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Moments with the Marauders
Incendio- Starts a fire
"Okay, Prongsie. Wand?"
"Check."
"Rain?"
"Check."
"Peter's underpants?"
"Che- wait, what?"
Sirius shrugged, looking unabashed. "Lily Evans?"
"No. Don't have her." James confessed. "She wouldn't stay to talk to me."
"Eh, oh well. We don't really need her anyway. I think that we've got everything."
James nodded, and the pair ran outside.
They skipped into the pouring rain, and took out their wands.
"This is it," Sirius shouted, trying to be heard over the pouring rain.
"It's time," James added.
"For us, to set fire. To. Rain."
"Incendio!" The boys chorused, and flames lit the tips of their wands. But the flames were quickly put out by the amount of water bucketing down from the sky. The boys swore loudly, and then lit their wands again, undeterred.
"What on earth are you doing?" Remus asked. He had seen them from the dormitory window and wanted to know what was going on.
"We're trying to set fire to rain." James explained.
"But's it's not working." Sirius pouted.
"Gee, I wonder why." Remus said sarcastically.
"Yeah, so do we!"
Ignorance-Lack of knowledge or information.
"Liiiiiily," Sirius sang as he skipped into the common room.
"Yes, Sirius?"
"James has been telling me that after you guys get married, you don't want to have a little baby."
"Yep." Lily nodded.
"Do you really want to deprive me of the chance to be a Godfather?"
"I don't really care."
"Do you not know how to make a baby?" Sirius said sympathetically. "That's fine, because I've got a magical slideshow."
Lily's eyes widened when she saw the magical projector floating in-front of a wall. "Oh no."
On the wall a crudely drawn picture of a man's, erm, part appeared. "This, my dear Lily-flower, is called a pe-" Sirius started.
"JAMES! GET A MUZZLE AND PUT IT ON YOUR DOG!"
Sorry for the late update, but school's started again and I didn't have I written yet. I still need to write J… R&R!
Hope you liked it!
Love,
Silvs
