"That was a great day" Amy smiled as her and Ted rode up in the elevator. "When do I get my awesome present?"

"Not til your birthday wifey poo" Ted grinned. Amy let out her now trademark irritated groan. "You are such a damn baby! Your birthday is on Monday you know!"

Amy just rolled her eyes as they got out of the elevator. "Well unlike YOU I am going to be a good BFF and give you your present now." Amy reached into the small bag and pulled out Ted's gift, which the jewelry store had wrapped up rather nicely, much better than Amy could do. Amy hated wrapping presents actually. They always looked terrible when she was done with them.

Ted ripped thru the paper like a kid on crack and smiled at his present: a silver charm dollar sign with diamonds.

"Read the back of it, Junior" Amy said excitedly.

Ted carefully removed it from the box and read the engraving. "BFFs for life! Love Always, Wifey."

"Do you like it Junior?" Amy asked.

Ted didn't say anything as he pulled his best friend into his arms for a hug. "Of course I do. In fact I love it. Thank you, wifey. You're the bestest friend a guy could ever ask for."

"I love you space station ass."

"I love you too invisible butt."

"You call me that one more time Junior and my invisible butt is going to unleash a smelly gift on you!"

Ted ran away screaming in fake terror back towards their hotel room. Amy just laughed and shook her head. She knew the threat of a fart would always work. Her farts reeked of death and decay. She had been informed on more than one occasion that it smelled like her insides were rotten.

Ted ran thru the hotel room door, panting away.

"There's only one reason you'd be running" Dave laughed. "Amy threaten you with her gas of death again?"

"She did indeed" he said still out of breath. "And I know she's got one brewing. She had Mexican food today!"

"Oh great" Randy groaned. "My girlfriend's ass is going to smell like a nuclear waste plant. I can't wait. Thanks Ted."

Ted just grinned like an idiot and started whistling. Amy came walking in a few moments later.

"Hey guys! I'm back! And better than ever!" Amy proclaimed.

"Ok Eric Bischoff" Dave laughed. "Did you have a good time today?"

"Indeed I did" she grinned. "Junior show 'em what I got you!"

Ted went over and showed off his new necklace with the biggest smile on his face. Randy couldn't help but be jealous. Why didn't she get me anything Randy thought to himself. I'm her boyfriend. Randy wanted to tell Amy how he felt, but when it came to the matters of Ted she was extremely defensive. If I say anything about it she'll just go off on me Randy thought to himself. I better just keep it to myself.

"That's really nice" Dave told her. Ted flipped it over and showed him the engraving. "Awwww. 'BFFs for life! Love Always, Wifey.' That's really sweet, bestie."

Randy could feel his blood start to boil. He hated the fact that Ted referred to his girlfriend as wifey. She'll never be his wifey he thought. But someday she'll be mine! She'll be my misses that's for sure.

"Yeah that's really nice babe" Randy smiled. It was quite possibly the fakest smile he'd ever had on his face. "You're such a good best friend." Randy couldn't lie about that: Amy was an incredible best friend to both Dave and Junior.

"Thanks guys" Amy smiled. "Now if you excuse me, I have some recoding to do on my Myspace and my home site."

"English bestie" Dave sighed. "What the hell does that mean?"

"Ok simpleton" Amy laughed. "It means I want to make my sites pretty, just like my face!"

"Oh gag" Dave said as he rolled his eyes. "I see Captain Conceited is with us today!"

Amy stuck her tongue out and walked into the bedroom. Randy soon followed.

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Amy's POV

Even though I am the current Diva's champ, I still seem to have a lot of free time. I am not sure how that is, seeing as how champions not only have to wrestle at tapings but house shows as well. But hey who am I to protest? That would be very rude of me!

I walked over to my bag and got out my laptop, which by the way cost me a shitload of money. I need a fast processor! Oh god. I sound like such a nerd. But what would you expect from a Computer Science graduate?

With a sigh, I flopped down onto the bed. These sheets smell like my hot boyfriend Randy. I still don't get how a tough, tattooed metalhead like me got such a pretty boy like him. Granted, he is covered in tattoos himself but I never thought I was his type of chick. I am a pretty good looking chick, but I am no Stacy Keibler!

"How's my hot nerd doing?" Randy said as he walked in.

"I'm just fine babe. Did you come to sit with me and watch me code?"

"I sure did" he smiled as he sat down next to me and kissed my cheek. "You're so smart…and hot."

Randy started kissing my neck and I started getting goosebumps immediately. Must…code…must…focus. Oh lord.

"Babe. You're distracting me with your kisses. Please let me code. I promise you'll get some action when I'm done."

