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"Hn, okay, I retract the former deals, I'll just tell the school principal to have a GREEN SPANDEX SUIT as the school unifo-" –Sasuke was interrupted
"I- I WILL MARRY YOU!! God! I hate that outfit!" Sakura shouted just before Sasuke finished his statement and just before the students could react
"Hn" Sasuke said as he put the ring in Sakura's finger
I can't believe I'm marrying the queen of England just because I hate that spandex suit! But hey! that suit came from hell!
Then the students roared and clapped
"HARUNO-CHAN! YOU SAVED US FROM DOOM!!!" The students shouted
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Somewhere in the crowd
"Gai-sensei!"-Lee
"Lee!" –Gai
"Gai-sensei!"-Lee
"Lee!"-Gai
"How dare they insult our youthful fashion!" Lee and Gai said as they ran towards the sunset
After the…….evil deal from Sasuke a.k.a. marriage proposal, Sasuke left saying he needed to go to school. Classes in Konoha High were resumed.
Sakura is slumped in her seat, not bothering to listen to her teacher.
"Haruno, please translate this in English" Shizune said when she noticed that Sakura isn't listening.
boku-tachi wa samayoi nagara
ikite yuku doko made mo
furikaeru
michi wo tozashi
aruite'ku eien ni
Sakura smirked, opened her moth and said, "We live our lives wandering to the ends of the off the way back,we walk on for eternity."
"Very good." Shizune said, amazed at Sakura
"Wow, forehead, you were off traveling in Barney's la la land yet you were able to translate it in English!!" Ino shouted at Sakura causing her classmates to agree.
"Are you some alien from outer space and is planning on the Earth's doom?" a classmate asked
"Maybe that huge forehead of hers contains some communicating device to talk with her co-aliens!" an ET fan intelligently said, holding 'alien detectors'
"SEE?! IT BEEPS!!" he added
"Sakura-san, don't call the ANBU just because you don't want to marry THE Uchiha Sasuke!" anothe member of the ET club added.
"And what the hell is ANBU?" Sakura asked
"Don't pretend to be innocent! We already blow up your cover! Incase you have an alien amnesia, ANBU is AlienNBU or something like that!!My alien detector also beeps!!"-random classmate
(I have a disease, the 'im lazy to name character' disease, please bear with me)
"Stupids! that's no alien detector! That's CRAP DETECTOR! Akamaru's crap is scattered in the classroom!" Kiba yelled
"NO! It's not crap detector! I bought it from an astronaut! He said he got it from the sun!" the ET fan defended
"You're still stupid you believed him! No one has ever stepped on the sun!" Kiba shot back
"BUT SAKURA-SAN IS STILL AN ALIEN, WITH CRAP DETECTOR OR WITHOUT!!"They all yelled
Twitch
Twitch
Sigh
Vein pops
"YOU! YOU STUPID PIECES OF GREEN PEAS!!IS THIS HOW YOU GUYS PAY ME BACK?! I JUST SAVE YOU FROM THE ETERNAL DAMNATION OF WEARING A SPANDEX!!" Sakura shouted at her classmates
"My beautiful and youthful cherry blossom! What a youthful speech from you! But why must you insult my youthful fashion!!"
"LEE!WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID! ALL WE HEARD WAS YOUTHFUL CRAP AND-!" the classmates screamed
"Aren't you crying with Gai-sensei in the beach where the sunset and the waves are or somewhere else 'youthful'?" Sakura finished,curious why he got here just after he heard the 'spandex' word.
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"My 'youthful' senses twitched, it told me that you are talking about my youthful fashion,and I finished my youthful cry 10 minutes ago." Lee replied with an 'isn't it obvious' voice
"OMG! I knew it! That suit has evil powers! You're the real alien here!!"
Sigh
"Atleast, the 'alien curse' is passed to Lee" Sakura said as she sat on her chair as her classmates resumed their 'who is the alien in the class' argument
"Who said there is an alien here?" Shizune asked as she watched her class in chaos, long forgotten her lesson for the day.
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Meanwhile, a janitor holding his mop is walking in a corridor, he was shocked when the 'mop' beeped violently when he passed class 2-A's room. "Oh my God, is this mop some loser detector?!" The janitor asked himself
"Hai, that is." a beeping Sai said with his outstretched hand doing an 'L' sign in his glowing fingers.
"Why are your fingers glowing?!" the janitor asked Sai
"I am.......special, I can sense losers. " Sai said as he continued to beep and went inside the room. The janitor shivered and ran away
(Sorry, I had to add this Sai part! I won't be able to sleep if I didn't!!hehe)
Sakura just finished her shift on the cafe and is walking on her way home. She walked faster when she noticed that there is a black car following her.
Is this some kidnapper or what?-Sakura thought as she doubled her pace.
When Sakura reached her apartment, her eyes widened at what she saw, or at what she didn't see. All her furnitures are gone,she ran to her bedroom, her bed, her dresser, and all her clothes are gone.
