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The evil lord of idiocy is back…errr..what?

OH well, never mind, my brain is not in a good condition right now coz I haven't slept for 3 days due to some unknown reason (T_T) anyway…when was the last time that my brain is fine??! Maybe when I participated in the science contest crap 2 years ago?! (Sasuke: Yes readers, author-san is FORMERLY a nerd. We are very glad that anime managed to get her out of the dark side people call the scientific calculator a PS3 and where people read the chemistry book like it's some shojou manga marked HOT! In mangafox(.)com). (Sakura: Ne, duck-san, did you just say a sentence without a 'hn'?! That's a miracle!!) (Sasuke:Hn) (Sakura:…..I take back what I said….(-_-!)

ARRGGHH

See? I'm talking nonsense now…..

OOOps. Back to the story


"Did you just say bitch?!" Sasuke yelled as he narrowed his gaze at Kakashi

Think Kakashi, think! THINK FOR YOUR LIFE YOU MORON!-Inner Kakashi(yeah,right) said as he tried to…avert Sasuke's attention to another one

"Iie, Sasuke-sama…what I mean was Itachi, yes, Itachi-sama is the bitch, yeah right"Kakashi said as he tried to put Sasuke's attention on Itachi

Come on Sasuke, pick up the bait and put your anger on Itachi already or else I'll die!

"Yeah, Itachi is such a bastard! When the hell is he coming back anyway?!" Sasuke shouted. Seems like Sasuke took Kakashi's bait

There, there

"Ahem, Sasuke-sama, We all know that Itachi-sama isn't here becau-" Kakashi was cut off

It's okay we got cut off, it's better than to feel the PMs-ing Sasuke's wrath!

"HE'S NOT HERE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED AND WENT SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WITH A STICK UP HIS ASS!!"Sasuke finished for Kakashi

"Hn, who went somewhere over the rainbow with a stick up his ass, little brother? Why are you so anxious? Did you miss this royal hotness?.......and KAKASHI, who did you say was a BITCH?! " Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother, who was believed the first person to actually step on a rainbow,asked darkly

Kakashi scratched his head

"Errr…I mean….errr…Yeah, she's the bitch!!!" Kakashi said nervously as he pointed at a random maid. Thank God it was a maid this time, he doesn't need another Uchiha glaring daggers at him

"Hn"-Itachi

"So, you finally got the stick up your ass pulled out and decided to come back, eh? And royal hotness?!Seriously, how STUPID was THAT?! Only gays will believe your royal hotness crap!" Sasuke shouted as he pointed an accusing finger at Itachi

"Hn, you must be gay then." Itachi said as he put his suitcase down

"What?! GAY?! Yeah, said someone who threatened me that he will kill our parents if I don't play HOUSE with him when he was a child! You psychotic gay!!"

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So the rumors were true that the older Uchiha planned to kill his parents because of house. I thought it was the house inheritance, not the house game!-Kakashi thought

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"Hn" Itachi said as he carried his suitcase again and went upstairs to his room.

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"What a warm welcome to your brother, Sasuke-sama" Kakashi said as he sighed

"Hn. Who's the one who called him a bitch? Ore-SAMA atleast called him a bastard not bitch. Calling him a bitch is a complete insult. That's my way of still considering that he's my father's first son."

"Err…Sasuke-sama…you mean your brother." Kakashi said

"NO! He's my mother's first son!" Sasuke yelled at Kakashi

"Yeah, your brother." Kakashi said and stared annoyingly at Sasuke as if he's some idiot who doesn't know how to make things easier

" I told you he's not my *BEEP*!!" Sasuke yelled again at Kakashi (he even said beep)

"……………….."

" For someone who can turn a whole PARAGRAPH into a GRUNT which is a trade mark for the Uchihas, you surely have the special power in turning a simple word like 'brother' into something more complex and dramatic like 'your father's first son'. Such a unique ability! No wonder you're the heir!!" Kakashi said sarcastically and arranged the things for Sasuke's trip to Sakura's hometown.


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Meanwhile in Sunagakure , a woman with pink hair is standing in front of the village gates with men in black suits behind her carrying her suitcases.

(author-san: Suna is not like in the anime where water is BARELY seen. It's some kind of a progressive village near the beach in this fic)

"Oh my GOSH! I cant believe I'm back in Suna!! It's been a long time!!! KYAA!!The relaxing atmosphere! My friends! My neighbors! My parents!....errr…wait..Weren't my PARENTS the people who didn't back me up when queen of England-sama put me in this situation?! They SOLD me to the devil!! They're gonna receive the super Sakura ultimate jutsu!!" Sakura yelled as she ran towards her house and the MIB followed her.

