99.) "I'm really starting to love the back of your head." (featuring Julia McCoy)

"I'm really starting to love the back of your head."

As the other tenors tittered, I stood at proper attention and was unable to turn around and ask Denny what the hell he was talking about. I doubted my voice would carry, and didn't want to risk the wrath of Declan who was standing nearby with the snares. I was sure my illustrious section leader was no doubt trying to retaliate for the small genitalia zinger I had nailed him with at this morning's practice. From the current set we were standing in, Denny had been looking at my backside for the better part of an hour…and I had been on edge, waiting for an inevitable insult.

While nearby baritones added pornographic allusions of their own, I worked on crafting a killer response.