Tobirama untied the two boys as he made two shadow clones to stand guard. "I'll be right back you two, if they do anything suspicious just knock them down a peg." He told his clones who nodded. "Where are you going?" Naruto asked but Tobirama disappeared behind the trees the moment he asked.

"Alright, the boss says you two can relieve yourselves." One of the clones stated as Sasuke huffed. "I can't relief myself in front of you three." He declared. "Well sorry for you Uchiha, but you're not going to get any privacy." The second clone added. Naruto who had been holding it in for a long time, went to one of the trees as he relieved himself.

"Aah, that hits the spot." He made a grin as his kidney felt lighter with every passing second. "Really, Naruto? What the hell is wrong with you, why'd you do that infront of us!" Sasuke shouted in anger, it wasn't cause he was grossed out, hardly. It's just now he felt really pressed. "I was just following the two pervs orders." He backed himself as the two clones growled at the name.

"Pervs? Who are you calling pervs, brat!" they shouted in unison. Naruto just pointed his right finger at them as he berated their action. "I'm calling the both of you, you're nothing but sick pervs! You want to see kids, pee in front of you. I'm grossed out by the fact you even suggested it, who would have thought one of the strongest shinobi in the world is a perv."

The two clones were strucked by the blond comment, they weren't pervs hardly they we're just following the boss' orders.

"Look what you've made me do." He pointed at the tree he had just traumatised. "I had to urinate on mother nature's tree. Now she hates me, because of something I can't control!" as Naruto was busy arguing with the two clones, Sasuke saw this as a chance, sneaking into one of the bushes, he got out from the other side, making a little distance till he was satisfied, he relieved himself.

'I thought I would have to keep it in till the whole day. It's a good thing Naruto talks a lot, that seems to be his only trait.' Sasuke thought as then he heard rustling behind him. "Uchiha! Get back here!"

'Crap it's those clones! I haven't finished yet!' he thought as he now rushed himself. "Uchiha if you don't get away from that tree in three seconds, I will kill you."

"I'm busy!" Sasuke shouted back. "Just hold your horses I'm almost done."

Well he was almost done that was till he could feel he was being looked at. "Hey, someone's looking at me! You need to stop, right now!"

"Sorry, brat the boss said to keep an eye on you."

"Well look away! I can't go if someone's looking!"

"No can do."

Sasuke just grinded his teeth, it was his one weakness. He couldn't go when someone was looking. "I promise I won't run away just look away!" he pleaded. The clone having a thick skull didn't budge keeping it's eyes on him.

Luckily it turned into smoke which allowed Sasuke to finish, when he had returned to where he left Naruto, he noticed that Tobirama had came back with a pile of apples sitting beside him, Naruto was currently eating one, but he seemed to make a sour expression everytime he took a bite.

"Man these stuff are rotten!" he shouted in complaint.

"To bad, brat. It's the only thing trees this side grow." He stated turning to Sasuke.

"Hands." He said as he made the Uchiha wash his hands with the water from his flask. "Here." He took an apple and handed it to the blond. "They aren't ripe yet but they'll keep you fed enough for the journey." Sasuke just took his fruit as he sat beside Naruto. Tobirama doing the same took an apple as he decided to sit on one of the tree branches.

Looking down onto the two, he ate his apple in silence, as both Naruto and Sasuke gazed back at him, his cold demeanour quickly made them break eye contact. "Sheesh, what crawled up his pants?" Naruto questioned as Sasuke just shrugged. The blond looked back at his meal and just groaned.

"Man this is torture, how come mother nature never made a ramen tree, Sasuke?" the Uchiha just swallowed a bit when he replied. "Because she knew you'd be the first one every summer to harass her trees."

Naruto chuckled. "Yeah, that's true. There's no other food that beats ramen." Tobirama listening in to the conversation between the two couldn't help but chuckle, it reminded him of the time when he was a kid and Hashirama made him meet Mito. She went on and on about how ramen was the best in the world, it always amused him how the Uzumaki, worshipped the dish.