"What the hell?! Am I robbed?!" Sakura shouted
"No Sakura-chan, I threw your filthy things away and replaced them with better ones."Sasuke said as a large truck carrying brand new appliances and expensive looking furnitures stopped in front of her apartment.
Sakura turned to .Blink.
"Look, Duck-san" Sakura started
"I'm not a duck" Sasuke replied darkly
"Oh. My bad, queen of England-sama……" Sakura started again
"And I absolutely am not the queen of England" Sasuke said as veins start to pop in his head
"Sorry I forgot your friggin name! What is it then?!" Sakura asked angrily, annoyed at Sasuke's interruptions
"It's Uchiha Sasuke" Sasuke said, suddenly, the air was filled with arrogance
"Well then Uchiha-san, about the engagement thing, my parents don't kno-"
"They know already. " Sasuke cut her off.
"See, they won't agree, I'm just 17 yea-"
"In fact, just before I opened my mouth, they already said yes." Sasuke cut her off again
"Told ya-wait, what?! They agreed?! I thought they will back me up!! Oh my God, my parents sold me to the devil.T-TRAITORS!!!!!!!! " Sakura shouted as she kneeled on the floor dramatically
Silence
Silence
Silence
"Oh, and please stop with all the furnitures because I don't need them." Sakura said as she fanned herself
"They are for your parents." Sasuke said
"No, I can't accept that, and if I do, I can't bring it in their hou-"-Sakura
"Your parents will live here." –Sasuke
"Okay then! And we will be a happy fami-" –Sakura
"You will live at the Uchiha mansion with ME."-Sasuke
"Okay, just stop cutting my sentences off, wait, what the hell did you just say?!" Sakura shouted at Sasuke
"You will live at the Uchiha mansion." Sasuke repeated
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Deciding that she couldn't win against an Uchiha, she just made her final request.
"Uchiha-san, where are my parents going to come here?" Sakura asked
"Next week." Sasuke replied
"Can I stay here for the rest of the week? I want to visit my parents' place but I have school and I can't fail class and because we have a play and-"
"That can be arranged." Sasuke cut in raised his hand in the air and snapped his appeared out of nowhere.
"Hai, Sasuke-sama?" Kakashi asked
"Announce a 1-week break in Konoha High and in my school. It will start tomorrow." Sasuke said
"Hai." Kakashi replied as he dialed a number and disappeared
Sakura stared
And stared
And stared
"What was that?" Sakura asked, still shocked at what this Uchiha guy can do.
"A mushroom,a loyal mushroom, you see IT pops out of nowhere whenever I snap my finger or call his name, even if I am a MILE away." Sasuke said referring to Kakashi
(poor Kakashi)
"No, I wasn't referring to the old man, I mean, I know you're rich and all but, are you THAT rich to do THAT?" Sakura asked
"Hm, my family have connections to other people." Sasuke said and again, snapped his fingers. Suddenly men wearing black suits and shades grabbed her and went to the car with Sasuke following behind.
"What's the meaning of this?!" Sakura asked as she struggled to get free. She's strong, but she's outnumbered.
"I can only grant you one request, and I chose the latter, so you're going to the Uchiha mansion with me."-Sasuke
"Wait, I don't have spare clothes to change and-"-Sakura
"They are all at home." –Sasuke
"But Ichecked my drawers and-" Sakura
"Home, as in the Uchiha mansion where YOU will stay with us"-Sasuke
I KNOW IT'S BORING ,OKAY? SO PLEASE NO FLAMES
here is the preview of the next chapter
PREVIEW:
"When the hell is that stupid guy coming back?!" Sasuke yelled in frustration.
"Sasuke-sama, we know that Itachi-san is not here becau-" Kakashi was cut off
"HE'S NOT HERE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED AND WENT SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WITH A STICK UP HIS ASS!" Sasuke finished.
"HN, WHO WENT SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WITH A STICK UP HIS ASS? LITTLE BROTHER? WHY ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS, DID YOU MISS THE ROYAL HOTNESS?" ITACHI SAID AS HE ENTERED THE HOUSE…ERR MANSION
"SO YOU FINALLY PULLED THE STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DECIDED TO COMEBACK, EH? AND ROYAL HOTNESS? SERIOUSLY, HOW STUPID WAS THAT?! ONLY GAYS ARE INTERESTED IN YOU!" SASUKE SAID AS HE POINTED AT HIS BROTHER
"Then, you must be GAY." Itachi said nonchalantly as he set his suitcase down
"WHAT??!!!!!!!" –Sasuke
Again, I know this chapter's boring. T_T because this chapter is rushed
EXPLANATION, ANIME OTAKU VERSION:
I just received an urgent mission from the Hokage, an undercover mission to Akatsuki. If I fail, I'll be beheaded.
EXPLANATION, NORMAL KID VERSION:
My mom FORCED me to attend summer tutorials and told me to inquire the tutor TODAY, If I don't ,I'll be banned from all my gadgets, Ugghh, I hate her!
P.S. Mom, If you're ALSO secretly reading this story, I will NOT UPDATE if you yell at me!!!*kukukukuku*
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