Sorry I haven't been posting lately. My internet wasn't working. I hope you understand.

Chapter Six: Dinner Pandemonium

"I hope your stay here will be pleasant," said the Professor, wheeling himself between the two groups. The Brotherhood mumbled a few words, for the most part sounding like a form of thanks. Todd was crouched down, smiling. He and Lance were the only ones who didn't seem completely sickened by being there.

"So, where we staying, yo?" asked Todd, trying not to sound excited, but failing miserably. Everyone's eyes followed him as he continued to hop up and down.

"Yes, um, you will be staying the empty dormitories on the third floor. Lance will be able to use his own room," explained the Professor.

Lance's eyes widened. "You mean you haven't given 'em away?" asked Lance.

"Of course not, if you came back, where would you stay if we did?" growled Logan. "Now, why not get moved in already?" The Brotherhood quickly went up the stairs, feeling it wise not to make Logan madder than he already was.

Kurt sighed as he opened up one of the empty dorm rooms for Todd and Fred. Todd barely gave him time to move aside before hopping inside. His little eyes widened as he looked around the large room.

"MAN! This is like the coolest room I've ever been in. Even the rooms back at the boarding home when I was little weren't this big or fancy," he exclaimed. Fred walked in, pushing Kurt aside, who merely growled and teleported away. Fred threw his things on one of the beds.

"Well, I'm gonna go see if I can find anything left in the kitchen," he mumbled and lumbered back out of the room. Todd didn't even notice. His little heart was beating a mile a minute. He yelled out loud happily, jumping up almost to the ceiling, doing three mid air flips, landing on his back on the soft bed.

"Man, this is gonna be a great New Years, yo," he said, closing his eyes and trailing off to a light sleep.

Lance was settling back into the room he had only moved from several months ago. He looked up as Kitty walked through door, literally. "I'm glad you came," she said, smiling.

Lance grinned a little, but quickly frowned again. "Listen, I'm gonna try my best to keep the guys under control," he said quickly.

"Lance, don't worry. We stocked up on tear gas already," laughed Kitty. Lance could only look in Kitty's eyes and smile. The two of them sat there for awhile, until a large cloud of gas filled the room. The two of them jumped up.

"What the.....?" yelled Lance, standing in front of Kitty. Kitty gasped, and quickly held her nose.

"Oh yarg! That smells worse than Toad!" she screamed.

Lance covered his nose with his shirt, hearing familiar laughs. He growled and used his powers to bust open the door, knocking Tabitha, Bobby, and Pietro on their backs, pinned down by the door. "HEY!! What's the deal Lance!" yelled Pietro angrily. Both Lance and Kitty stood above them, glaring down at the two teens.

"When did Tabitha get here?"

"I've been here Rocky. Didn't know you guys were here."

"What have you been doing?"

"Listening to my music. I know how you hate it when I play it loud so I used my headphones."

"What happened?" yelled Rogue as she, Remy, Wanda, John, and Kurt raced up down the hall.

"Oh, Pietro, Bobby, and Tabitha let off a stink bomb in Lance's room," hissed Kitty, standing on the door.

"Oh, no wonder it smelled like Toad up here," laughed Kurt. His laughter was cut short by a water balloon exploding his back. Only, these balloons didn't contain water, they had sour milk in them.

"Now who smells bad fuzzy?" growled Todd. Kurt glared at Todd, and launched himself forward, tackling Todd.

"Serves him right." Wanda muttered.

"What!?" Rogue snapped.

Soon the whole hallway erupted in fighting. Fred, Scott, and Logan were just walking up the stairs, when a stream of flames flew by their heads.

"What the heck?" growled Logan, extending his claws.

"Oh no, what caused this?" moaned Scott, as he saw the members of the X-Men and Brotherhood fighting. Todd was wrestling on the floor with a very well slimed Kurt, John was having a fire vs. ice fight with Bobby, Wanda and Rogue looked like the were about to rip each other part, if it wasn't for Remy standing between the two screaming girls that is, and Pietro was just standing there looking left out. Fred sighed and walked up to Todd and Kurt, and used his great strength to tear the two boys apart, holding them up in mid-air. Scott did a flying tackle and brought down John, while Logan caught Bobby by the back of the shirt, pulling the teen off balance. The fight between Wanda and Rogue ended when the both took a swing at each other, both blows landing on Remy's face, knocking him out. Everyone froze and stared at the two girls as Remy's body fell to the floor with a loud THUMP.