'I wonder what made them have a fetish for it, in the first place.' He thought as he looked down at the blond. 'If you look at him, you'd think he's not an Uzumaki, he certainly doesn't have the hair or the oval face…yet his chakra speaks otherwise.'

"Brat." Tobirama called out, making both Naruto and Sasuke to look up. "How come you don't have red hair? Aren't you an Uzumaki?"

"I am it's just I inherited my features from my dad."

"So your mother is an Uzumaki?" the blond nodded as Tobirama hummed. "What's her name?"

"Kushina Uzumaki." He never heard of that name, but maybe Mito might've. He'd need to speak with her about this orphan Uzumaki, he did say he had no home. After finishing his apple he called to be passed another. Naruto grabbing one just threw it to the man, who grabbed it mid-air.

"Alright break is over, we move now." He declared jumping off the branch. "But my legs are tired." The blond retorted. "Don't care." Tying the two back up they continued their way. Naruto just whispered underneath his breath, stupid old man to Tobirama who had his attention set on checking for any signatures near by.

'No one near by…that's good.'

"Alright brats, pick up the pace we're close to the settlement." He informed the two kids who just dragged their feet with the dirt road.

It was enemy territory to Sasuke. Never in his life had he ever seen the Senju clan as a whole, and here he was walking through their settlement. The Senju patrons that were going on with their day, watched in confusion as the clan leader's brother walked with two children shackled up.

"Who are they?" one asked. "That one wears the Uchiha crest on his back." Another replied. "Wait, did the Uchiha sent in a spy? I thought they wanted peace."

"I told you those guys can't be trusted, to send even children to do their dirty work, sounds like something Uchiha would do." The man added, as Sasuke hearing this just boiled with anger, he dared to call his clan monsters, who was he to judge them. It wasn't like the Senju we're innocent, they had the same blood the Uchiha also had.

"Shut your tongue, Fukarama!" Tobirama shouted at the shinobi who just bowed in apology. "Forgive me, lord Tobirama. I just don't understand why you have an Uchiha captured, what did he do exactly?" he questioned. "None of your business, now stop being a gossiper and go guard the gate." Fukarama just grunted but made a fake smile that Tobirama could see through. "As you wish my lord." He bowed going off only to whisper insults under his breath.

"What's up with him?" Naruto was the one to ask. "He just has a hard spot for Uchiha, he doesn't have a nice experience with them."

The trio just continued on their way, heading to the heart of the settlement, we're a lone wooden building stood as few Senju stood guarding. Tobirama untied the two boys, as he made them walk in front of them, arriving at a door, he knocked as he a few seconds later he heard an answer.

"Come in." opening the door Hashirama had his robes on, as he was signing some paperwork on his desk. Looking up he just smiled when he saw Tobirama. "Ahh, Tobi I see you're back safely…wait is that a bruise." Tobirama had this black spot just under his eye which caught his attention seeing as how pale he was.

"It's nothing aniki, just look at what I found." He pointed at the two kids. "You know I was going to ask you why you came with kids in here, what did they do? They surely don't look like children from our clan." He replied. "They aren't. Aniki did you know Madara had a child?" Hashirama's eyes grew as saurcers.

"Madara had a child?! How do you know this?" Tobirama just pointed at Sasuke. "I suspect this one over here, is his. Look at him closer aniki and feel his chakra, I can't be mistaken."

Hashirama looked at Sasuke, as he gasped. Getting off his chair he walked around the table, as he crutched down to Sasuke's level. "Why hello there little one." He greeted him with a warm smile, which Sasuke remembered very well from their last meeting back in the Fourth Great Ninja War.

"Hi." He replied as Hashirama closed his eyes for a few seconds only to just gasp. "You're right Tobirama! He looks like Izuna and has Madara's chakra signature, it's as if I'm looking at the same person, but they're different."

"So do you believe me about him being his son?"

"I mean there's so much proof, where did you even find him?"

"Back where you wanted the village to be built. The two of them say they are orphans."

Hashirama then turned to Naruto. "Why you feel like an Uzumaki, your chakra says it all. What's your name little one?"

