PREVIOUSLY ON MEGAYMAN ADVENTURES (get it? i said Megaman but hid a "gay" in there. hahaha I am such a good writer.) Our stupid pals forced their stupid daddy to eat a tapeworm and he became a black hole. Then they started living in a dorm with an old man. These buddies' names?

Megaman, who is way too out of character for comfort

Cutman, who sucks

Roll, who went missing halfway through chapter two

Elecman, he tased Cutman that one time

Gutsman, he has muscles

Bombman, he's a jerk

Iceman, a literal toddler

Fireman, who doesn't matter

Wily, he's weird

and Doctor Light, who used to be fat and useless until he became an omnipitent god. Wait, we didn't explain that well enough in the original chapter? Oh well, you only had to wait two days for us to clear it up.

Oh yeah and he ate Cutman's fish.

Anyways, back to our typical fanfiction and our various (failed) attempts to look meta...

Fireman walked into his advanced phonics class. He sat at his seat in the back of his class, started a chicken and turned on his speakers to jam to some royalty free music. He didn't want to listen to the typical "L is for Listen Or Get Beaten, M is for My Opinion Is Correct,
If You Don't Agree I Will Choke You" so on, so on... Whatever. He hung up his weird metal-hat thing and sat down to wait for his chicken to finish. He heard the teacher yell out a loud "HEY!" Fireman panicked.
Luckily, it was for the kid in front of him. The teacher grabbed him hard by the neck and dropped him in the execution chute. Fireman saw this happen so much he was desensitised.
After class, he went to see what the others were doing.
Halfway there, he changed his mind."They are as dumb as self-inserts"
he mumbled to himself. He instead decided to head to room 201, which held cock-fighting during free periods. He entered to see various items on fire, and multiple guns firing. He went over to the nerds, they were altering a chicken's DNA and giving it robotic parts. Fireman pulled out his list of death threats usually reserved for Cutman, and yelled at the kids, then handing them some shotguns.

Fifteen minutes later

"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO, FIREMAN?!" Bombman said "Well I guess I didn't think that the nerds would want revenge and end up trying to shoot up the school..." Fireman said, the entire group glaring at him, glaringly. "Ah well, we forgive you. I mean, us robots need to be nice and caring to everyone!"

Meanwhile at the lab ruins...

"I can't believe those jerks ditched me!" Cutman said, under a singed blanket for warmth. "Your friends ditched you? Douches. You should hang out with ME, I can be a good friend, and we can get revenge on those idiots." a shadowy figure said, menacingly.

AUTHORS NOTES

Hey, so this is new. I figured I might add this in for the sake of clearing up some confusing parts about the chapter so that all two of my fans can have an enjoyable experience. Roll will return next time, and so will the shadowy figure and Cutman.
I feel the identity of said shadowy figure is fairly obvious, but something about their potrayal will be surprising.

With that out of the way, see you in part two!