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Moments with the Marauders

Quidditch- Quidditch is a sport developed by J. K. Rowling for the Harry Potter book series.

"AND AVERY HAS THE QUAFFLE! BUT- OH NO! HE GET'S HIT WITH A BLUDGER TO THE HEAD!" Sirius shouted, watching the Quidditch game avidly.

Remus frowned. "No he didn't… He scored a goal."

"Oh, right, THAT LAST BIT WAS ONLY IN MY DREAMS, FOLKS!"

"MR BLACK WOULD YOU COMMENTATE PROPERLY!" McGonagall yelled.

"SURE THING, MINNIE DARLING! AAAAAAND RAMSEY HAS JUST HIT A BLUDGER AT JAMES POTTER WHICH IS QUICKLY AVOIDED! NICE WORK JAMIE BOY! OOOH, MOONY, WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THE RACK ON RAMSEY?"

"She's a Slytherin, Padfoot."

"WHAT? AAAAHH! RAMSEY! DON'T YOU WINK AT ME YOU- YOU- YOU SCARLET WOMAN! STOP TRYING TO… SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR FEMININE WILES! I SWEAR MOONY, IT'S THE DEVIL REINCARNATED!"

"I severely doubt that the devil would be a beater in a Quidditch game." Remus sighed.

"COMMENTATE MR BLACK!"

"RIGHT, RIGHT, AAAAAND FALKES FROM GRYFFINDORRRRRR HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH!"

"No he hasn't… He just got hit by a bludger…"

"STOP BLOODY BURSTING MY BUBBLE MOONY!"

Question- A sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information.

"Hey Lily." Poke. "Hey Lily." Poke. "Hey Lily." Poke. "Hey Lily." Poke.

"What?" Lily shouted, fed up with Sirius' poking.

"Can I ask you a question?" Sirius enquired innocently.

Lily sighed, rubbing her temple. "Fine."

"Where's Uranus?"

Lily rolled her eyes and walked away.

Q

"Oi Remy." Poke. "Oi Remy." Poke. "Oi Rem-"

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Remus roared.

Sirius grinned. "Can I ask you a question?"

"No."

"Where's Uranus?"

Remus stared at him blankly. "You're kidding, right?"

Q

"Petey Petey Petey boy!" Sirius poked Peter with every word.

"Yes Padfoot?"

"Where's Uranus?"

"Erm… It's in space…"

"Not the answer I was looking for…"

Q

"Prongsie wongsie pudding and pie, kissed a boy and made 'im die, and when the boys come out to play, Prongsie wongsie ran away!" Sirius sang, poking James for good measure.

"What exactly are you insinuating there?"

"That you're gay. I'm gonna ask you a question, and I need an honest answer." Sirius said solemnly.

James nodded with a grin. "Okay."

"Where is Uranus?"

"Do you really need to know?"

"Yes."

And then James turned around and pulled his pants down.

Q

"Mr Black, may I ask why exactly your diagram of Uranus, the planet, includes a crudely drawn picture of a bum?"

"The planet?"

"Yes, Mr Black. This is, after all, Astronomy."

"Ah, shit."

I'm posting this up for my poor sister who has caught my cold We are currently watching Doctor Who, and I was just writing this for her. I got the Uranus idea from Science today. My teacher was talking about the planets, and she was listing them, and I decided to be really immature and start laughing when she got to Uranus. All day, I've kept on poking my friends and then saying to them, "I can see Uranus." Before giggling like a maniac XD

Hope you liked the chapter! R&R!

Love,

Silvs