"I am the greatest ninja among ninja. The Kage of all Kage, the one who knocks and the one who the people turn for safety. Naruto the Great is my name." Naruto grinned as Sasuke just rolled his eyes. "Why do you always have to lie, you didn't even become a kage."

"Hey! Sasuke I didn't want your input, the man me first." He shoot out his tongue to Sasuke who just sighed as he folded his arms. "Haha." Hashirama laughed at the sight. "You remind me when I was young Naruto chan and you two Sasuke remind me of Madara, he used to fold his arms a lot back then, actually now that I think about it he still does."

"Aniki don't you think we should tell the Uchiha about this?"

"Great idea." With that Tobirama walked out leaving Naruto and Sasuke with the man. "So…do you guys want snacks?" he questioned. "Yes please! Tell me you have ramen? I've been on probation for far too long!" he declared as Hashirama chuckled. "Alright, ramen for the blond. What about you Sasuke?"

"I'm fine."

"Huh, well I did have this plate of dango for myself. But seeing as I hardly like sweets I'll just throw it away." He was holding the plate that was on his desk as he aimed to throw it in the trash bin beside his desk. "Wait! I'll have it!" just like his older brother, the man was a freaking addict when it came to sugary stuff, though unlike Itachi he just never showed it since all his life he'd been training to just kill the man.

Hashirama chuckled as he gave him the plate that had four sticks.

Naruto received a ramen bowl from one of the servants at the building, as the kids ate Hashirama wrote a letter to Madara. With an eagle he folded it up and made the bird transport it for him. "Okay, now let's we'll just hope he's not outside of the Uchiha settlement." Hashirama stated as Tobirama finally returned as the bruise on his eye had been covered with makeup?

"Tobes why are you wearing makeup?" he asked as Naruto who saw Tobirama just laughed out loud. "I thought I'd never see the day. Tobirama is a clown!"

"Shut up, gaki!" he shouted back. "Hey Tobes calm down, he's just a child they like making fun of things. There's no need to shout, plus I want to know how you got that bruise, was there trouble at the site?"

"No the damn Uchiha brat got a cheap shot on me, kicked me right in the nose." He stated. "You got hit by little Sasuke over here? How? I thought you were the all mighty fastest ninja in the Land Of Fire?"

"It was a cheap shot okay, nothing big."

"But come to think of it, I've never seen you get bruised like that since…never actually. Nice job Sasuke you're the first person to ever land a clean hit on Tobirama." He high fived the kid. "How is this some achievement, the brat was just lucky."

"That's what happens when you're a little too cocky."

"I wasn't cocky!" he huffed "I mean you were." Naruto spoke up. "Be quiet Naruto!"

"What, it's just the truth." He winned as he went back to eat his ramen. At that time Hashirama's assistant knocked on the door. "Sorry to disturp Hashirama sama, but lady Mito is here." The woman made way as Mito Uzumaki walked into the office. "Afternoon, gentlemen." Mito greeted everyone. "Hey hun." Hashirama greeted her with affection.

"Hi." She then turned to Tobirama. "I just wanted to see who gave Tobi chan that bruise. He arrived back home and he asked if I could hide it."

"So you were embarrassed of the bruise! Oh don't be like that Tobes, some ladies sure love a man with bruises, shows how manly and protective they are."

"Protective how?"

"They survived to tell the story of how they got beaten up."

"I didn't get beaten!"

"But Sasuke has no bruises, there's a saying that says: One with less problems is the winner in life."

"It was a cheap shot!" he shouted, Sasuke watching this was just amazed. 'These guys are historical figures and right now they are arguing like children…it's true when they say you shouldn't meet your idols.' He was busy cleaning his teeth with one of the toothpicks.

"Oh alright call it whatever, but we need to talk about something serious. Let me hook you up with someone."

"What!? Oh hell no, the last thing I need is you playing matchmaker."

"Why not, I found Mito."

"No you didn't father had you marry her to strengthen our bond with the Uzumaki."

"Pish posh, it's practically the same thing."

"No it's not you barely showed any game whatsoever."

