Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Full Metal Alchemist.

First of I'll answer a few points made in the reviews:

Dannichigo – Your order of Homunculi does make sense to me. However that said I'll be going with popular demand and following the order that the poll provides.

Kitty-Bandit – Thanks for your advice. I was kind of tired when I finished the first chapter so I mustn't of checked my grammar as well as I would have liked. I'll go over it in the next couple of days and correct the mistakes.

Xeiden – I do have a plan for Father, but he will be appearing MUCH later in the story. After Naruto has all the other Homunculus

Narutorasatard – I understand what you're saying and I agree that Greed (Or Envy) would be the most logical choice, however Naruto is currently a four year old child and isn't thinking along the lines of logic. He's really just thinking about which power is the coolest.

As for pairings and teams they are still undecided, However for the pairing don't suggest Sakura or Hinata. I have an extreme dislike for Sakura, and a NaruHina pairing just wouldn't work with the story.

Thankyou to everyone who reviewed or participated in the poll, if you have not done so yet, please do It will help me make future decisions about the story.

As for which Homunculus I picked... I have selected Lust. Mainly to give Naruto a maternal figure. Also I'd decided I'd rather have Wrath show up later and use him as a hero of sorts for Naruto. Basically while in canon Naruto looks up to the Yondaime, in this he will look up to Fuhrer Bradley.

As for the winner of the poll, read this chapter to find out.

Normal speaking/ Pride's 'Selim' voice

Biju speaking/ Pride's 'true' voice


Naruto sat on the floor of the sewer hard in thought, how was he supposed to just pick one of those awesome powers, and he wasn't even allowed to pick the best one. He let of a few tears at that thought. At first Naruto's thoughts went towards Wrath's ultimate eye. 'If I could see everything everyone was doing maybe I'd be able to dodge more attacks, plus I might be able to find out the Ichiraku's secret ramen recipe, then all my ramen would taste awesome.' Ten Naruto frowned, 'But it sounds too much like the eyes of those Uchiha jerks anyway, and if I really wanted Ramen so much I could pick... No bad Naruto stop thinking about ramen.' Soon he started considering the other options. 'Hm, what about Lust, if I could extend my fingers I could hold stuff further away from me, then whenever I used hot water for something then I wouldn't burn myself plus I'd be able to use them to defend myself, then the only thing that would burn me would be those fire jutsu's those ninja's sometimes shoot at me... then again those burn's do hurt a lot and if I need to defend myself I can always use Pride's shadow. I guess if I don't want to get hurt I'll have to pick Greed, then whenever someone tries to hurt me I could put my shield up! Then again if I pick Envy I wouldn't have to worry about that at all, I could just transform into someone else and then I wouldn't have to worry about them coming after me at all, which one should I pick.' Naruto then considered his final choice 'I could also pick Sloth, then I'd be able to get stronger and stuff, and then everyone might be too scared to try and hurt me, but Pride did say I would get stronger just from having him and the others inside me, plus if I want to look stronger I could always use Envy to help.'

Meanwhile Pride was having a similar dilemma, 'Which of my brothers should I bring back, let's see I'm not bringing Greed back yet, he deserves to suffer some more, that filthy traitor and it would be a bit hypocritical to bring Gluttony back after I told the boy he couldn't pick him, Sloth also wouldn't be a good choice, although the additional physical abilities would be useful, there not a priority. That just leaves Envy, Lust and Wrath. Envy could be useful the shape-shifting abilities would prove very useful, that said he wouldn't be as useful as some of the others. Wrath's ultimate eye could prove useful, plus if the boy achieves his goal Wrath could be useful in teaching him how to rule, plus I wouldn't mind seeing my father again. Lust, well she's the only female Homunculus and could take the role of a mother figure to the boy, and he could need one...


Flashback

A younger version of Pride walked along the street, next to him holding his hand was an old woman, around them were numerous soldiers glaring at the him.

"Mommy, why are they looking at me like that?"

"Selim, don't worry, there just not used to seeing children here, that's all."

Suddenly one general walked up to them, his hand on his gun. "Why did you bring that monster here?"

"What monster, what is he talking about mommy?"

"Nothing Selim, don't worry about it." Mrs Bradely said glaring at the general

Noticing her, the General reluctantly backed down, but not before spitting on Pride and saying, "The Elrics should have killed you when they had the chance."

Flashback end


Shaking his head Pride thought to himself, 'NO, probably best not to think about that, then again I'm not going to destroy this boys happiness like what happened to my own...'

"Hey Pride, I've picked."

Interrupted from his musing, Pride looked over to see Naruto jumping up and down excitedly.

"So Which one did you pick?" Pride asked genuinely curious.

"I pick... Envy."

"Why"

"Well, because the Shape shifting abilities would be awesome, that way I could escape easily when another mob's after me, and it will make it easier to get away with pranking people."

Pride smiled at that, "Very well then."

Suddenly a flash of light occurred and a shadow appeared in the light.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I"

As the flash faded Naruto, saw a new person in the sewer. The newcomer wore a bodysuit and had a muscular build, with long wispy hair. The newcomer also looked very confused.

"Hey Pride, who's the girl with tree shaped hair."

This of course through Envy into a rage.

"HOW DARE YOU SAY MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE A TREE YOU LITTLE BRAT, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M ENVY THE JEALOUS A GREAT AND POWERFUL HOMUNCULUS, AND CALLING ME A GIRL, I'M MALE YOU MORON, I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART SLOWLY AND..."

"ENVY THAT'S ENOUGH"

Envy looked over and finally noticed Pride.

"Pride what are you doing here and who's the brat?"

"If you'd just shut up for a second I'd tell you."

Envy reluctantly stopped talking.

