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"Wake up sleepy head!" Jaune flicked her ears, making it goes red.
"Wah! Ow, the fuck!?" Zeppeli awoke with a jolt, which in turn surprised Jaune.
She hold her ears and rubbed on it, before whining. "Motherfucker! Why did you do that?"
"No swearing in my place, Zeppeli."
"Shut your bitch ass, no brain, no bitches, no friends, goofy ahh yellow head up. Maybe if you cut your yee yee ass fucking hair you'll got some bitches on your dick, boi."
Wow, that was definitely personal.
His hair wasn't that bad, was it?
"It's okay, everybody's a little cranky after waking up." She probably was just annoyed at being interrupted while sleeping.
"Any reasons for interrupting my rest, Jaune."
"Did i told you my name before?" He didn't remember telling her about his name
"Yeah, you did. You probably just forgot after a long tiring day, am i right?"
Yeah, it was just the result of having your head slammed by a homeless man with supernatural strength.
God his head still hurt.
"Yeah... Well anyways, i was just planning to go to a bathhouse."
"A bathhouse? I think you meant an Onsen?, or a hot spring"
"No, a bathhouse."
She stared at him strangely. "Why?, if you want to bath then just do it at your own home."
"Come on, i've never seen a bathhouse before. And besides, a morning bath is at its best when you're doing it with others."
Jaune and Zeppeli left the apartment and started using their feet, to run of course.
Shoes slammed onto the ground, making heavy thud noises. The two walked in relative silence, nothing much to say.
"Can you, like can you, like... Stop putting frogs in your pocket."
He looked at her hands, and saw two frogs being trapped inside her hands. Inside her pockets, there were many more frogs being imprisoned.
"Just stop, please." He pleaded.
She quickly shoved the frogs inside her pockets, wiping her hands on her pants. "What frogs?"
Everything after that was just a blur to Jaune, they arrived at the bathhouse. Found out it was unisex, nothing too special happened.
Submerging himself in warm water, Jaune let out a moan as all fatigue faded away.
"Enjoying yourself?"
Who was that? That voice sounded familiar.
"Don?" He turned his head around and look at the other man.
"Yeah, it's a me." Don replied, the older man also in the warm water.
Jaune looked at his body with jealousy, the man was built as hell.
"Wow, nice abs."
Zeppeli heard their conversation and focused her eyes on Don, whistling.
"Nice body, you know him Jaune?"
Jaune nodded his head, doing a hand motion. "Yeah, he's Don. I think he's in charge of a bunch of homeless people."
Don raised an eyebrow but made no response. "What he said, and what's your name?
"The name's Zeppeli, just Zeppeli."
'Is that a motherfucking James Bond reference!?'
Don had a small grin on his face, he spoke. "Oh? No surname? What a bizarre name you have, Ms. Zeppeli."
She laughed, holding her stomach. "Haha, yeah. So bizarre, unusual and wacky even."
Don hold his face as he posed dramatically, laughing with Zeppeli. "Yes, yes, how utterly funny and very not ordinary."
Jaune watched the two of them talking with interest, the two of them seemed to get along well.
But why does the conversation felt like it was AI-generated, for real for real.
After a while, Jaune and Zeppeli said goodbye to Don and left. Nothing cool happened, but Jaune got to relaxed a bit. And Zeppeli got some eye candy.
Now walking back to the apartment, Zeppeli asked Jaune a question.
"Hey"
"Yeah" Oh good, she wanted to start a conversation. The awkward silence was killing him.
"Do you think you would look good in girl's clothing?"
Jaune audibly gasp, cough and overall got caught surprise by the sudden question.
"Wha-!? What! Huh? Where did that comes from???"
"You see, there's this Anime called 'Himegoto'."
Jaune sat down, utterly defeated. Mentally.
"No, Zeppeli. I will not dress up as a girl."
She sighed, disappointed. Whether she was disappointed in her ability to convinced him or disappointed in Jaune for not crossdressing was unclear.
"Fine, but this will not be the last."
And with one ominous line, she took his Scroll and jumped on his bed.
"One day, one day..."
Well, that was ominous. But Jaune was experienced, he knew that once he let her use him like a doll. She'll never stop.
That was what seven sisters did to a guy.
Somewhere in a dark alleyway, two figures stood.
"I won't approach you." The taller one said, they were roughly 5 meters apart.
The other figure said nothing, moving slightly to the left and grabbed a broken glass bottle.
"Kin-"
An unseen force threw the broken bottle at extreme speed, the taller figure dodged out of the way in less than one hundredth of a second.
"No use! I'll tear your organs apart! Take this, F-"
Prison, a place most people were afraid of. For good reasons of course, prison was the place for criminals. Individuals that had been caught and punished by the law.
However, for one man. Prison was more than that. It wasn't merely a punishment, but rather... a home.
Inside a cell, bigger than all other cells of the prison. Laid a man, a very big man.
"Hmp, crackers and cheese always make a good snack."
Ring Ring
His abnormal fingers grabbed the phone, seemingly uncare about the camera observing him.
"Moshi moshi"
The voice of an old man came out of the speaker, telling something. It was too small for anyone that wasn't putting it next to their ear.
The man in prison frowned, supposedly unpleased.
"Oh, and he was so much fun. What a tragedy. Did the polices found anything?"
The voice spoke some more, with each second the prisoner became more amused.
"Ho? Is that so, well then. It seems like someone needs a little visit."
"Very well, looks like there's gonna some new fun."
A sick smile formed on his face, the call ended.
Nothing much to say.
The lore thickens.