"Tobes, I'm a man who reached third base, I think I have game." As the two brothers fought about Tobirama's single life, Mito went to great the kids. "Wow, you look like my mom." Naruto was the one to speak. "Really? Is your mom an Uzumaki?"

"Yeah, she was red hair like you except hers is like really long." Naruto smiled. "I would like to meet her."

"She sadly died." He replied with sadness in his voice. "Oh, my condolences I never knew." She brought Naruto into a hug. "I child your age should never lose a mother, how come you never went to the Uzumaki village?" she asked. "I don't know where that is, I lived with Sasuke all my life, you see our village got destroyed by a man and we've been running around the land of Fire ever since, trying to survive." Naruto said the story which he and Sasuke had discussed. Just orphans in the land of Fire with dreams to be great shinobi.

"I see…well Naruto how about this seeing as you and Sasuke really stink, let's go have a bath." She stated as she informed Hashirama who agreed as the three left for Hashirama's home. "Now Tobes, tell me what happened between you and Orochimumu?"

"She liked snakes too much."

"Kona?"

"Her papers made me get a paper cut."

"Seriously? A paper cut? You left her because of that."

"Of course not…it's just she wanted me to call her angel and my queen a lot."

"In the first date?" Tobirama nodded. "Okay, how about Niname?"

"She's a literal shark face, aniki. Where did you even find these girls?"

"On LoveNinja."

"LoveNinja?"

"It's a system were you use eagles to send messages to those you want to keep in touvh with, I sent your picture to their headquarters and they looked for a pair for you."

"Who are these people that look for a pair?"

"They are the Love gurus. The geniuses of romance, the creators of families. They are to be respected, Tobes."

"That still doesn't explain why there are girls from other lands showing at our doorstep."

"It's a global network, Tobes. From all the corners of the world, those that don't know a thing about going out there and telling a girl how you feel use it."

"Hey!" Tobirama shouted, Hashirama had insulted him. He knew a thing about getting girls it's just he was too busy, training and…keeping an eye on his brother so that he didn't do something stupid."

Elsewhere, Madara Uchiha had received the letter he was beyond shocked. Surprised actually. His friend Hashirama had accused him of having a child and abandoning it. To say he was confused it was an understatement, he needed to go see what was wrong, with his guards they rushed to the Senju village. Arriving, Madara went straight to Hashirama's office.

Knocking on the door it was swung open as Tobirama was infront of Madara. "Well if it isn't snowflake." Madara told Tobirama who just scowled. "What did you say Uchiha." He stated vehemently.

"Now, now you two what did I say about good manners." Hashirama got in between the two as they all stood In the office, the two busy fighting with killer intent, Hashirama used his love intent to keep everyone from killing their brains. "Hashirama." Madara spoke. "Why exactly did you send a message accusing me of having a child?"

"Because, there's this kid. He looks just like Izuna and has your eyes, chakra and demeanour."

"Demeanour?"

"Mads, he talks like you, acts like you and he likes dango like you. It wouldn't take even a blind person to see that he's your kid."

"He sure smells like you two." Tobirama spoke up. "Tobes what did I say! No fighting!"

"Stop calling me that!" Tobirama retorted. "Never." He turned to Madara. "Where is this boy, I would like to see him."

"The thing is, Mito took him and his friend to refreshen up, for now we'll just wait."

"I had to leave everything to come and see this accusation Hashirama, if you don't know. I'm the clan leader of the Uchiha!"

"Yeah, yeah. But it'll take a minute, you can surely spare a minute right Mads."

"Stop calling me that."

"You two! Are my nicknames that bad?"

"Yes!" Hashirama just slumped down feeling gloomy. "But…Mito helped me with them."

"Would you stop being a baby, you're the leader of our clan for godsake, aniki!" Tobirama watched as Hashirama look at him. "But…Tobes I worked hard to think of them, are they that bad?" the white haired Senju didn't know what to say, his older brother was a nut case at times.

"How you got married to Mito, is a question I still want to be answered." Madara spoke up. "It's with the help of father, if he didn't want us to be close with the Uzumaki, I doubt aniki would really marry her."