"Um, maybe it's time we go down stairs, yo," squeaked Todd.

It wasn't enough that the dining room was amazing but the food laid out made the Brotherhood's eyes light up with delight. Everyone else was sitting down waiting for them. The adults and the rest of the X-Men took a seat. The Brotherhood wasted no time and dove into their seats and started tucking into the food before it was even served on their plates.

"ALRIGHT YOU ANIMALS LISTEN UP!" Logan shouted. That got their attention. "Look the first thing we should do is teach some of you some table manners. That means no eating before everyone else has sat down or at least shown up to the table!"

"Oh I get it," Wanda said. "So that way everyone gets an equal chance at getting the food. Sounds fair."

"Whatever." Logan sighed. "Just serve the food."

Everybody started eating particularly the Brotherhood who was grabbing anything and everything they could get their hands on. Todd having an advantage with his tongue. Everybody was staring at them. Remy and Peter were the only ones eating properly, Remy because he was trying to get into an engaging conversation with Rogue and Peter because he was raised on table manners for the most part. Fred had already finished off two serving plates. Pietro was eating through the food like a rabbit. When Todd had tried to grab a roll with his tongue, Logan had grabbed it before it reached the pile.

"Don't do that again." He growled and let it go so that it snapped back into Todd's mouth.

"Do they like always eat like this?" Kitty asked Lance.

He nodded. "Yes, all the time."

"This is some great stuff mates!" John complimented. Everybody was starting to get sick from watching the boys eat.

"Slow down you morons the food isn't going anywhere!" Rogue snapped.

"Like at least chew the food!"

"Iamchewingsee?" Pietro said and opened his mouth.

"Eew Gross!" Everybody blanched.

"I have officially lost my appetite." Scott said.

"Well then you wouldn't mind me having your roll would you?" Fred asked.

"Here take it!" He said and hurled it at Fred.

"Hey!" Fred said angrily. Suddenly Scott got hit with mash potatoes and gravy.

"That's what you get X-man!" John said grinning. Pietro stood up and grabbed a handful of pudding and hurled it at Kitty.

"Pietro!" Lance yelled.

"What did you do that for you jerk?" Kitty screamed.

"I didn't wanna feel left out." Pietro shrugged.

"Well then here!" She screamed and hurled her dessert at him. He ducked and it hit Wanda instead.

"Uh oh." Pietro said.

"Not good." John said ducking down.

"You like throwing stuff do you?" Wanda growled and hurled her entire plate of food at Kitty who let it phase through and hit Lance.

"People calm down!" Jean yelled trying to keep everyone under control. "We don't want to start a-- Eek!" She screamed when her soup exploded and drenched her. "Boom Boom!" She glared at Tabitha who was sitting there looking innocent.

"Wasn't me." She said smiling.

"How about a second helping of spaghetti!?" Jean used her powers and the spaghetti went flying and got all over Tabitha.

"I always knew you were a bit saucy." Pietro quipped.

"And I always knew you were a ham!" She snarled and stuff the honey glazed ham into his shirt.

"AUGH!" Kurt screamed as someone drenched him with milk.

"Hey Fuzzy," Todd laughed, "Got milk?"

"Die!" Kurt screamed.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Someone shouted and the whole room erupted into yelling and food was flying everywhere. Some people even started climbing on the table in order to reach food that was father away.

Pietro stood up on the center of the table. "I am the food fighting king! All bow down before my greatness!" Everyone just started throwing their food at him. The adults just sat their.

"Don't you think we should do something to stop this?" Logan asked.

"I don't know if I can." Xavier groaned rubbing his head wearily.

"They have to run out of energy some time right?" Hank said. Suddenly he was hit in the face with ketchup.

"Something tells me we are not going to be a peaceful night." Storm sighed.

"Ya think?" Logan said, and they continued watching the fight.

Ah food fights, ya gotta love em. Next up a game of Truth or Dare! MWAHAHAHA! Be sure to send in suggestions!