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Moments with the Marauders

SiliconeAny of a class of synthetic materials that are polymers with a chemical structure based on chains of alternate silicon and oxygen atoms, with organic groups attached to the silicon atoms.

Warning- Lily's OOC in this one.

"Wow, Evans, do you see the rack on that bird?" Sirius Black gasped, grinning.
Lily Evans slid her sunglasses down her nose, and glanced at the woman who'd caught Sirius' attention. Her breasts were rather enormous, and Lily suspected that they were not entirely real. So she said one word. "Silicone."
"What?" Sirius gave her a confused glance.
"Those breasts are obviously not real. They're probably made from silicone. Fake, just like the rest of her." Lily sniffed, surveying the woman from where they were sitting. The woman had long (dyed) blonde hair, along with heavily mascaraed blue eyes and was clad in a highly revealing tank-top with GUESS on it that showed most of her rather impressive cleavage off. Lily severely doubted that the woman would be able to blink without her eyelashes sticking together. The woman's teeth were bared in a garish smile that was painted with pink lipstick, and she seemed to be attempting to wink at every man that walked by that looked to be under 30. To put it bluntly, Lily was absolutely disgusted. She felt like going over to the woman and asking her if she had no dignity. But then she had another idea. She stood up, and walked over to the woman.

"Excuse me?" Lily smiled at the woman.

"Yes?"

"Well, I was wondering if I could have my guess now."

The woman's brow crinkled. "I'm not following."

"Your top says GUESS on it." Lily pointed out.

"Oh. You're right. Um, sure, you can have one guess." The woman said, obviously not knowing what to say to this bold stranger.

"Silicone."

"What?"

"You got a boob job, correct?"

The woman's eyes widened. "Excuse me? These are real!"

"Really?" Lily's tone was coloured with disbelief. "Are you certain?"

"Yes I am certain!" The blonde snarled.

"Okay, whatever." Lily sat back down in her seat and told Sirius, "Apparently they're real."

In the next few hours, a lot of people followed Lily's example, leaving the poor woman flustered and embarrassed.

Straight- Term used to qualify one's sexual preference.

Dialogue only

"Hello. How was your visit to your parents' house?"

"My Dad thinks I'm gay."

"You're not?"

"Of course I'm not!"

"Okay, whatever."

"You sure?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, fine, I was just checking!"

Use your imagination with this one XD Personally, I think that it sort of fits Tonks and Lupin, if they were just friends. R&R!

Love,

Silvs