"Good, now the boy is Naruto Uzumaki, he's four years old and the container for a creature known as the Nine-tailed demon fox, the fox is an entity made out of something called Chakra, which is similar to the energy contained within the Philosophers stones. As such we can use this energy to survive without needing to consume souls."

"But what happens when those pesky alchemists find out and try and stop us?"

Pride just shrugged, "Nothing, Alchemy is a long dead art."

A cruel grin spread over Envy's face, "HAHAHA, I WIN YOU FULLMETAL BRAT, YOU AND ALL THOSE OTHER DAMN ALCHEMISTS ARE LONG GONE AND I'M STILL HERE."

"Envy control yourself."

"Fine." Envy calmed down but still had a grin on his face. "So where are the others?"

"Not here yet."

Envy raised an eyebrow, "So you brought me back first."

"Not by my choice, I told the boy that he could pick who comes back first."

A cocky grin spread across Envy's face, "Good choice kid."

"I'm regretting it already."

"WHY YOU LITTLE..."

"Envy, control yourself, besides the boy didn't pick you for your personality, he picked you for your shape shifting abilities."

"Why?"

"So I could hide from mobs and prank people."

"Prank people?"

"Yeah."

"As in doing something to make their lives inconvenient and harder."

"I guess, and get someone else blamed for it."

Envy smirked, "Well then I'm your Homunculus we'll turn this town upside down with pranks."

And with the evil grins that spread across their faces a new friendship was formed.


Half an hour later

While Naruto and Envy continued to discuss plans for pranks on the village, Pride was resting, trying to regain his strength so that he could return another Homunculus to this plain of existance. If he had another Homunculus to help him he could get it done quicker but...

"Hey wait a minute, Envy, why the hell aren't you helping me bring the others back!"

"You didn't ask?"

"Well I'm asking now!"

"Fine, who are we bringing back this time?"

"Lust."

"Why her, not that I'm complaining or anything, but I thought you'd want to bring back Wrath first?"

"It's for the kid."

Envy thought about what Pride said before adding two and two together and getting five. "Look Pride, I know Lust has a weird taste in guys and all but I don't think she'd go for a little kid. Plus I'm fairly certain that Naruto is too young anyway..."

A tick appeared on Pride's head "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MENT YOU MORON!"

"Well what did you mean then?"

"I was thinking that Lust could be like a parent to him."

Suddenly Envy fell over laughing, "Lust as a little human kid's mother? I mean seriously, I don't like humans either but to condemn one of to having Lust as a mother, heck even I think that's too cruel and I just spent half an hour in a discussion of how we're going to steal an entire clans cloths, scatter them around the village and blame it on some kid called Sasgay or something."

"That's true, but when were we talking about a human child?"

"What?"

"You mean you haven't noticed? The boy is reacting to our presence, he's becoming a Homunculus."

"But how?"

"I don't know, but it's not important anyway. What IS important is that we bring our sister back as soon as possible."

Envy shrugged, "You have a point there."

Gathering their energy together, the two caused a flash of light to appear and a woman stepped out of it. She had long black hair and wore a dark red dress. She also wore dark red gloves.

"Pride? Envy? Where are we, the last thing I remember is I was fighting against Mustang and then I died... but I couldn't have otherwise how could I..."

"Lust, you did die, we just brought you back."

"Hm well where is father and the others..."

"Gone."

"What but how."

"We lost Lust, with myself as the exception, all of us were killed on the promised day."

Lust went silent at that. "Then where and when are we?

"Were inside a boy named Naruto's mind in the village called Konoha and as for when I'd say around five hundread years give or take."

"That isn't even the best part, all the Alchemists are gone."

Lust smiled at that, "So the bastard who killed me is dead? Good riddance."

"Anyway Lust do you see that boy over there?"

"Yes, Is he... a new Homunculus?"

"DID EVERYONE FIGURE THAT OUT APART FROM ME?"

"Hey Envy, what are you yelling for? And who's the lady?" Naruto said walking over.

Lust smiled before knelling down and giving Naruto a hug. "Hi, I'm Lust and I'm your new big sister."

Naruto's eyes teared up "I have a sister?"

"Yes Naruto ." Pride said walking forward. "Somehow when you made that deal with me, you became a special type of Homunculus which makes you our sibling."

Naruto started crying out of happiness, "I have the coolest family ever, even if one is a hermaphrodite..."

"I'M NOT A HERMAPHRODITE, AND YOUR FOUR, HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT WORD?"

"Oops my mistake."

Suddenly the room seemed to shudder.

"What was that."

"Naruto, I'm guessing that you're waking up now."

"So, this was all a dream?"

"No, but unless we leave your body the only place we can contact you face to face is inside your head. When you wake up you should be in a hospital. By the way just a heads up, their probably going to confront you about those people I killed."

Before Naruto had time to question him about it he faded from his mindscape.

"Pride, what was the point in consuming Chakra if you're just going to kill people anyway."

"If I didn't kill them, they would have killed Naruto."

"WHAT!" Envy and Lust exclaimed at the same time.

"Because of the Nine-tails, Naruto was frequently blamed for what the demon did and beaten for it."

Envy looked livid with anger. "How dare they do this to one of our kind, those humans will pay for what they did to our brother."

"Agreed"

Pride smiled darkly, "Oh they will, it's only a matter of time."


Hope you enjoyed the chapter.

As for the poll's results it was a tie between Envy and Greed, as such I decided between the two of them with a coin toss. So sorry to all those who voted for Greed. That said, the time before Naruto enters the Academy should be quite short so there is a large chance he'll be in it very soon.

As for Lust's behaviour in this chapter, please remember that Lust is much nicer to Homunculus then she is to humans. Don't worry you should be seeing the usual cruel Lust VERY soon.

Anyway Please review and I'll try and post the next chapter ASAP