Hey it's me again, and i would like to let you know that this part has nothing to do with the rest of He's your What? but i wanted to put in an omake before i got to the next chapter in which Mihashi gets... aggressive.

Oh yeah this equals Mihashi singing while this means that Tajima is. Just so you know.

I do not own I kissed a girl by Katy Perry.


Tajima wasn't surprised to see Mihashi curled into a ball in the corner of the locker room in the middle of practice one day. Nor was he surprised to see Abe trying, in his usual gruff manner, to calm the pitcher down. He knew that Abe would never be able to get it on his own so he decided to intervene.

"Hey, Abe let me handle this," he called.

"But-" Abe scowled.

"Seriously, I got this," Tajima assured the catcher, pushing him out of the room. "Go tell coach Mo we'll be up in a minute."

Abe reluctantly left. As he climbed the stairs Tajima turned to the sobbing pitcher.

"Take a breath and tell me what happened,"

Mihashi obeyed, "Last night… party…Shino'oka-chan…"

Tajima nodded. The previous night the team had thrown a party. Tajima remembered that Abe had left early and he soon followed, but he vaguely remembered…

"No way you didn't!"

Suddenly from nowhere music began to play.

"This did not go the way I planned

Not my intention"

Tajima's eyes widened. "You did!"

Mihashi scowled.

"I had so firmly drink in hand

Lost my discretion"

Tajima blanched. At the part he had slipped both Abe and Mihashi something extra in their drinks. He realized that Abe had left because he noticed how tipsy he was starting to get, but Mihashi couldn't hold his liquor and-

"Wasn't what I'm used to

But I had to try her on

I was curious for she

Caught MY ATTENTION"

Tajima knew what was coming next

"I kissed a girl and I liked it!

The taste of her cherry chap stick

I kissed a girl just to try it!

I hope Abe-kun don't mind it"

Tajima interjected.

"It felt so wrong?"

"It felt so right!

Did that mean I was in love last night?"

The music died down. Tajima's head was spinning with numerous questions.

"You kissed Shino'oka?" he exclaimed. "How drunk did I get you?"

The music began again.

"I did not even know my name

\it didn't matter

That drink caused me so much pain

Unleashed my drunken nature

It's not what gay boys do

Not, how they should behave

My head was so confused

But, I still obeyed!"

"you kissed a girl and liked it

And got a little hard in your dick

You kissed a girl, tried to fight it

God I hope Abe doesn't mind it!"

"It felt so wrong!"

"It felt so right!"

"Maybe you were bisexual last night," suggested a voice as the music died down again.

Tajima and Mihashi turned to the stairs to see Abe smirking.

"A-A-Abe-kun…I… you…" Mihashi stammered.

"It's not his fault!" Tajima insisted.

"Who cares whose fault it is?" Abe asked, getting closer. "I think it's hot."

The catcher smirked and both Tajima and Mihashi got nosebleeds.

"You kissed a girl and liked it,"

"And abe doesn't mind it!"