"Hey! Don't look down on me! I'm the one who's not single!" the man perked up from his sad phase to protect himself. "Speaking of single! Madara!"

"What?" Hashirama went up to his friend's face. "Why did you abandon Sasuke! You know that Tobes found them, back where we are going to build our village! Were you that embarrassed of him?"

"I hardly know this…Sasuke of yours."

"But he's your son."

"Like I told you I'd remember having a child."

Madara was being accused of something he didn't know he had never had a child and he never aimed of having a family. His goals was to first serve the Uchiha clan but that went out the window when he couldn't defeat Hashirama back when he was on a rampage, before that it was to protect Izuna his last brother, but Tobirama ended his life, before that it was to marry Mikoto but that went out the window when she got sick and had to move away… oh crap! Was she pregnant when she moved away!

"Wait, you say this child looks like me."

"Yeah, why do you remember something?"

"Well there used to be this girl, that I met during my youth. It was when me and you used to see each other in the forest, we bumped into each other when she was hunting, she asked what I was doing there and I lied a bit." Madara began to tell the story.

"She was really clever as she saw through my lie, I had to do a favour for her, so that she could not talk."

"What did you do?"

"She made me catch a boar, she was hungry after she had spent the day training, I was too. She cooked in the forest and I was salivating at the stew she prepared. She just laughed seeing me drool, and she gave me a bowl."

"Awe, that's so sweet of her." Out of no where Hashirama had a bowl of popcorn. "Where the hell did you get popcorn?" Madara questioned. "A magician never tells their secrets, now continue." Madara rolled his eyes.

"Anyway we ate up and we went our separate ways. But it wasn't the last time we would meet, since later that day we met at the gate of the village. Turns out she was from my clan."

Hashirama gasped. "Was she your cousin? Is that why you never told me about her, since you didn't want me to say Uchiha do incest?"

"No you buffon! We Uchiha are many and we make sure before we court a couple that they are far away from each other in DNA as possible, we keep records for godsake. Who do you think we are? Hillbilies?"

"Could've fooled me." Tobirama chimed in as Madara scowled. "Tobes, what did I say about keeping the peace, continue Madara."

The man stopped glaring at the Senju. "Anyway, I was shocked that she was an Uchiha and asked her why she didn't tell me, she just replied 'You didn't ask'."

"Awe, she's one of those smart one." Hashirama stated with a tear in his eye. "She's literally you're opposite Madara."

"Will you stop interrupting, your lucky enough that I'm telling you a story. Now where was I? Oh, yes. We spoke for a bit and turns out she was actually an orphan her parents had died during the last fight with the Senju, it now explained why she was wearing black but the fact she didn't show it really got my attention."

"And that it did, since you two did the tango." Hashirama giggled like a school girl.

"Hashirama!"

"Okay sorry."

"Now, we met a few times here and there, but one day she was called in by my father to our home. It was the day which me and you had to stop ourselves from fighting, my father said that seeing I was so distracted by our friendship I needed to remember I was an Uchiha so he brought Mikoto out and we began dating with his blessing."

"So your father didn't ask you and forced you into something you didn't like, that actually sounds familiar."

"It's how you met Mito, you moron!" Tobirama spoke up as he too, was eating popcorn. "Oh yeah, I must've forgot."

"Will you two stop interrupting, your getting on my nerves here. Anyway me and her began to know each other, she turned out to be a medical ninja and was really better than me at ninjutsu prowess, I don't know how but she said that love was the key, not hatred. She said after her parents died she was filled with much grief but it never turned into anger as she decided to do good and protect her sibling with love."

"Her sibling?" Hashirama questioned.

"A boy, I never met him and she brought him up once."

"Huh, continue."

"A few more years passed and we got to know each other, she was really different and I can say she made me love her."

"Then how did you forget telling me about her, Mads!"

"Because there's a tragedy you moron!"

"Great going aniki, you spoilt the story." Tobirama shook his head.

"Yes, what snowflake said, there's a tragedy, we sadly had a breakup. One day her brother had deserted the clan, she needed to follow, the night before we we're so happy and we slept under the stars and the next day she was breathing like a dragon. I was shocked to see how she was able to change her emotions so fast."

