Tuck is riding his bike down a stoned path in the park. "And it is American Tuck Carbuckle, taking ze lead ze the Tour de France!" He then holds up a device. "And as we head for the photo finish-"
Two kids ride up to him. "You call that a bicycle? That is for the baby."
"Balance impaired, baby biker!" The two laugh and ride off, the boy narrowing his eyes in annoyance.
"That's it!" He says in determination. "I'm gonna learn how to ride a two-wheeler!" He tiptoes carefully towards Brad's bike. "Easy, girl. Steady. Good bikey," He takes hold of the handlebars. "Easy. Easy," He slowly sits on the seat, smiling...and then he falls to the side. "I'm gonna need help."
A speedometer goes off, but someone smashes it in half. "Come to Mama!" Letta shouts as she's holding a bat in her hand, riding down the street. She smashes another meter, followed by the other Space Bikers. Jenny holds out a hand while Amy whistles from above. They look up to see her waving as she flies over them. Letta flinches, Jenny grabbing the bat. She then uses her strength to grab Letta and Lenny off of her bike.
"Space bikers, they never learn," Jenny comments to her partner as Amy lands next to her.
"You'd think they would take a hint," She gestures to Letta.
"And where's the rest of your assorted gang? Oh, here they come."
Letta gasps as she looks behind, and they crash into her. They all fall one by one, the girls high-fiving each other.
"Hey, Jen, Amy!" Tuck runs up to them. "I need your help right away." Letta's bike comes back towards them, unknown to the three.
"We're kinda busy, Tuck," Jenny informs him.
"Yeah, can't this wait-" Suddenly the bike knocks them both into the sky, and they land face-first onto the sidewalk. Letta stands up and laughs at them.
"Robot girls—or one robot and a human with a mecha suit I should say. They never learn! Now's our chance to do a little body work!" she holds up some tools, Tuck bracing himself as Jenny's parts and the metal pieces from Amy go flying off.
When they awake, it's already nighttime. "I'm sorry," Tuck says in a regrettable way, Amy's sisters looking on in horror. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"What happened?" Jenny wonders and then blinks as she feels different. She looks down and sees that she's a motor bike now! Amy sits up with a groan, looking to see that she's in her normal clothes instead of her suit. She looks towards Jenny and sees that the metal pieces got glued over Jenny, so she's a pink bike instead of blue.
"What the heck?!" Amy stands up in alarm.
"Very funny, Letta," Jenny narrows her eyes in annoyance. "When I change back, I'll-" She tries to transform, but is unable to. "What the-?! I can't transform back! They must have soldered my joints together! Oooh, when I catch up with them—get on, Tuck and Amy."
"What do you need me for?" Tuck questions, since Amy is Jenny's partner.
"I can steer, but I need you guys to work the throttle."
"O...kay," Tuck replies hesitantly with a frown.
"I need you guys to go to Sheldon and see what he can do with these," Amy holds up the leftover bolts and metal pieces from her suit. She gives them to her sisters. "Tell him that the suit needs to be remade yesterday fast."
"Got it," Emily nods and holds up a hand. "Wait!" She grabs some parts, turning around. Amy raises a brow before her sister turns around, holding a helmet made out of what was once the suit. "Gotta look fashionable too, you know."
"Thanks," Amy smiles and is about to get on when Tuck stops her.
"One condition!" He holds up a finger...and bolts training wheels onto Jenny. Amy places a hand on her forehead in disbelief. "These aren't just for me, you know."
"Just get on, Tuck."
"The less time we spend here, the better," Amy comments as she gets on, Tuck jumping up and landing in front of her.
"Now grab my throttle."
"What, this?" They reach out to the end of her pigtails, and as soon as they grab on, she takes off fast. Tuck looks at her wide-eyed, Amy stumbling a bit. But then she adjusts herself so that she's more comfortable, leaning forward a bit.
The Space Bikers are at Mezmers, and Letta serves the owner on a plate. He's tied up with an apple in his mouth. Olga licks her lips and then they hear an engine. They turn to the door as Jenny crashes, pinning Letta to the wall.
"Jenny, Amy, I-I just-"
"Shut your fish hole!" Jenny exclaims angrily at her. She then presses her front wheel harder. "You're gonna change my body back or so help me, I'll-" Olga comes up from behind and tosses them into the jukebox. Tuck jumps down and looks at the wheels.
"Training wheels? Phew."
"We gotta catch up to them!" Amy glances back at the Space Bikers getting out through the back. The group get onto their bikes and book it. Amy sits back up and grips Jenny's ears. "GO!" Jenny turns around and skids out of the diner. She continues following them with determined eyes. "Truck!" Amy swerves to the side the same time as Jenny, who moves out of the way. She then moves to the right from a car, passing by another truck.
