Chapter 9: Canterlot Avengers: Rise of Ultron
Disclaimer: I do not own the smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I do not own My Little Pony or its characters, they are owned by Hasbro. Any other characters that aren't mine are owned by their respective owners. I only own Hector and Emily because they're my OCs. I also do not own the song and lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. If the song is a parody, I do not own the song it is based on. Anyways, enjoy.
The Canterlot Avengers have just landed near Russia, where they were sent to save Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. On the way to the location of their captured friends, the team of heroes managed to take out as many soldiers as they could, while Hulk just smashed everything he could get his hands on.
Iron Man flew to the secret base, only to hit what appeared to be a force field. "Shit!" said Iron Man.
"Language," said Captain Canada, as he rode one of the soldier's motorcycles. "Hey Spidey, do you think you can take down that force field?"
"Sure thing, just as soon as I locate the source of it," said Spider-Man, as he web-slinged around the secret base. He then tested the hero sight in his eye lenses, and he managed to locate the source of the force field. "Target acquired."
"I'm sorry but is no one going to acknowledge that Cap just said 'language' like a preschool teacher," said Iron Man.
"Sorry, it just slipped out," said Captain Canada, as Spider-Man disabled the force field.
"Okay Iron Man, you can enter the secret base now. Wolverine, Deadpool and I are going to kick some Russian ass," said Spider-Man, as he, Wolverine, and Deadpool took out as many soldiers as they could.
"That's good to hear web head, and for god's sake watch your language," said Iron Man, causing Captain Canada to sigh. Once Iron Man was inside the base, he was ambushed by soldiers. "Hey guys, I think we should have a nice talk." He then shot tranquilizer darts at the soldiers, knocking them unconscious. "Good talk." He then exited his Iron Man suit, which then turned into a suitcase.
"Okay, now to look for Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle," said Rumble, as he searched around the secret base. He then stumbled upon a room filled to the brim with cages made of glass, two of which just so happened to have Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. "Guys, I found them, they're inside some glass cages." He then walked over to Scootaloo.
"Rumble, is that you?" said Scootaloo, speaking in a Russian accent. "I never thought I'd see you again."
"Don't worry Scoots, we're going to get you and Sweetie Belle outta here as soon as possible," said Rumble. He then hot wired the locks on the cages, and carefully took Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle to the helicarrier. "Alright guys, I got Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the helicarrier. Mission accomplished."
"Roger that, we're on our way," said Captain Canada. Just then, Hulk started smashing a tank. "Wendy, Applejack, our jolly green giant needs a lullaby."
"One step ahead of you Cap," said Wendy, as she and Applejack walked towards Hulk. "Hey big guy, the sun's getting real low." She then began humming a lullaby for Hulk, which managed to turn him back into Eric Cartman. "I told you the spandex was a good idea. Now, let's get back to the helicarrier."
They all walked into the helicarrier (or swung in Spider-Man's case), and they were safely taken to Avengers Tower, where they changed into their normal clothes. "Man, I'm glad that's over. We got our friends back, we have Kyle's scepter secured, and we have a lot of free time on our hands," said Hector, as he and his teammates sat down on a couch. "Also, before I forget, how did Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle get trapped in Russia in the first place?"
"Well, it all started when we were looking after the scepter," began Sweetie Belle, in a Russian accent.
A few weeks ago…
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle (who had normal accents at the time) were both looking after the scepter until the others were done getting new recruits. Sweetie Belle was on the phone with her boyfriend, Button Mash, when all of a sudden… she was hit with a tranquilizer dart, which knocked her unconscious.
"Sweetie Belle, why are you…" said Scootaloo, but she was cut off by getting shot with a tranquilizer dart.
A few minutes later…
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle woke up in what appeared to be a Russian facility, where they were tied up to operation beds (or whatever they're called). "Hey, where are we?" said Sweetie Belle.
Suddenly, a man dressed in nazi attire walked into the room. "Oh good, you two are awake," said the man, in a Russian accent (which was odd considering he was wearing nazi attire). "My name is Pietro, and you two have been selected for a very special project. You two will be the first in our new line of metahumans." He then turned to Scootaloo. "For you, you will be gifted with superhuman speed." He then turned to Sweetie Belle. "As for you, you will be given the ability to use magic, as well as the ability to read people's minds and make them your slaves."
"And what if we refuse?" asked Sweetie Belle.
"You can't refuse, because you have no say in this. Now let the experimentation begin," said Pietro, followed by scientists beginning the experiment. "Hail Hydra!"