"A 180 turner, she's really got that in common with you, must be an Uchiha trait, right?" Hashirama asked. "Maybe, anyway she left for him and I was devastated a year later when I heard news from a patrol that my father sent to capture them I was shocked to hear that they killed them both. I was devastated, I went up to my father and challenged him on why he did so, he never said, only saying Uchiha don't pity deserters. From that day we never got a long, I followed my orders and grieved when he died but Mikoto meant more to me than he did." He finished as Hashirama wailed.

"That's so beautiful, I'm so sorry Mads I didn't know. Maybe if you told me back then I could've helped."

"It's in the past, no need to hoggle on it…sometimes when I close my eyes, I remember he smile and her smell…she smelt like roses in spring." And for the first time Hashirama and Tobirama saw, Madara's cheeks have a small tint! "Wait are you blushing!"

"Yeah, so what? You do know I'm human as well right."

"Yeah, but it just feels unfamiliar with you. You're always so cold and have an eery vibe around you but It's good to see you like this. But you shouldn't worry now my friend, her sacrifice wasn't in vain, before she died she left you a beautiful son, that night under the stars you made an angel, Sasuke is so adorable."

"Wait if you had a child before you became leader that means you were a teenager!" Tobirama spoke up. "And you have a problem with that, Senju? At least I don't have a V-card like you."

"Hey!"

"Alright you two, stop it. Mads you know for a fact that Tobirama has a problem with women, don't rub that in his face."

"Who says I have a problem!" Tobirama spoke up. "Tobi there's no reason to be angry. Me and Madara understand."

"I don't know about that." Madara spoke up. "Where are back guys…oh hi Madara chan." Mito had returned as she walked in the office. "Mito chan." The pair's relationship was one of respect since Madara had no beef with the Senju and Mito was always nice to her husband's friends.

"Say Mito where's Sasuke and Naruto?" Hashirama questioned. As Mito got out of the way as Madara's eyes landed to, two boys. Both wearing expensive looking kimono's and smelling rather vibrant. Madara looked at the kid looking at him, he had the features of an Uchiha, the hair, eyes and stature, but what made him gasp was the skin…it was Mikoto, he remembered how she looked well, creamy silky skin and a happy smile.

"Boy, you must be Sasuke." Madara stated as Sasuke looked at him. "Yeah, and what's it to you." Madara huffed. 'Bad manners…that's something Mikoto would do.' He thought as Sasuke scowled and folded his hands. 'That's something I like doing.' He just smirked. 'Mikoto…thank you.'

"I am your father." He stated as Naruto was the one to shout. "Wait what! Madara Uchiha is Sasuke's dad!" he shouted so much that the entire Senju village heard this.

Sasuke who was surprised by this proclaim was shocked but quickly got out of the daze. "What makes you think I'm your son?"

"Because you are his and Koto's kid." Hashirama spoke up. "Koto? Who's Koto?" Sasuke asked. "Really Hashirama, you give even the dead, nicknames?" Madara stated.

"Too soon?"

"Too soon. Now son, Koto is your mother's name. You must've been a baby when she died, but her name was Mikoto, she was an Uchiha and so am I. What I'm trying to say is that I'm your father and Mikoto is your mother." Sasuke was shocked. 'How does he know mother's name!' he wasn't sure since that was his mother's real name, yet Madara knew it! How?

"Naruto now!" Sasuke shouted as Madara was shocked when he saw a kid have a three tomoe sharingan? Naruto popped his clones in place as he and Sasuke jumped out of the window and into the street. "Hey!" the Senju guards shouted. "Crap! Follow me!" Sasuke shouted to the blond as they hightailed it for the gate. "Damn it brats!" Tobirama shouted, as he also darted out for them.

'Why are there so many of these blond bastards?' Madara questioned as they tried to tackle him but he easily weaved them and popped them out of existence, Hashirama was bust tickling his attackers and Mito was lecturing his. "These two." He muttered. 'Wait did he have a three tomoe sharingan? What's the world coming too?" Madara questioned.