"We gotta slow down!" Tuck warns the two of them.
"No! Faster, faster!" Jenny revs herself up.
"If we don't, we'll lose them!" Amy adds in.
"We can't boost yet," Letta looks behind her in worry for some reason. "Everybody split up!" The three Space Bikers move away from their leader, Letta heading into Factory Co. She heads into one of the tubes and moves her bike upwards. Jenny does the same, driving up to her. She tries to cut Letta off, eventually bumping into her. Letta loses control, Jenny bumping into her again and knocking her back outside. Letta grins and glances behind her. "Ha ha! Nice try!"
"Jenny, no!" Tuck cries out as Jenny drives herself off. Tuck is screaming for his life, Amy hanging onto him as she grips the pigtails tight. The three land, doing a flip and catching sight of Letta up ahead.
"We have boost!" Letta smiles as the bikers join her and together, their engines heat up. They boost out of sight and into the sky.
"Oh, well," Tuck says in relief. "Looks like the chase is-"
"Gun it, guys! Gun it!" Jenny yells and they do so. Tuck squeezes his eyes shut and they jump off a bridge, going into the sky.
"She's crazy!" Letta looks at her wide-eyed. "Maybe we tightened her lug-nuts too hard!" Jenny starts to lose power, though, and descends down. "Ha ha! Happy landings, robot girl!" She mocks, but Jenny rides down a hill, stopping into the street.
"I think I just wet myself," Tuck admits wide-eyed, Amy flinching and looking down at her clothes.
"Ew! Tuck!" She pushes him off gently as there's a stain on her pants.
"This isn't over," Jenny declares angrily while looking up at the sky. "Saddle up, guys. We're headed to the planet of the bikers!"
"The planet of the bikers?!" Tuck questions with stars in his eyes, and the question echoes in his head. He actually starts to have a nightmare of a reddish planet with a demonic face. He's riding his bike down the desert-like planet, with spiked wheels around him. He glances back as there's a whole bunch of space bikers following him, and they look thirsty for blood. One of them throws an anchor to catch the back of his bike, pulling him off the bike. He skids on the ground, and takes off into a run. He hides into some rocks, the bikers surrounding him. One of them grabs a rock that he clings onto, tossing it away. Then they move onto his bike and start destroying it. One of them throws gasoline over it and sets it on fire. One of them stops and looks at Tuck sneaking away. He flinches as he glances back and runs off again, the bikers chasing him. They lasso him and bring him to a chair, and suddenly he's only wearing underwear. They start tattooing him up and suddenly he's covered head-to-toe in them. He looks at his back and runs on a large biker wheel, the owner looking down at him with a big evil grin.
"Forget it! I'm not going!" Tuck denies, to Jenny's shock. "That motorcycle chase was more than enough excitement for my tender years."
"Tuck, come on," Jenny starts off gently. "You love interstellar adventures."
"Plus, we gotta help Jenny, she's our friend, remember?" Amy smiles while gesturing to the robot bike.
"I promise, we'll take it nice and slow and safe. I know just the ship to get us there."
They arrive at Nora's house, where she has a scary looking ship.
"No, no, no, no, no!" He denies while looking at it. Amy sighs while placing a hand on her forehead. "That's a death-mobile! How about that one?" He points at the one right next to it...which is in the likeliness of a ladybug.
"That's for old ladies!" Jenny protests at this. "My mom takes that for picnics on the moon."
"Well, she's your mom, after all," Amy murmurs while looking away, Jenny glaring up at her.
"It's that or nothing," Tuck denies with his arms crossed. Jenny narrows her eyes in defeat since she needs her regular robot body back...
"We are so gonna get our butts kicked..." She murmurs as they fly off. "Next stop, planet of the bikers."
The ship lands once it's found the planet. "This is weird," Jenny comments as the ship lands on all fours. "Looks entirely too...nice. Are you sure that's the right coordinates, Amy?"
"The map doesn't lie," Amy shrugs at her and the two ride Jenny out of the ship.
"Don't fool yourself. It's writhing with cycle-riding fiends hungry for blood!" Tuck warns the girls.
"Then where are they?" Jenny wonders as they ride down the street of a neighborhood.
"This is the planet of the bikers, isn't it?" Amy murmurs while looking around. It feels too friendly to be a place for bikers...
"Sleeping off last night's blood-thirsty carousing?" Tuck assumes as a kid alien drives up to him.
"Good morning," He greets cheerfully, scaring Tuck. "What's your names?"
"Uh..." Tuck could only stare at him.
"My name's Jimmy! I like your swell helmets!" He smiles up at the two, the three glancing at each other. There's no way this place is home to some of the girls' enemies...
"Good morning!"