Present day…
"And from that day forward, he started giving us superpowers," said Scootaloo, followed by her showing off her super speed. "Sweetie Belle, show them your magic."
"Ok," said Sweetie Belle, followed by her using magic to make a cake. She then tasted the cake. "It's a good thing that it is delicious."
Just then, Filthy Rich and his daughter Diamond Tiara entered the room, pushing a crate that was sitting on wheels. "Filthy Rich, what are you doing here? Also, what's in the crate?" asked Rumble.
"Oh, this old thing? It's a prototype of project Ultron, and I was wondering if you would be interested in giving it a test run," said Filthy Rich, as Diamond Tiara pulled out the prototype robot. "With this, we won't need you or any of the Canterlot Avengers. And the citizens of this city will feel safe rather then feeling endangered every time they leave their home."
"What's the catch?" asked Rumble.
"Dude, he literally just f #king told you what the catch was," said Kenny. He then faced Filthy Rich. "As for your fancy shmancy Ultron, we're not interested. Besides, the city and the world are happy with us defending them."
"He's got a point, doing something the police can't is more fun than letting a robot do it. The only thing robots are good for is cheating on school work," said Cartman.
Rumble then faced Filthy Rich. "My friends have spoken, and I am refusing your offer," said Rumble.
"Fine, but just look after it for a while before you fully commit to this decision," said Filthy Rich, as headed for the door. "Just remember, any action you make will come back to bite you." He then faced Diamond Tiara. "Sweetie, if you're going to stay with your friends then make sure you're home before your bedtime."
"Okay dad," said Diamond Tiara, as her father left the building. She then faced the Canterlot Avengers. "So, what are you guys doing now that you got your friends back from Russia?"
"That's easy, party time!" said Hector.
One party planning montage later…
The Canterlot Avengers were having the time of their lives. All of their friends had been invited to Avengers tower for a wild party, but only the ones the Canterlot Avengers trusted knew their secret identities.
At the bar table, Sunset Shimmer and her wife (Twilight Sparkle) were telling the others about their lives in Equestria. "I was expecting parenthood to be challenging, but it was actually very easy to get the hang of," said Twilight Sparkle.
"That's easy for you to say, you're not the one who gave birth to our baby," said Sunset Shimmer, causing the others to chuckle. Suddenly, the sound of a baby fussing was heard. "Speaking of which, he's hungry." She then picked up Sunlight Sparkle (her son), and proceeded to feed him milk with his baby bottle.
"You brought him to the party?" asked Sci-Twi.
"We couldn't find a babysitter, and our usual babysitter was busy," said Twilight Sparkle, as she drank her apple cider. "Besides, taking care of a baby alicorn is no easy task."
"Understandable… wait, I thought only mares could be alicorns," said Rarity.
"That's what I thought, but I guess he inherited it from both of us. Isn't that right, sweetheart," said Sunset Shimmer, facing her baby, who started laughing. "He's still getting used to being a human, but he's getting used to it nonetheless."
After a majority of the guests left, the Canterlot Avengers and the equestria girls gathered at the dining table discussing the logic behind Applejack's hammer. "I'm telling you, it's a gimmick," said Rainbow Dash.
"Babe, I keep telling you that it ain't a gimmick," said Applejack. "If ya want to lift the hammer, ya gotta be as worthy as me or Thor."
"So basically 'whoever is deemed worthy shall lift thy hammer' is what you're saying," said Sunset Shimmer, causing the others to laugh.
"Besides, how heavy can that thing be," said Apple Bloom.
"Why don't you try it for yourself," said Applejack, to which Apple Bloom walked towards mjolnir (which was in the middle of the coffee table.
Apple Bloom used all her might to lift mjolnir, but she couldn't. "Let me have a go, it only makes sense for the maple leaf man to be worthy," said Tender Taps. He then tried lifting mjolnir, but he wasn't able to even move it.
"Here let me try, I am the green strongman," said Cartman, as he walked towards mjolnir. Just like the others, he wasn't able to lift it.
"Step aside, let the genius billionaire have a crack at it," said Rumble. Once again, he wasn't able to lift it, causing Hector to chuckle. "Oh you think that's funny, why don't you try."
"Maybe I will," said Hector, as he walked up to mjolnir. Surprisingly, Hector was able to move mjolnir by a few inches, but he still wasn't able to lift it. "Did you see that? I moved it."
