Author's note:
Ashlynn: Aralyn is not here right now, you may not know this but she is not a morning person.
Peewit: Yeah, *shivers* and it's scary.
Ashlynn: Anyway before we start I'd like to answer a question from Chloe, yes that is actually the meaning of a blue rose. And yes that is actually my favorite flower, it's just so smurfy!
Smurfette: It sure is!
Ashlynn: As usual Aralyn does not own the smurfs, not in any way shape or form.
Smurfette: She only owns herself and Ashlynn.
Ashlynn: And this chapter will show just how dangerous it can be to wake Aralyn when she is trying to sleep. Beware!
Medieval and Modern Times
(E)
All three boys winced as the back door to the mansion creaked.
"Shhhhhh!" Peewit hissed.
Johan shot his friend a look, "I know Peewit, I didn't make the door creak on purpose, you know." He whispered back.
Finally opening the door, Johan, Peewit, Gerard, and Clockwork snuck inside and closed the door with a quiet click.
"So do you think they're in their rooms?"
"I don't think so Peewit. They set this up to spend time together, not in separate rooms." Johan thought out loud.
"Cheer chirp squeak."
"Good idea Clockwork, they might be down in the basement." Gerard translated for Johan and Peewit.
"Let's go then."
"Quietly Peewit, if they're sleeping we don't want to be rude." Johan reminded his short friend as they tip toed down the flight of stairs.
A small bit of light from a night light plugged into the wall and a bit of light coming through a ground level window illuminated the room enough for the boys to see all five sleeping girls.
Smurfette and Sassette had their beds set up on a little table set between three couches. And on each couch was a sleeping human girl.
Being as quiet as possible they walked over to the couches, on the one nearest to the stairs Ashlynn was sleeping, her knees bent, on her side, and a multicolored blanket covering half of her face.
Across from her Aralyn was also sound asleep, on her back, one leg up resting on the top of the couch, and one arm hanging down over the edge.
And between them, facing perpendicular to the two of them was Savina, who was also on her side, one arm wrapped around her pillow, and the other hand serving as a resting place for her cheek.
"They look so peaceful when they're asleep."
"Can we wake them up yet Johan?" Peewit asked, hoping his friend would agree.
Johan opened his mouth to object but before a word came out they all herd someone giggle.
Looking closer they noticed it was Ashlynn, she giggled again pulling her knees closer to her chest, as if someone was tickling her.
"She must be having a really nice dream." Peewit commented, getting closer.
"Peewit don't wake her up, don't you remember what happened when you woke Aralyn up too early?" Johan tried to warn his friend.
But he was just a second too late, Peewit had already set his target, only after he poked Ashlynn in the side did Johan's warning register in his mind.
Peewit's eyes grew wide as the girl twitched, letting out a soft moan, and squeezing her eyes shut. Slowly she opened one eye, then the other.
"Peewit?" she managed to ask, still half asleep, "Are you guys back already?" she questioned, rubbing her eyes as she sat up.
"It is morning." Gerard stated.
"Huh?" she turned and looked at the window, "Hm, so it is."
Looking around she noticed that all the other girls were still asleep, and suddenly she perked up.
"Wait here," she instructed as she ran towards the stairs, "and keep your fingers crossed that they don't wake up."
The boys all looked at each other, clearly confused.
After a minute Ashlynn could be heard coming back down the stairs. As she walked towards them they could see she had two things in her hands.
One was a simple, fuzzy looking, feather, and the other was a strange looking cylinder canister.
"What kind of a morning person would you say Ar is?" Ashlynn asked, perhaps a little too innocently.
"Not a friendly one, Peewit woke her up once and let's just say he had bruises for about a week." Johan said, remembering Aralyn chasing Peewit around the castle, beating him with a broom.
"Perfect." Ashlynn grinned as she crept over to the couch Aralyn was sleeping on, "You guys might want to stand back then."
"Why?"
"Because in a few minutes she is going to be very, VERY, upset, and I don't think you want to be caught in the crossfire." She explained, waving them over to the side of the room.
"What are you gunna do?" Peewit dared to ask.
"Just watch…" Ashlynn grinned as she turned the canister upside down and deposited a fair amount of some strange white foam on Aralyn's exposed hand.
The boys and Clockwork watched silently as she placed the canister gently on the table and pulled out the feather. Slowly she just barely touched Aralyn's nose with it.
Aralyn's nose twitched, but nothing happened. Again she raised the feather to her friend's nose, tickling it again.
Aralyn gave a small groan of displeasure as she began to move. Ashlynn jumped out of the way and positioned herself to make a run for the stairs. And with a sudden movement Aralyn reached up to scratch her irritated nose, causing the white foam to splat on her face.
In a second Ashlynn's blonde victim was sitting up, her eyes wide and filled with shock and an emotion that Peewit had come to call, 'the death sentence'.
Looking down at her hand Aralyn started putting the pieces together.
"Morning Ar!" Ashlynn greeted cheerfully, "How was your wakeup call?"
