Yo, sorry for the VERY late update!!

Here's chapter 4 and please don't forget to leave a REVIEW!!

In this chapter, you will know the reason about the rumored 'Uchiha clan massacre'(yeah, in this fic there is a rumor like that..LOL)


"What was that?" Sakura asked, still shocked at what this Uchiha guy can do.

"A mushroom,a loyal mushroom, you see IT pops out of nowhere whenever I snap my finger or call his name, even if I am a MILE away." Sasuke said referring to Kakashi

(poor Kakashi)

"No, I wasn't referring to the old man, I mean, I know you're rich and all but, are you THAT rich to do THAT?" Sakura asked

"Hm, my family have connections to other people." Sasuke said and again, snapped his fingers. Suddenly men wearing black suits and shades grabbed her and went to the car with Sasuke following behind.

"What's the meaning of this?!" Sakura asked as she struggled to get free. She's strong, but she's outnumbered.

"I can only grant you one request, and I chose the latter, so you're going to the Uchiha mansion with me."-Sasuke

"Wait, I don't have spare clothes to change and-"-Sakura

"They are all at home." –Sasuke

"But I checked my drawers and-" Sakura

"Home, as in the Uchiha mansion where YOU will stay with us"-Sasuke

"NOW?! As in right now? This hour, this minute, this second?!" –Sakura

"Hn." Sasuke said as Kakashi opened the car door and let them in

"What did I do in my past life to be in this situation?!" Sakura asked herself


The whole drive to the Uchiha mansion was silent except for little 'hn' and 'aa' from Sasuke whenever Sakura asked a question. Sakura finally got bored and TRIED to crack him.

"Wow, I sure discovered a lot of things from my future husband." Sakura said sarcastically

"Really? You had me investigated because finally you realized your undying love for me?" Sasuke asked not noticing the sarcasm in her voice as he smirked

"No, they are just based on my observations." Sakura said

"Oh? So you LOVE to ogle your dear future husband." Sasuke said as his smirk grew wider

"No, even a blind idiot will know that this person beside me *points to Sasuke* is an arrogant bastard who is a pathetic excuse for the queen of England and has a duck hairstyle and is VERY mentally NOT stable." Sakura said as she enumerated her,,,,,uh,,,observations.

"Hn?!!" +raised eyebrow and annoyed look (translation:What the hell?! Mentally NOT stable?)

"See?! The only words…errr grunt…errr sound you produce are 'hn' and 'aa', and you speak REAL words in very RARE times, heck! Even a baby has a wider vocabulary than yours! Maybe it takes so much energy from you whenever you talk in the human language, don't worry Sasuke –KUN, I, Sakura Haruno, will understand her mentally unstable future husband –slash- queen of England!!" Sakura said enthusiastically as she pumped her fists in the air. Kakashi snickered at Sakura's statement and Sasuke gave him the 'shut-up-or-you're-fired' glare while Kakashi gave the 'you-can't-fire-me-but-your-father-can-' look

And they began the 'glare talk'

Sasuke: 'Oh-really-I-shall-tell-father-then

Kakashi: 'just-try-maybe-you-are-the-one-to-get-fired'

Sasuke:'Hn?'

Kakashi: 'I-have-been-working-for-your-father-ever-since-the-world-began'

Sasuke:'Hn,-that's-why-you-have-white-hair-old-pervert.'

Sakura wondered why the mushroom-san and queen of England-sama can actually have a 'conversation' with just….glares and an idea popped in her head as she faced Kakashi.

"Ne, mushroom-san, can you teach me how to understand this mentally unstable child's language? It must be really hard for you to have him as a company every single day, ne? Understanding his…body language is such a HUGE accomplishment!!" Sakura praised mushroom-san

"Sakura-sama, I am not mushroom-san and again, for the third time, that mentally unstable guy beside you is NOT the queen of England, I am Kakashi." Kakashi said as he explained the characters of this fiction to Sakura

"Oh, I know he's not the queen of England Kakashi-san, it is just cute for him to be the queen of England, but I think it will be England's downfall if that happens!!" Sakura said cheerfully

"Hn, we're here." Sasuke butted in, annoyed at the two talking about him

Tall black gates, a bunch of guards a very beautiful garden, a huge fountain and a huge house..errr mansion reached Sakura's view.

"THIS is your place?!" Sakura asked

"Hn, you will be living here,too" Sasuke said and wore his arrogant smirk

"Oh-my-God." Sakura said as she admired the place and Sasuke's smirk reached level 2, the arrogantER smirk.(does he ever stop smirking?)

