"Ohayou Okaa-san, ohayou BAKA-OYAJI" Sakura said darkly to her father.
"Sakura-chan, don't treat your father like that, come on, have some breakfast." Yuki said gently as she set the plates on the table
"Oh by the way Sakura-chan, would you like to help to the restaurant that Kazekage-sama owns since you are here?" Toshiro asked
"Kazekage-sama?! Sure! It's been a long time since I last saw him and his family!" Sakura beamed
"You mean it's been a long time since you saw GAARA-KUN." Yuki said as she chuckled
"Okaa-san! Gaara-kun and I are just best friends!!" Sakura yelled and chomped on her food.
*END RECAP*
Sakura sighed as she walked along the road of Suna. The sun is really getting on her system because she is starting to see men, lots of men wearing black suits coming in her way. Those men have the same hair styles except from the man in the middle whose hair resembles a duck's ass and has an umbrella on top of his form.
'A duck's ass?Where did I last see that again?' Sakura thought deeply
"What the hell are you doing walking alone under this scorching hot sun?" The duck ass inquired
"Huh?" Sakura asked as she squinted her eyes, trying to see who was speaking to her
"Oh Sasuke! What the hell are you doing here?!" Sakura asked
Sasuke rose one eyebrow…..
" I believe I was looking for you that's why I'm walking under this OMG so scorching hot sun" Sasuke said as he wiped his sweat with his handkerchief.
" Well, you should not believe that. You're just hallucinating. And who told you to walk around Suna wearing a suit?! AAAAAnd why are you complaining about the sun being so "OMG so schorching hot" if you have an umbrella on top of your butt?!" Sakura said
" Sakura, let's go home, the heat is getting into you. See, you have mistaken my head for a butt. You must be tired " Sasuke said with concern in his eyes
"Huh? What? No, it's not the heat. It's just.."
" Sakura-chan?" a masculine voice from behind them asked
Sakura recognized the voice and grew excited
" Gaara-kuuun!!" Sakura said as she hugged the red-haired guy who has a tattoo on his head
"It's been so long Saku-chan : )" Gaara said as he hugged Sakura
"I thought you're not visiting the restaurant because you are taking so long so I came to pick you up and ….oooh what a disturbance." Gaara smirked as he eyed Sasuke
Sakura just laughed because she did'nt understand a thing due to the adrenaline rush she had after seeing her long unseen friend
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"Hn" The unheeded man who had a dark look on his face grunted as he left the place and walked toward the Haruno residence with his minions close behind him.
*Time skip for some hours*
"Ahhh . That was really exhausting!" Sakura said as she entered her home
"Welcome back Sakura-chan"-Mrs. Haruno
" Welcome back Sakura-sama"-Kakashi
"Kakashi-san? You're here, too? Why didn't you go with the MIBs after dropping Sasuke here?" Sakura questioned
"Uhmmm, you see, Sasuke-sama is in those moods wherein it's very dangerous to leave him alone, I wonder why though. He's sulking in the guest room" Kakashi mumbled and rubbed his chin
"Tch. What a PMSing bastard. I'll go talk to him" Sakura said and went upstairs
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" Kakashi-san, Sasuke is not in his bedroom!" Kakashi heard Sakura from upstairs and quickly followed her
" I think he jumped through the window" Kakashi said as he inspected the open window
"Really, how dramatic. He must stop watching must have seen that crappy stunt from some old fashioned movie! It's poisoning his already contaminated brain!" Sakura babbled and closed the window
"Right. Let's go find him" Kakashi said and they went outside
" Kakashi-san, it's really muddy here, and this place is filled with insects! Do you really think he will go here and sulk?" Sakura complained
"No, but it's worth a try. Besides, this is the only place unexplored! We've been looking for that guy with a stick up his bottom for some hours now!" Kakashi exclaimed starting to get annoyed
"…………………….."
"Kakashi-san…."-Sakura
"Yeah?"-kakashi
"I think I found him..and NO, there's no stick up his bottom YET, he's just about to have one." Sakura whispered as she walked silently
"Sasuke?"-Sakura
"…………….."
"Sasuke-KUN?"- Sakura
"Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuun?"-Sakura
"Hn"-Sasuke
"Finally!" She said exasperatedly and 'hugged' Sasuke
"…………………."
"Sakura….."-Sasuke
"Yup?"Sakura
"Why are you touching my ass?"Sasuke inquired raising his eyebrow + a bit blush
"Hmm? NO. I'm not touching your ass!"-Sakura
"Alright. Then, Why are you touching my butt?"-Sasuke
"I'm not touching your butt!!" Sakura said as she pulled away
*points at Sasuke's head*
"Now THAT is your ass slash butt." Sakura said confidently
*points to Sasuke's real butt*
"And THAT is your bottom"-Sakura
"…………………………………"
" rude" Sasuke mumbled and began to stand up
"Hey! Don't be mad! I just saved you from a thousand years of pain!!" Sakura defended while pointing a stick at Sasuke
"What?" Sasuke inquired
"This." *referring to the stick*" Was about to go up your bottom so I kindly pulled it away so you won't literally have a stick shoved up your ass! See?! I'm really nice!!"- Sakura grinned
"…………………."+ Glare
"Nice huh." Sasuke said and walked away from her
"Hey!!!" Sakura said and began running towards his direction
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