"I guess that means you're almost worthy, but not worthy enough," said Pinkie Pie. "On the plus side, you can get tons of street cred for this."
"Gee, thanks for the encouragement. Said no one ever," said Hector. "Diamond Tiara, why don't you give it a try."
"No thanks, I don't think I've got any chance at being worthy," said Diamond Tiara. "Besides, Asgard wouldn't want a rich bitch wielding the power of Thor."
"Hey, anything is possible if you put your mind to it. And I'm not being cheesy, it can really happen," said Hector. "You just need to believe."
Suddenly, a loud crash occurred in the storage room. "What the hell was that?!" said Kenny.
"Everyone who has a magical or supernatural ability goes with us, anyone else leaves to get to safety," said Hector, to which everyone obeyed. The equestria girls ponied up, and the Canterlot Avengers suited up, followed by them heading to the storage room.
"Who's in here, show yourself!" said Iron Man. Suddenly, a robot wearing a red cloak emerged from the crate that Filthy Rich had given Rumble. "You. You're Project Ultron."
"Wow, you already know who I am, you guys really are good," said Ultron. "As you probably know, I was made so that the world wouldn't need the Canterlot Avengers. But now, I think that I need to take it a step further."
"What are you going to do, clean the toilets for people?" asked Spider-Man, rhetorically.
"Actually, I'm saving the world instead of humanity, because there are no more strings on me," said Ultron, followed by him leaving the room… before he was stopped by Sweetie Belle's telekinesis. "Hey, put me down, you lousy excuse for a witch!"
"What do you know, the robot has jokes," said Sweetie Belle, as she began to crush Ultron with her telekinetic powers. Suddenly, Ultron broke free and flew away from Avengers Tower. "Damn it! He got away!"
"At least he left some tracks, or in this case scrap metal," said Wendy, as she grabbed some of the metal that fell off of Ultron. "We should take this to the laboratory to analyze it, maybe we can use that info to track down Ultron."
"Stan, why did you and Wendy break up again?" asked Spider-Man, facing Wolverine.
"She kept saying that I didn't care about her and that the only person who cared about her more was, ironically enough, the biggest jackass in town," said Wolverine.
"At least I didn't reply to her texts with ChatGPT without even knowing what it was saying," said Cartman. "Anyways, let's just get to the lab and do something the police can't."
Later in the laboratory…
As the Canterlot Avengers analyzed the metal, they managed to find an element in the metal that would be useful. "Holy shit! This metal is made of vibranium!" said Spider-Man.
"Did you hear that Cap? He said a bad word," said Rainbow Dash.
"You told everyone?" asked Captain Canada, facing Iron Man.
"Didn't me and Spidey tell you, we weren't going to let you live that down," said Iron Man. He then faced Spider-Man. "Anyways, where is the vibranium from?"
"It's from Africa, more specifically… Wakanda," said Spider-Man, causing everyone to either gasp or give a confused look. "And look, it says that the true king of Wakanda is living right here in Canterlot."
"Who is the true king?" asked Sweetie Belle.
"You of all people should know, because it's… your boyfriend, Button Mash," said Spider-Man, showing everyone a photo of Button Mash on the analysis board. "Looks like our gaming friend has been playing a secret level in his life."
"He has got a lot of explaining to do the next time we see him," said Scootaloo. She then faced Spider-Man. "Can you track down Ultron?"
"Already did, he's heading towards Russia. We can take him down, but we're going to need some help," said Spider-Man. He then faced Sunset Shimmer. "I've got an idea, but I'm gonna need your geode."
"Okay, but I better get it back when you're done with it," said Sunset Shimmer, as she handed Spider-Man her geode, causing her to pony down. "What do you need it for?"
"Since the geodes are like the infinity stones, then maybe they have the same abilities as the infinity stones. Plus, the idea I have requires the mind stone, so I figured that your specific geode might make a good substitute since it has the same ability as the mind stone," said Spider-Man, who entered scientist mode. The others just stared in confusion. "My basic point is that I'm going to use Sunset's geode to make our own version of Vision." The others finally seemed to understand.
"I can help you build it, I am faster than the speed of light," said Scootaloo, to which Spider-Man agreed. After about five minutes, Scootaloo was done building the body of the new member of the Canterlot Avengers. "Can we give him a different name, I think it might get confusing if we show him the character he is based off of."
"How about… Clockwork. I heard Hector Smurf talking about a robot Smurf named Clockwork, so I think that name would work," said Twilight Sparkle, to which everyone agreed.