If looks could kill, well then, right now you wouldn't even need Aralyn to look at you in order to fall down dead.
"You…you're…"
With a nervous laugh Ashlynn waved farewell as she raced as fast as she could up the stairs.
"SO DEAD!" Aralyn screamed as she moved at near inhuman speed, leaping off the couch, running past the boys, and following Ashlynn up the stairs.
Of course by now Savina, Smurfette, and Sassette were awake, and completely beyond confused.
Cautiously the seven of them climbed the stairs, hearing shouts, laughs, and objects hitting things coming from upstairs. Slowly then entered the living room to see both girls on opposite sides of the counter. Aralyn had her back to them, but it wasn't hard to see that she was angry. Meanwhile Ashlynn was on the kitchen side of the counter, a smile still on her face,
"Hey Ar?"
"What!" Aralyn asked, venom practically dripping from her mouth as she spoke.
Ashlynn pointed to her own face, "Ya got a little something…right here." She laughed.
"I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!" Aralyn screamed as she managed to jump over the counter.
Ashlynn squealed as she made another run for it, more out of enjoyment than anything, but with a hint of fear mixed in too.
Gerard looked to Johan, "Shouldn't we stop her or something?"
"They'll both be fine." He replied calmly, "As long as Ashlynn can keep running for a few more minutes, I think Aralyn will calm down a bit after that."
Sure enough after a few minutes Aralyn's threats and the pounding of running feet died down, however they were replaced by something else.
"AR! STOP IT!" Ashlynn screamed, causing everyone else to come running.
Turning the corner they found Ashlynn laying on the ground, and Aralyn dangling a line of spit from her mouth over Ashlynn's face.
"AR THAT'S GROSS!" Ashlynn yelled desperately trying to get away as the spit got closer to her.
Just as it was about to make contact Aralyn pulled it back up and released Ashlynn, who jumped up and darted to a safe place behind Johan and Gerard.
Dusting herself off Aralyn smirked, "Maybe next time you won't do that in order to wake me up."
"At least I didn't stick your hand in warm water." Ashlynn said, peeking over Johan's shoulder.
Aralyn's glare turned deadly again, "If you ever do that I might just let a few words slip." She smirked evilly.
Ashlynn's eyes widened more than one would have thought possible, "Who's hungry?" she asked quickly, not wanting to stay on the current subject.
Hands quickly shot up in the air, "Right, I'll get started on breakfast then." She giggled nervously as she made her escape to the kitchen.
(S)
As the sun rose over the horizon the girl opened her eyes, only to find that last night's events hadn't been a bad dream, they actually happened.
Sitting up she pulled her knees to her chest and wrapped her arms around her legs. "What am I going to do? I'm lost, alone, and" suddenly she was interrupted by a deep rumbling sound, "…and hungry." She finished with a sad sigh.
Closing her eyes she tried to think, until she heard voices singing. Small voices, almost like children, but not quite.
Curiosity got the best of her, and slowly she stood, and began walking in the direction of the singing voices. As she got closer the words from the song became clearer,
"La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long.
La la la-la la la
Smurf along with me!
La la la-la la la
Simple as can be."
Peeking through a good sized berry bush, the girl was surprised to see a bunch of little blue creatures clad in white, walking around a tiny village of mushroom shaped homes.
Pinching herself she realized that this was actually happening, 'What in the world have you gotten yourself into?' she asked herself, not noticing that she had been spotted.
Suddenly the once peaceful forest resounded with shouts of panic.
"Smurf out!"
"There's a human in the village!"
"Papa Smurf!"
The little blue creatures were running in around as if it were the end of the world and the girl couldn't help but feel guilty that she had caused such a panic.
"No no!" she tried to calm them down, "I didn't mean to scare you guys, really."
By now all the little creature were hiding, "I'm sorry," she apologized again, her knees bent as she collapsed to the ground, "I just lost my way… a-and when I heard voices I-I was hoping it would be someone who could… help me."
Slowly, one by one, the little creatures came back out, led by one dressed in bright red.
"Are you alright my dear?" he asked gently, placing a small blue hand on her knee.
The girl's lip quivered as her eyes began to water, "No, I have no idea where I am and I don't know what to do." She began sobbing again.
"Oh, there there," a little female creature said softly, "We'll help you."
Rubbing her eyes with the back of her hand the girl looked up, "Really?" she sniffed.
Murmurs of agreement came from all over the clearing causing the girl to smile for the first time since the beginning of this whole ordeal.
"If you don't mind me asking, what are you?" she asked quietly.
"We are smurfs," the leader explained, "I am Papa Smurf, and these are all my little smurfs."
Each smurf introduced themselves, all the way down to Baby Smurf, who tried to climb onto her lap.
Gently scooping the tiny smurf up in her hand she lightly tickled him with her fingertip, causing Baby to giggle happily.
"And what's your name my dear?" Papa Smurf asked.
"Oh, sorry," the girl blushed, realizing she hadn't introduced herself yet, "My name is Ashlynn, Ashlynn Lindheart, but you can call me Ash, if you want."