"Good morning!" People wave and greet to them as they pass by.
"Good morning!"
"Good morning!"
"How'd you like to come over to our house for breakfast?" A man from a family offers the three.
"My name's Scamp!" A little boy alien smiles at them, holding a fishing pole. "How'd you like to go fishing?"
"Good morning," An older lady alien is holding pies in front of them. "Would you like some apple pie?"
"Uh...no, thank you, ma'am," Jenny answers cautiously as they're all wondering if this is a trick.
"Ma'am, have you seen anybody like us? Riding a motorcycle, maybe not-so-friendly?" Tuck questions the alien.
"Gang of four with a pet, all of them wearing leather?" Amy adds in.
"No, can't say that I have," She answers them honestly.
"This is weird...their ion trail led us to this planet," Jenny glances up at Tuck, who looks up ahead wide-eyed. "But where are the bikers?"
"There!" Tuck points to who looks like Tammy turning the corner.
"Where?"
"Right there!" He calls out, but they don't see her.
"Who do you think-"
"It's Tammy, come on, we're gonna lose her!" Tuck steers around the corner and they stop a few feet away. "See?! Right there!" She walks into...a school?
"A school?" Jenny questions in confusion.
"Why would she go in there?" Amy rubs her chin. Tammy is...Tammy, but Amy honestly couldn't see her actually getting an education there. After all, she wanted to marry Brad not too long ago, already suggesting she wasn't in school. They drive up to the window, Tuck and Amy peeking in.
"Good morning, class!"
"Good morning, Ms. Tammers!" The class of alien kids call out and the two gasp at what they see.
Tammy herself...is the teacher! "Now, if you'll look in your textbooks to page 69-" She gasps as she sees the two humans looking at her, Tuck grinning evilly. "Um...silent reading for 5 minutes. I'll be right back," She quickly exits the room. She opens the door to the office, seeing Sludge and Olga. Olga is a school nurse, while Sludge seems to be a secretary.
"What's the matter?" Sludge wonders and she shuts the door.
"That little boy from Tremorton and Amy, I-I just saw them looking through my-" Jenny crashes through the window, Tuck and Amy behind her.
"Well, well, well," The brunette smirks at them.
"Just look what a girl can learn in school," Jenny glares up at them.
"Um, uh, uh—I don't know who you are, young man and young lady, but no motorcycles are allowed-"
"Give it a rest, Sludge," Jenny interrupts her angrily. "You're not fooling me with your silly disguises! I think I need to have a word with your principal," She drives into the office, gasping. Amy stands up in alarm to see Letta is the principal herself!
"Nice training wheels," She comments without looking up.
"You can drop the costume, Letta."
"We know what's been going on," Amy crosses her arms, the alien laughing.
"This isn't a disguise. I really am a school principal," She shrugs a little. "We all work here, and live here. We have friends, homes, careers. Sludge has two guppies and another on the way." Olga shows some photos.
"Aww," Jenny gushes at them.
"They are adorable, I'll admit that," Amy states while looking at them.
"What, did you really think we rode motorcycles 24 hours a day?"
"We'd serve no purpose or greater good!" Tammy speaks up.
"We'd run out of money," Sludge holds up a finger.
"And our butts would really hurt," Olga finishes, the other two nodding.
"We work hard, so who's gonna blame us if we blow off a little steam on the weekends?"
"You call terrorizing our home town blowing off steam? Look what you did to me and Amy's suit! If you don't change me back right now, we'll blab your secret to the entire school!" Jenny threatens the principal. The three gasp sharply at this.
"And fix up my suit," Amy adds in with a glare.
"Oh, my goodness! If the ladies in the sewing circle find out we've been cruising around in leather and chains," Sludge freaks out, holding her head. Letta just laughs at this.
"You can tell whoever you'd like, but I doubt that anybody's gonna believe the tales of a little boy, girl, and their talking motorcycle." The others glance at each other and then bust out laughing once they realize it. They then escort the three out, tossing them so that they land in front of the stairs.
"Fine. Then we'll reveal your schoolmarm identities to the Interplanetary League of Villains! You'll never be able to show your face at the penal colony reunions again!" Jenny threatens them again.
"The League won't believe you either," Letta dismisses her yet again.
"But they'll believe this! Say cheese!" Tuck snaps a photo of them with his phone. Amy also takes a picture, grinning widely. "This will be on the front page of every biker newsletter in the galaxy!"
"Still think no one will believe us now?" The brunette smirks at them. "Bye bye!" Amy waves mockingly as they take off. All four look on in shock for what just happened.
"...Stop them!"
They rush down the stairs and take off in their bikes. The trio ride past some citizens. "How are we doing?" Jenny asks Tuck while Amy is on lookout.