Randy bit his lip and nodded. "Ok I promise I'll behave, babe. But can I get just ONE kiss before you engulf yourself in your nerd work?"

"Of course you can."

Randy leaned over and kissed me passionately. Oh lord this man knows how to kiss. I can tell he's getting hot and bothered, but I can't stop kissing him. Oh great and he just ripped off his shirt, revealing his incredible body. Must…resist…must….resist!

"Settle down, Mr. Orton. I will be done shortly with my nerd work."

Randy tried the puppy dog look, but it won't work this time. I haven't updated in weeks because I was so upset about Junior. But now that I'm happy again there's no excuse.

"Oh alright" he sighed. "I guess I can wait."

Randy snuggled up next to me and rested his head on my shoulder. "I love you, babe."

"I love you too."

I nearly jumped out of my skin a few seconds later when a message on AIM popped up. It was from my favorite Canadian Y2Jackass!

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Blondie!

RavishingGrimness: Y2Jackass! What's up my homie?

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Oh just shopping online. How about you?

RavishingGrimness: What are you shopping online for? A new personality? LMAO

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Yeah I'm going to buy you one for your birthday!

RavishingGrimness: Screw you.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Blondie! I'm married! Keep your paws to yourself, tiger!

RavishingGrimness: Oh please. Why would I want you when I have Randy? Have you not seen him?

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Geez blondie. You act like he's a god among men or something!

RavishingGrimness: That's b/c he is, you idiot! LDO!

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Wtf is LDO?

RavishingGrimness: Like duh obviously.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: OMG that is lame! You sound like a valley girl! LIKE OH MY GAAAWD!

RavishingGrimness: I'm going to shove my 10 ½ boot where the sun don't shine next time I see you.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: 10 ½? Holy shit blondie! I'm going to start calling you BIG FOOT! LOL!!!!

RavishingGrimness: STHU, Y2Jackass.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: I bet you don't have to wear skis when you go skiing huh?

RavishingGrimness: Shut up.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: You could just use your MASSIVE FEET! ROFLMFAO

RavishingGrimness: I'm going to send you a virus if you keep it up.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: You wouldn't!

RavishingGrimness: Oh I wouldn't huh?

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Ok ok. I'm sorry.

RavishingGrimness: That's what I thought.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: So what ARE you doing anyway? Obviously not Randy! HAHA

RavishingGrimness: Not yet ;)

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Ewwww blondie. GAG!

RavishingGrimness: Not that yet either!

AyatollahofRockNRolla: OMG I HATE YOU.

RavishingGrimness: You walked right into both of those! Anyway I am recoding my Myspace and my website.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: And where is 'the god among men'?

RavishingGrimness: Right next to me of course.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Hi Randy!

RavishingGrimness: He said hi Chris. So what else are you up to?

AyatollahofRockNRolla: I'm tweeting, blondie!

RavishingGrimness: OMG Twitter is so lame!!!

AyatollahofRockNRolla: No it's not. I don't need to make a profile or upload pictures unlike Myspace and Facebook!

RavishingGrimness: So what? I love those sites! Twitter is just like a message board. I mean I really do not need to know if someone is "sitting on the patio."

AyatollahofRockNRolla: The Jerichoholics want to know my every move and thought! It's b/c I am just so amazing!

RavishingGrimness: You are one of the most self centered people I've ever known…I love ya, Y2Jackass.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: I love you too blondie. I gotta go though. I have to do my hair for a photoshoot with Paul and I only have TWO HOURS.

RavishingGrimness: OMG ONLY TWO HOURS. IT'S A TRAVESTY!

AyatollahofRockNRolla: You're mean.

RavishingGrimness: Duh.

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Ok blondie. I'll ttyl. Text me!

RavishingGrimness: I will! Bye Y2Jackass!

AyatollahofRockNRolla: Bye!

AyatollahofRockNRolla has signed off.

For the next hour, I just coded and coded away. I was pretty quiet for the most part, but there were a few times when I would utter a few obsentities because I did something wrong. When I was finally done, I closed all my programs and turned off my computer. I looked over at Randy and he raised his eyebrows at me.

"Why don't you put that laptop of yours away and we'll have some fun, babe?" Randy asked as he started kissing my neck.

I practically jumped out of the bed and put my laptop away as fast as humanely possible. I don't even remember the last time I hooked up with my boyfriend, but I was damn sure going to make up for it now!

"Woman! Come here! Remove your garments!" Randy demanded. I started busting up laughing.

"Did you really just sing Manowar? I love you" I said as I climbed back into bed.

"I love you too" he whispered in my ear. "And I missed you."

This day just can't get any better!