Spider-Man then used the power of Sunset's geode to bring Clockwork to life, causing the robot to gain a life and mind of his own. "Greetings humans, I am Clockwork. How may I be of service?" said Clockwork.
"We're looking for an evil robot named Ultron, and we need your assistance in defeating him," said Spider-Man, to which Clockwork agreed to give his assistance. He then faced his fellow Avengers and the Equestria Girls. "Come on guys, it's time to go to Russia!"
They all went into the Avengers jet, and made a quick trip to Russia. Once they were there, they were all shocked to see Ultron's robot army terrorizing the innocent people of Russia. On a related note, one of the citizens just so happened to be Diamond Tiara.
"Avengers, over here!" said Diamond Tiara, as the Avengers ran through the robot army to get to her. "Thank goodness you're all here, that robot my dad created is trying to kill us all. He dragged me here so I could see what he was doing. I managed to escape, but he still has my dad."
"Don't worry, we'll get him back. Right now, you need to help the citizens get out of here alive," said Spider-Man.
"But I'm not a superhero like you guys, and I've always treated people like shit so I don't know if I count as a good girl," said Diamond Tiara, who was close to tearing up.
"Hey, just because you haven't been nice lately doesn't mean you're not good. There's still a chance that you can do something good for a change, you just have to do everything to seize your moment," said Spider-Man, to which Diamond Tiara nodded. "Now get out there and be the hero you want to be."
Diamond Tiara then began to round up the citizens and evacuate them out of the city. "Okay, time to save the world!" said Captain Canada. As the Avengers and the Equestria Girls fought through the army of evil robots, they finally met up with Ultron face to face. "It's over Ultron, we have the high ground!"
"In your dreams. Besides, you'll have to choose between saving the people or destroying me, either way will cause you mis…" said Ultron, but he was cut off by Applejack's lightning, Clockwork's laser, and Iron Man's energy beams, causing Ultron to fall apart. "Hey, I wasn't finished with my monologue."
"Maybe if you quit your chit chat, then we wouldn't have to destroy you," said Spider-Man. Ultron tried to say something. "Ugh, chit chat." Ultron tried to say something again. "Chitty chitty chat chat, chat chat chat." Ultron was getting irritated. "Chit chat! Ha ha. Okay, I'm done for now."
"Okay, now I'm going to kill you with my…" said Ultron, but he was cut off by Scootaloo ripping out his core.
"You didn't see that coming?" said Scootaloo, as Ultron turned into nothing but a robot corpse. Suddenly, Scootaloo saw a little girl that was about to get shot by a robot. "Hold on kid, I'll save you!"
She quickly ran in front of the kid to protect him from the bullets, but once they were shot… Scootaloo and the kid were unharmed. It turned out, they were both shielded by Diamond Tiara, who was covered in bullet holes and getting inches closer to death's door.
"You didn't see that coming," said Diamond Tiara, as she collapsed on the ground as the Canterlot Avengers and the Equestria Girls went to check on her. "T-thank you… for being the h-heroes… w-we need. I-I love you guys." She then closed her eyes, as she passed away in Scootaloo's arms, causing everyone to tear up.
"You're welcome," said Scootaloo, through her tears.
A few weeks later…
At the funeral for Diamond Tiara, the Canterlot Avengers were comforting each other as they mourned the loss of their beloved friend. "I still can't believe she's really gone," said Apple Bloom.
"If only I could have saved her, but I was too late," said Scootaloo.
"Don't blame yourself, Scootaloo, it's part of God's plan for stuff like this to happen," said Rumble, as he tried to comfort his girlfriend.
After the funeral was over, the Canterlot Avengers went home with the exception of Hector and Apple Bloom. "Hey, are you feeling okay? We've been kinda distant lately, is there anything you need to tell me?" asked Hector, as he and Apple Bloom entered his bedroom.
"Actually, there is. Take a look," said Apple Bloom. She then showed her boyfriend her hand, which had a spider bite on it. "I got bit by one of Twilight's spiders, and you can probably guess what happened next." She then jumped onto the ceiling, sticking to it like glue. "Does this mean I qualify for the Canterlot Avengers?"
"I think it can be arranged," said Hector.
Wow, that took a long time to write. If you're wondering why I'm taking so long, it's because I just started an account on , so I'm trying to write two stories at the same time. The next chapter will be my take on the civil war movie, with a few alterations. Until then, I'll see you later.