"We can't upload the picture. Signal's too weak! We need to get closer to an uplink tower satellite thingy," Tuck glances around while the bikers show up.
"We've got company!" Amy tells the two and Jenny comes to a stop.
"There we go!" Tuck smiles happily as his phone connects. Letta swings around an anchor, hooking it to the tower. She then breaks off the connection. "Aw, man!" They drive to another one, only for Olga to come in and slice it down. They go searching some more, Tammy using a chain to break another off. Sludge uses a gun that fires acid to destroy another.
"This is getting us nowhere!"
"We have to think of another plan," Amy frowns as by the time the picture would get uploaded, mostly all of the towers will be destroyed.
"That's it! It's time to school these fish. I've got an idea," Tuck smirks and turns Jenny around. He goes off in the other direction, the bikers following them. The training wheels come off, now that he notices. They skid past a fresh fish stand, and Letta skids. The stand owner screams while running away, and Letta crashes into it. The three skid past an oil truck, which the bikers crash into. Letta grits her teeth while throwing some trash off of her. An alien is cleaning septic tanks, Jenny leaping over it. Amy hangs onto her helmet, wondering what Tuck is up to. The bikers crash through the truck, coughing as they're all covered in sewage now. Tuck drives back into the school, Lenny a janitor. He freezes as Jenny passes by with her friends, followed by the bikers.
"What'd I miss? What'd I miss?" He wonders since he was too busy cleaning the school to know that the bikers were seen here. The kids are tossing a ball around in the playground when Tuck goes through a window. He has Jenny come to a stop and they look up as the bikers come out one by one. They jump out, and their outfits can be seen underneath their uniforms.
"Now give me that picture!" Letta yells and then they all freeze as they realize where they are. They glance to all the children staring at them, and then to some of the faculty.
"...Our staff is composed of thugs and ruffians!" One of them shouts while a teacher covers a student's eyes.
"And to think I invited her to join the glee club!" One of them sobs.
"There's no place for biker scum on our planet!" Another teacher scolds, Lenny whistling nearby innocently while cleaning.
"They fell for it hook, line, and sinker," Tuck smirks, the girls smiling at him.
"We're ruined..." Letta laments as they look upset.
"Sweetie," Tammy speaks to a little boy. "It's me, Ms. Tammers!"
He runs off crying and Amy winces. "Oof, poor kid..."
"You've gone too far this time, XJ9 and Amelia! We pull a simple prank, and you destroy our lives! You and your boy are done for!" Letta threatens the three of them.
"You started it by ruining my armor and turning her into a bike! You did this to yourselves," Amy narrows her eyes.
"Oh, we only ruined half your lives. Now let's ruin the rest," Tuck looks at his phone, as there's a tower nearby.
"No! No, no! Don't send that picture!" Letta cries out in protest. "I'll put Jenny back the way she was. And reimburse Amy for the suit, huh?"
"And if you don't put her exactly the way she was, we're sending that picture," Amy points threateningly at Letta. "No missing parts and no more funny business."
"I better get off before she takes off the training wheels," Tuck states, the brunette smiling knowingly.
"Tuck, those fell off a while ago," Jenny reveals, Tuck's eyes widening.
"I was riding without training wheels?" Tuck asks in realization, smiling widely. "I was riding without training wheels!" Amy smiles at him and pats him on the head.
They ride back to Earth, Jenny examining herself. "It feels so good to be back to normal," She says while opening and closing her hand.
"And to get some sweet money to help Sheldon pay for the parts to fix my suit," Amy smirks while holding up paper bills. It felt good to see Letta actually bow down for once to them. As for their reputations at the school, well...there's no way anyone was gonna bounce back from that.
"Not half as good as it feels to be home," Tuck adds in and when they land, he tries out his new bike, which looks familiar. The two bullies from before are behind him and they laugh.
"He's got training wheels on that thing!"
"The tricycle is too hard for him! He needs ze quad-cycle!"
He glances back in annoyance. "They aren't training—ah," He turns away, deciding to ignore them. "Who cares what you think?"
Jenny pops out from the front. "One last ride?"
"Let's do it! Come on, Amy!"
"Coming!" Amy skids past the two in a new turbo motorcycle. The two boys gawk at her as she lifts up her helmet, shaking her hair out of her ponytail. "Sweet ride, Tuck. Well, it's Jenny, but you know what I mean?"
Jenny's wheels turn into rockets and together they race off, leaving smoke on the two boys. They blink as they could only stare, the three riding off into the sunset together.
Angel: This chapter is a bit shorter like the kindergarten episode because it's one of those episodes that's just kinda basic to me. Three more episodes to go, too. I do have other plans, which I won't get into yet, I'll save it for the last one.
