna take shit from nobody. I don't give a damn if you're a baby or little kid, like Yachiru, or you're a senile old bastard. I will rip your tongue out if you are a jackass and actually try and fuck with me. Or if I just don't like you.

Kenpachi:*writes incurable on Mai's picture*

Grimmjow:Is that why there are absolutely no photos of you when you were a kid?

Mai:Yup! That and there were no pictures to begin with.

Kenpachi:And you?

Grimmjow:Me what?

Kenpachi:Why are you here and what was your first time?

Grimmjow:I dunno why I'm here. I'm pretty sure it has to do with anger and my first time... thats a little personal.*looks at Mai*Ain't it?

Mai:The hell would I know!

Kenpachi:Not when you lost it moron. Your first time getting so pissed, you exploded with it.

Grimmjow:Ohhh! K. I think I was born this pissed off.

Jushiro:Most likely. My turn!

Kenpachi:Go ahead.

Jushiro:My first time getting really really angry was Mai's very first day of work. She came and I greeted her. It went like this. Me:Hello, you must be a new member.
Mai:I don't think thats any of your business.
Me:*I laughed it off*You don't understand. I am your captain.
Mai:You don't understand! I don't give a fuck who you are! I know who you are. I don't need you in my business.
Me:You do realize I am your superior.
Mai:Are you calling me stupid? I know!
*She was right in my face when yelling this*
Me:You are sure acting like it! This isn't the hood so stop acting like it you spoiled, ghetto brat! And quit with the attitude.
She puched me in the face and we got in a fist fight. She won but we ended up in the detention cell together. We got into more fights. She kept slapping me and I yelled at her and pulled her hair. She made me really mad. They wouldn't let us out until we resolved our differences. We talked it out at the third day. Now we are the best of friends.

Mai:Yeah! Good times!

J.J.:I thought you guys were always friends! And Jushiro, I never knew you could get in a fist fight.

Jushiro:I didn't either. Until I met her. The reason I am here is because I let my anger out at the wrong place and at the wrong time.

Mai:Is there really a place where its appropriate?

Kenpachi:No and you guys here to learn just that.

Mai:Does that mean we get to have brownies and leave early!

Kenpachi:No.

Mai:Damn!

Grimmjow:Give us some fucking brownies already! Thats the only reason we come!

Kenpachi:Would you rather my fucking sword slice through you?

J.J.:No we want some fucking brownies!

Kenpachi:Shut it you damned brat!

Jushiro:This is why he shouldn't be a therapist.

Kenpachi:Did you say something you freakin' weirdo!

Jushiro:*smacks Kenpachi*ALL OF YOU STOP FIGHTING!

Mai:Jeez, Shiro-kun. You really need help.

Kenpachi:Everyone give a memory of extreme emotion.

Mai:I'm pretty sure for you, Kenny, is when you watched Barney.

Kenpachi:Not me moron! Yourself!

Mai:Oh okay. It starts like this. I decided to take a walk in Las Noches. No good reason, just bored, ya know?

Grimmjow:Haha. No.

Mai:Anyway, I hear weird noises in one of the Espada's room. It sounded like a guy in pain so, being the nosy chisimosa I am, I walked in and saw-

Kenpachi:Chismosa means nosy person right.

Mai:Yes. I walked in and saw Syzeal taking it in the ass from Nnoitra! Single most terrifying moment of my life.

Grimmjow:I'm next. It was when Aizen tried to rape me!

Mai:You blame Aizen for everything, Grimmjow.

Grimmjow:Because its always his fault! Why do you think there is only one girl in the espada! And why is it that he has gay guys? Because he wants us to get raped! Its like prison with very few female officers!

Kenpachi:Grimmjow, please don't continue. Jushiro, your turn.

Jushiro:When I found out I was going to have a child. I was extremely happy. Popcorn! I pick Komamura!

Komamura:This happened during the war against Aizen. I had gone against Tousen and when he could finally see me, he called me hideous! I experienced extreme sadness!

Grimmjow:Get over it.

Mai:You're being mean, Grimmjow.

Grimmjow:You are being slutty!

Mai:*choking Grimmjow*

Grimmjow:*pulling Mai's hair*

J.J.:*biting Grimmjow's leg*

Jushiro:Stop this right now!*puts everyone in separate corners of the room*Write,"I will not fight while therapy is in session" 100 times.

Grimmjow:How about I shove my foot up your ass, little bitch!

Jushiro:*whacks him with the sheath of his sword*Thanks to the fluffy kitty here, 1000 times!

Everyone:Grimmjow!

Mai:*throws pencil out of the window*Whoopsie! Gotta get my pencil.*goes out*

Kenpachi:*sees Mai skipping away into the sunset with the brownies*Jushiro did you-

Jushiro:Stop talking and start writing!

Kenpachi:Bu-

Jushiro:Write! No one is allowed to leave until they are all finished!

All:*write*

J.J.:Stupid Mai. For being so damn clever. Stupid Jushiro. For acting like a teacher. You guys, I don't want go to school now!

Jushiro:Say something?

J.J.:No! I'm good!

Jushiro:Where is Mai?

Kenpachi:I was trying to say that she skipped into the sunset with all my damn brownies that it took a long time and a lot of effort to make!

All:WHAT!*run after Mai*

Mai:*eating very last brownie*

Kenpachi:Fat ass!

Mai:What did I say about that?*grabs his tongue and tries to rip it out*

Jushiro:No! Bad Mai!*sprays water on her*Bad bad Mai!

Mai:I'm drowning!

J.J.:I'll save you!

Mai:Too late! I'm dead.*falls on floor*

J.J.:NOO! She owned me fifty dollars! NUUU!

Jushiro:Thats how our daily sessions go pretty much. All the time it ends like this. Thanks for stopping by.

Grimmjow:Shut up Mr. Rogers! I'm trying to find out how to spell 'session'!

J.J.:I can't believe you are still writing those.

Grimmjow:And I've finished number one!

Mai:Thank you readers for your patience. You all get brownies! Bye, and join our next chapter of craziness!