They got out of the car as Sasuke lead her to the stairs and opened a door that exposed a double king-sized bed with black covers,black pillows, black walls, black laptop on the corner, a black dresser, another black door, black curtains, black tiles..in short..everything is black.

Sakura sighed.

.tsk

"I knew it! This isn't your place!! We are in a set of a horror movie!! What movie is it? The massacre of the queen of England? Or the haunted mansion 2: curse of the emo duck?Where would the bloody scene take place? The bed? The bathroom, I bet you are the lead character there!" Sakura rambled in her'im-so-genius' voice

*twitch*

*twitch*

"Sakura, you are in my place and this is your room, my room, OUR room." Sasuke said as he gritted his teeth

"What?! I'm going to share this room that looked like a voodoo area where mentally unstable witches perform emo-ic spells with you?!" Sakura asked

"Yes, father's orders. Your clothes are in the closet and your school bag is in the table beside the bed, and I have to inform father that you arrived. See you later." Sasuke said as he shut the door and left Sakura in their room

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"Otou-sama, I would like to inform you that Sakura is here now." Sasuke said as he sat on the couch of his father's study.

"Hn, I heard that you are going to Sakura-chan's parents' place for a week?" Fugaku asked

"Hai, are you against that?" Sasuke asked his father

"No, it's just that Sakura will leave a day ahead of you because you have to attend this business meeting in China." Fugaku stated

"………"

"I know it is my job but I have a business meeting in Hawaii, and I know you are too young for it but Itachi is nowhere to be found, and I'm pretty sure you can handle this business meeting since you are an Uchiha." Fugaku added

"……….Hai, just one day." Sasuke said as he left the study

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Sasuke cursed his brother mentally and thought of writing a book entitled ' 101 ways to ruin Itachi's life.' And realized that he doesn't have enough 'evidences' so he canceled the thought and started to think of Sakura.

'Man, I can't afford to hurt her feelings, I can't tell her that I won't be with her when the time she gets reunited with her loving parents, she'll be totally depressed that she would lock herself in a room and not eat for days!! How could I tell her such a cruel thing like that?!' Thought a very depressed(though he'll not show it..coz he's well..Sasuke) Sasuke as he stopped in front of their room.

*Sigh*

'This is it'

'I hope, you will forgive me Sakura, but I have to break your heart' (insert tears from Sasuke)

Sasuke opened the door and found a very happy and celebrating like there's no tomorrow Sakura. Sasuke grimaced at the scene

'How can I tell her such an ill thing when she is so excited about the upcoming bonding time with me? Oh God, what should I do?! I can't break her vulnerable woman heart!' –Sasuke thought dramatically

"SASUKE-KUN!!" Sakura shouted excitedly

Sasuke gave her a fake smile

"SASUKE-KUN!! I'M SO FREAKIN EXCITED!!IT'S TOMORROW!TOMORROW!!' Sakura shouted happily and resumed to celebrate like she just won 25 million dollars

'Shit, but I have to say this.'-Sasuke thought

"Sakura-chan"-Sasuke stated affectionately

"KYAAAA!! SASUKE-KUN!I'M SO EXCITED!!"-Sakura

"Saku-"-Sasuke

"I'M SO FRIGGIN HAPPY!!"-Sakura

Annoyance got to Sasuke's bones and……..

"SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Sasuke…errr…shouted

"What?" Sakura asked

*clears throat*

"I am truly madly deeply sorry to disappoint you, I w-"Sasuke was cut off

"Wait." Sakura now had a sad face and had a look of disappointment

'Shit, that look.!'-Sasuke thought

"Sa-Sasuke…does this m-mean…." That the business meeting you have was canceled and you will go with me and annoy me to death?-was what she was going to say but she was cut off by Sasuke's dramatic revelation of the 'miserable' truth

"Yes, I won't be able to grace you with my gorgeous presence for a short time due to some business meeting I have to attend tomorrow." Sasuke said, with a look that said 'im-so-sorry-i-cant-be-with-you'

"…………."

"……………."

Sasuke sensed Sakura's 'disappointment' and tried to make it up to her

"Look, Sakura I'll try to make-" Sasuke was cut off by Sakura's disappointed scream(atleast in his view)

"YOU MORON! WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT YOUR COMPANY?!THAT BUSINESS MEETING OF YOURS SAVE MY LIFE FROM A DAY OF ANNOYANCE!!IT'S PARTY TIME!!!" Sakura yelled and did the happy dance while singing 'duck-san isn't coming' and danced around the room.

"………."

"……….."