(E)
"Everyone ready to go?" Ashlynn asked eagerly as she joined everyone in the main living room.
"Yeah!" Aralyn cheered, finally out of her 'you woke me up before I wanted to be up' mood.
"Everyone follow me then."
Marching out the front door she stopped at the base of the stone stairs, "You guys wait here, I'll get the car." She instructed before skipping off.
"Car?" the four medieval humans asked, looking at Aralyn.
"You'll see in a minute." She waved her hand dismissingly.
Sure enough as they waited a strange contraption pulled around the corner Ashlynn had disappeared around earlier.
It seemed to be made of blue metal and clear glass, supported by four strange looking wheels. From inside there came a low rumbling, like one of Handy's machines hard at work, and it moved forward even though nothing was pulling it.
Pulling to a stop the door closest to them opened and Ashlynn stepped out wearing the biggest grin on her face, "Cool huh?"
Everyone, minus Aralyn, were speechless.
"Come on guys," Aralyn encouraged, pushing them towards the car, "get in so we can get going."
Opening the passenger's side door Aralyn pushed the seat forward and motioned for them to get into the back. Gerard, Savina, and Johan got it and she put the seat back the way it was.
"Make sure you guys buckle those seat belts," Aralyn instructed, pointing to the straps connected to each seat and showing them how to use them, "safety first."
Then Ashlynn climbed into the driver's seat and moved the armrest in the middle back, forming a third seat in the front for Peewit. And as soon as everyone was settled in Ashlynn turned the key, causing the car to rumble and shake as the engine started up, and they were off.
For a minute things were quiet, that is, until Peewit spoke up.
"What's this? What's that button do? What's that stick thing for? Where is the air coming from? How is this thing moving?" not even waiting for answers before going to his next question.
After a few minutes he stopped for a breath and Aralyn clapped her hand over his mouth, "Peewit, it's really hard for her to drive if you keep distracting her."
"But I'm bored." He whined.
"Then how about some music?" Ashlynn asked with a smile.
"But how do you get music in here?" Savina questioned.
"Simple." Ashlynn responded, "I just push this button here."
As she pushed the button she mentioned voices began coming in through the speakers in the car.
"Oh, I love this song!" Aralyn grinned as she reached over and turned up the music volume.
Giving her friend a sideways glance Ashlynn grinned back as they both started singing along to the song's lyrics,
"I threw a wish in the well
don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
and now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
but now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy,
But here's my number so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby,
But here's my number so call me maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys, try to chase me,
But here's my number so call me maybe
You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
but still you're in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
but it's in my way
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, Skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey I just met you And this is crazy
But here's my number So call me maybe
It's hard to look right, at you baby,
But here's my number so call me maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number so call me maybe
And all the other boys, try to chase me,
But here's my number so call me maybe
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
And you should know that I missed you so, so bad
It's hard to look right at you baby,
But here's my number so call me, maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But here's my number so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me,
But here's my number so call me maybe
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me maybe."
Same thing happened with almost every other song that came on, providing enough entertainment for all the car's occupants, until they pulled into a huge lot surrounding a huge two story building.
Stopping the car and turning it off Ashlynn faced her friends, "Welcome one and all, to a little place I like to call, the mall." She giggled, more at her silly, unintentional rhyme, than anything else, as she ushered everyone out of the car and began leading the small procession through the two glass double doors.
Ashlynn: Ok, got real bored and ended up looking up everyone's names in urbandictionary and this is what I ended up reading. Ashlynn was defined as a beautiful girl. She's very funny and outgoing. She loves to tell jokes and make people laugh. She is strong and courageous. She has amazing eyes that light up with her gorgeous smile. When she's sad or crying, it breaks your heart and you want to do anything to put a smile back on her face. She is a sweetheart and caring. She has a kind heart and loves animals. She is creative and talented. She loves to sing and dance and entertain people. She is simply an amazing girl and its always a pleasure to be around her. She has many friends and is loved by everyone who meets her. Ashlynn is someone you definitely want in your life because she makes everyday bright and wonderful.
Savina: Savina is a very attractive girl who usually gets the most attractive boys.
Johan: Johan is a name that is associated with super awesome people. He will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. Not only are they tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes.
Gerard: Intelligent, caring, nice, cute, and sexy person. He's a fun person to be around and is missed so much when apart from him. Once you meet him, he'll be all you think about. He is an amazing person. He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks its from the heart.
Ashlynn: Before Peewit defines himself, I'll let you know he had only one definition, and it's perfect for him.
Peewit: Yeah, Peewit is another word for food.
Ashlynn: However Aralyn was the only name not defined, her name was derived from J. R. Tolken's elvish language from Lord of the Rings. It means, Silver Bolt.
Aralyn: Hope you liked these fun little tid bits. Have an awesome week!
The song was Call me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.
The name definitions are from urbandictionary, I did not make these up.
Plus I do not advise Ashlynn's prank to be repeated, unless you're fine with risking your life for a good laugh.
