Summary: She decided to simply have a little fun with the poor creatures...and all of this chaos was ensued because of a little piece of candy? What would Nami think if she heard about all this? Read and find out! Rated M! You've been warned!

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~ Breakfast ~

Those dreams were getting the best of him. Even food didn't quite seem to take his mind off of anything. The usual taunting he did with Zoro in the morning and kicking Luffy clear across the table from snatching food from others didn't even cheer him up. He felt tired, and he never feels tired. Other than when it's actually time for sleep. He didn't take naps in the middle of the day like Luffy and Zoro, but busied himself in the kitchen all the time. When Robin walked in, he did his normal "hello" though it was sort of solemn sounding.

When everyone was seated at the table, Sanji noticed that there was someone missing. "Where's Nami-swan?"

Everyone looked over to her normal seat only to find her missing. "She is possibly out shopping," Robin said with a nod as she sipped her coffee. There was a short pause but before anyone could volunteer to go see if they could find her, Robin waved her hand. "There is something I wish to discuss," she said with a smile. "But first, Franky, Brooke, Chopper, I could have sworn I heard a noise below deck. Ussop, there I thought it was one of your explosions, but I can't be too sure." Their eyes all widened before they took off in a mad dash to go fix whatever might have been destroyed. She had been spying on them and knew that it was a bit of a group project that they were working on. When they had successfully left the table, she said, "I wish to discuss something that is happening with the three of you."

"There isn't anything going on with us," Luffy said, a bit aloof.

"Oh, but there is," Robin said as she leaned forward on one hand. "I've noticed that you three have been tossing in your sleep for a while now. Care to share what is on your minds?"

There was nothing but silence as they picked at their food. Even Luffy didn't have as much vigor as usual, of course, she had noticed this for the past four, going on five, days. "There is something wrong, and whether you tell me or not, I will find out."

"It's none of your damn business woman," Zoro said as he shoved some toast into his mouth.

"Robin-chwan, there's nothing wrong," Sanji said as he delicately forked his eggs. "I am sure that-"

"Oh, I know there is something wrong when you are involved, Sanji-kun," Robin said, setting her cup down and eyeing them all critically. "It isn't like any of you. It started off with Luffy, I noticed. I'm not quite sure when it happened to Zoro, but soon afterward, it was you, Sanji-kun."

Zoro was going to open his mouth to retort when the door opened up and in walked Nami. Robin, in the back of her mind, cursed her luck and waited things out. "Sorry I'm late, you guys," Nami grumbled as she took her seat beside Luffy, "there was a bit of a traffic jam over by the north end."

"What were you doing on the north end?" Zoro asked, just to get the tense atmosphere out of the way.

Nami peeled some of her oranges. "Nothing really," Nami said. She didn't elaborate any further and simply continued on with her meal. She was done fairly quickly. Afterwards, she washed her dishes in the sink and then left the room. "I'm going to my room for a little while. Please, leave me alone for the day." Truthfully, she wasn't feeling all that good. She felt more worn out than ever this morning and figure some rest would do her good.

She exited the room, leaving four pairs of eyes to watch. Robin didn't get a chance to continue the conversation because Franky, Ussop, Chopper, and Brooke came bounding back into the room and filled it with chatter. Robin left not too long afterward, but gave the three boys and eyeful look before leaving.

She decided to check on Nami.

Nami was laying in bed, sniffling as she tried to stay covered up. "Nami-san?" Robin asked as she took a seat on her bed. The girl was completely asleep, but cold sweat beaded her forehead as she attempted to stay as warm as possible. "Are you feeling alright?"

"I think I caught a cold from this morning," Nami said with a bit of a sniffle. "It's nothing to really worry about, it'll go away in a few hours depending on how much rest I get."

Robin nodded as she looked her over a moment, "Should I call Chopper?"

"The last thing I need is a little reindeer constantly hovering over me," Nami replied, "I'll be fine come tomorrow morning. Ask Sanji if he would hold off on lunch and instead just give me some soup for dinner."

Robin nodded and left the room.

~ Zoro ~

Zoro told Sanji he wasn't going to be back until late that night so he didn't have to wait up for him or anything. Not that he would have anyway. He decided to wait until that evening to go eat something and then have a couple of beers at a nearby bar. No women who looked remotely as good as his navigator did even crossed his mind. Of course, he didn't correct himself when he thought "his" in the possessive term, but in a way, he was looking forward to getting her off his mind.

The bar was rather empty tonight save for a few couples here and there. He mingled a bit before calling it quits and taking a walk out. That is, until some woman went running straight into him. At first, he didn't think anything of her, but his hardness for his ship's navigator was enough to allow him to continue forward with his plans. All he had to do was imagine that it was her and things would be fine. And then - he did a double take. Wasn't the whole point of this to get her OUT of his mind and not think about her PERIOD?

He continued with his plans anyway. She ushered them both to her apartment and before either of them knew it, they were both naked and in the throes of passion. Of course, he made the mistake of calling her name a few times, but neither of them really cared. He just couldn't stop seeing Nami with her panties at her ankles and her skin-tight t-shirt pulled halfway up her chest. And when they were both spent, and he left - he felt even harder than before.

~ Luffy ~

No one was around as he sat up on the head of the Sunny. He looked around, hoping that no one would catch him as he unzipped his pants let himself flop right out. With a frustrated frown and groan, he flicked it, attempting to get his girth to go down some way or another. He whimpered, knowing that it wouldn't go away any time soon. He touched the tip of it, and his eyes nearly rolled to the back of his head at the amount of pleasure it brought him.

He huffed finally and zipped his pants back up. He was NOT going to do that right there! Not when Robin could see any moment! She has EYES EVERYWHERE! He gulped and stood before running to the bathroom. He had to get a cold shower...FAST! But...the shower didn't work. So, he ended up doing what he was doing on Sunny's head... pleasuring himself until he was satisfied. When it finally went away, he came out of the bathroom, only to confront his current nightmare - Nami. She had a bit of a red nose and kept sniffing everywhere.

"Oh, hi Luffy," she said, her voice kind of croaky to him.

And despite the fact that she had a bed head and the symptoms of sickness plagued the woman, he was, once again, as stiff as a board. What luck.


I am going through some tough times currently, but it's definitely getting better! I am going to have a confrontation with Nami and Luffy in the next chapter. That's why I made this particular chapter as vague as possible. It's also a little bit short, but hey, it's something, right? It's ALMOST a filler chapter.