Just what the bloody hell was that?! That was a total embarrassment from hell! Is this karma? …..Luckily I didn't voice out my previous thoughts, or else all the people who saw me like that and witnessed this scene shall be assassinated and buried in the pits of hell.-Sasuke thought as he blushed from embarrassment and ran..err..walked briskly to the bathroom to put his head in the toilet, flush the bowl and let the water suck him to the center of the earth and never comeback.

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After hours of brooding, Sasuke finally got out of the bathroom dressed only in boxers. He found Sakura sleeping peacefully in his bed..ahem..their bed. He smirked, forgetting the previous 'encounter' with her and slid on the bed, wrapped an arm around her waist(ofcourse he was smirking here!) and succumbed to sleep.

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It was already 10:00 am in the morning when Sasuke woke up, 2 hours before his flight to Hongkong,that's a bad news, and Sakura is not here…err…baddER news(LOL). Sasuke got up from his bed and took a shower, got dressed for the meeting and went down for breakfast.

"Where is Sakura?" Sasuke asked the maid

"Sasuke-sama, Sakura-sama has already left 2 hours ago saying she wants to enjoy her day without any 'disturbances', though I do not know what are these disturbances she was referring to" the maid replied

"…………"

Disturbance? That woman!

"Hn, I'm done." Sasuke said as he stood up and headed to the back door and went to the private jet.

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2 days later…..

*Uchiha mansion*

Sasuke was fuming as the maid opened the large wooden door and threw his samsonite bag in the floor, he was beyond pissed.

Those annoying businessmen! Why do they have to be so annoying! I lost another fun-filled day with Sakura! Why the hell do I have to do this?! I'm 17! I'm just fucking 17! I'm not supposed to do this Ita-………….

Itachi

Itachi

"That bastard!!!" Sasuke suddenly shouted

Kakashi, who is currently beside him, flinched

"It's all his freakin fault!! This is all Itachi's fault I have to do this business meeting?!Where the hell is he anyway?!" Sasuke shouted

"Ahem, Sasuke-sama, you don't have to bitch around about it, it was just a-." Ooops.I voiced my thoughts! Prepare for the PMS-ing Sasuke

"…………"

"…………."

"Did you just say bitch?!" Sasuke yelled as he narrowed his gaze at Kakashi

Think Kakashi, think! THINK FOR YOUR LIFE YOU MORON!-Inner Kakashi(yeah,right) said as he tried to…avert Sasuke's attention to another one

"Iie, Sasuke-sama…what I mean was Itachi, yes, Itachi-sama is the bitch, yeah right"Kakashi said as he tried to put Sasuke's attention on Itachi

Come on Sasuke, pick up the bait and put your anger on Itachi already or else I'll die!

"Yeah, Itachi is such a bastard! When the hell is he coming back anyway?!" Sasuke shouted. Seems like Sasuke took Kakashi's bait

There, there

"Ahem, Sasuke-sama, We all know that Itachi-sama isn't here becau-" Kakashi was cut off

It's okay we got cut off, it's better than to feel the PMs-ing Sasuke's wrath!

"HE'S NOT HERE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED AND WENT SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WITH A STICK UP HIS ASS!!"Sasuke finished for Kakashi

"Hn, who went somewhere over the rainbow with a stick up his ass, little brother? Why are you so anxious? Did you miss this royal hotness?.......and KAKASHI, who did you say was a BITCH?! " Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother, who was believed the first person to actually step on a rainbow,asked darkly

Kakashi scratched his head

"Errr…I mean….errr…Yeah, she's the bitch!!!" Kakashi said nervously as he pointed at a random maid. Thank God it was a maid this time, he doesn't need another Uchiha glaring daggers at him

"Hn"-Itachi

"So, you finally got the stick up your ass pulled out and decided to come back, eh? And royal hotness?!Seriously, how STUPID was THAT?! Only gays will believe your royal hotness crap!" Sasuke shouted as he pointed an accusing finger at Itachi

"Hn, you must be gay then." Itachi said as he put his suitcase down

"What?! GAY?! Yeah, said someone who threatened me that he will kill our parents if I don't play HOUSE with him when he was a child! You psychotic gay!!"

"……………"

"…………….."

So the rumors were true that the older Uchiha planned to kill his parents because of house. I thought it was the house inheritance, not the house game!-Kakashi thought

"…………"

"…………."

"Hn" Itachi said as he carried his suitcase again and went upstairs to his room.


LOL

And that is the true reason, for the Uchiha massacre plan rumor(yeah right)

That was chapter 4 for you!
Again, sorry for the VERY late update!
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