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"Sakura-sama, we haven't checked if your parents are really here, we can't risk the chance of you being in danger as Sasuke-sama's fiancé so please let us go in first." One of the MIB said

"You MIB-san, this is a happy day of my life free from 'disturbance'. Don't you dare mension the name of that queen of England!!" Sakura yelled as she let the MIB-sanS knock the door (MIB attire: ofcourse, all BLACK suit and shoes plus shades with everyone of them having the same haircut)

KNOCK

KNOCK

*opens*

"What can I do for---OH MY GOD!! YAKUZA!! We aren't doing anything please spare our li-!!*super starlight ultra kick plus laser beams and electromagnetic waves*"(author-san: forgive me, not in proper mind)

"Ittai!" Toshiro Haruno said as he felt the impact of the kick done by the super evil creature. He looked up at the super evil creature

Insert : dark clouds, heavy rains, lightning and thunder, cackling devils with red eyes. And cha!! Evil atmosphere created!!

Cackle cackle cackle

"BAAAKA OOOYYAAAJIIIIII, IIIII'MMMMM HHHHOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEE" the evil creature said also known as Sakura Haruno said in a verrrrry creepy voice that makes the hairs in your back rise

"SSaaa-Saakkuurraaaa-chan!! You're hhh-home!!! Www—what a pppp-pleass-sant su-surprise! Hehe, eh where is your fiancé Sasu-*PUNCH*"

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPEAKING OF QUUEEEEEEN OF ENGLAND-SAMA, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU, MY OWN KIND AND TRUSTWORTHY FATHER, BACK ME UUUUP? NE?" Sakura said with the same creepy voice that will make you piss I your pants…

"Ah, Sakura-chan! Okaeri! We did that for you because we just think of your future. I'm SURE you will have a happy life with Sasuke-sama." Yuki Haruno said as she welcomed her daughter with a warm smile(author-san: Sakura can't beat the shit out of her mom because errr..she's her mom?* too lazy to think of a reason*)

"HOUSEWIFE HARUNO-SAMA!! YOU DO UNDERSTAND OUR SASUKE-SAMA'S INTENTIONS! WHAT A FINE WOMAN!!"the MIBs said dramatically with tears over flowing in their shades

"U fu fu fu fu fu, thank you for taking care of my daughter. Would you like to have some tea?" Yuki asked the MIBs

"Iie, Okaa-san, they will leave now, I think quee- errrr Sasuke-san is coming here in 2 days or so." Sakura said as she carried her suitcases, kissed her mother on the cheek and went upstairs to her room.

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NEXT MORNING

*breakfast*

"Ohayou Okaa-san, ohayou BAKA-OYAJI" Sakura said darkly to her father.

"Sakura-chan, don't treat your father like that, come on, have some breakfast." Yuki said gently as she set the plates on the table

"Oh by the way Sakura-chan, would you like to help to the restaurant that Kazekage-sama owns since you are here?" Toshiro asked

"Kazekage-sama?! Sure! It's been a long time since I last saw him and his family!" Sakura beamed

"You mean it's been a long time since you see GAARA-KUN." Yuki said as she chuckled

"Okaa-san! Gaara-kun and I are just best friends!!" Sakura yelled and chomped on her food.


OHohohohohohoh

I smell something fishy here

Wanna see a jealous Sasuke?!

KUKUKUKUKUKUKU

Oh, and sorry for the late update!!

Forgive me if this chapter is too crappy for you, again because I'm not in the right state of mind

Sasuke:*holds a straitjacket*

Author-san:W-what are you trying to do?!

Sasuke: Demo, author-san, you said you're not in the right state of mind!!

Author-san: Urusai, ahou!! I will end this story right away if you continue this!!

Sasuke: Souka, then I'll continue it so you can stop embarrassing me with the OOCness!!!kukukkuku

Itachi: *stops Sasuke*

Sasuke: What the hell are you doing here first grandson of my grandfather?!

Author-san:You mean your brother

Sasuke:Shut up!

Itachi:Hn, I can't let you do that to author-sama!

Sasuke: Why? She called you gay!!

Itachi: I don't care, readers still find me hot. And I just entered this story!!

Sasuke:Kukuku, poor first grandson of my grandmother, I pity you that you just entered this story while I have the spotlight ever since the story began!

Author-san: ………You mean your brother

SASuke: …………

Itachi:…………..

OKAY!!!
See ya next chapter when I heal!!!!

-itachiisaweasel