2 Days Later, Backlash PPV
Dave's POV
"Ready for your big match tonight bestie?" my best friend asked me.
I looked over at my best friend and gave her a big smile. "Absolutely! Sorry but I'm going to have to beat the crap out of your boyfriend" I chuckled.
She looked at me, shook her head, and rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Just don't damage his pretty face too much okay?"
I chuckled and rolled my eyes right back at her. "Whatever Captain Conceited. Actually I think Captain Shallow would be a better name for you!"
"If I truly was shallow" she said as she stretched. "I wouldn't be friends with your weird vein having ass. I'm sorry bestie. I love you and all, but that vein on your arm really freaks me out! It's like a squiggly worm!! EW EW EW!!"
"Oh and like you're perfect" I laughed. "You have no ass whatsoever! It's like someone waved a magic wand and your ass disappeared. POOF!"
She stopped stretching and gave me her evil glare. That glare scares the crap out of me despite the fact that it comes from someone who is one third of my size. I'm pretty sure that glare would even scare Mark. Note to self: learn to shut up about my best friend's lack of posterior before she beats me to death. She kept glaring at me and I pointed my head down to the floor.
"That's what I thought" she laughed. "Know your role!"
"And shut my hole?" I chuckled as I looked back up at her.
"Exactly" she smiled. "Bestie thank you for putting this surgery off for me. I don't think you realize how much it means to me."
"I know you'd do the same for me" I smiled. "And I know how much birthdays mean to you. I'd do anything to make you happy. You know that right?"
"Of course I do" she said as she sat on the floor across from me. "And I'd do anything to make you happy. I love you, bestie."
My best friend and I smiled as we did our stretches together. I sure am going to miss this. A few seconds later Randy, Cody, and Ted all walked in smiling away.
"Hey you two" Randy smiled. "Enjoy your quality time together?"
"Every second" Amy smiled. "Except when bestie said I have no ass and that it was like someone waved a magic wand in front of it and made it disappear." Ted started laughing hysterically, almost on the brink of tears. He stood there laughing; not even noticing Amy was shooting him her glare of death. When Cody nudged him he finally stopped and looked at Amy. He gave her his pathetic puppy dog look and she rolled her eyes.
"Damn that look" she said as she gritted her teeth. "I hate you."
There was a knock on the door and a stagehand peeked in. "Amy your match is up next."
"Thanks bro" Amy smiled. "Welp that's me. See you guys when I get back." Amy smiled. "I love you guys" she said as she pulled all of us in for a hug.
With a bounce in her step, my best friend was out the door. The guys and I sat down on the couch and turned on the monitor.
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-Amys POV-
When I walked up to the guerilla position, the frenchie was there already stretching. She gave me a friendly smile when she saw me. "Ah! Bonjour Amy. Comment vas-tu?"
"Bonjour frenchie! Très bon. Et comment êtes-vous?" I asked her.
She gave me a big smile. "Très bon! You speak French so well!"
"My sister took French for 5 years and taught me a little" I shrugged. "She taught me how to say 'I am a pineapple' though!" I laughed.
"You are a pineapple? That is very funny" she laughed. "So how is it going with Randy? Very well from what I have seen" she said as she nudged me.
I gave her a gigantic smile and nodded my head. "Very well indeed! I think we went thru so much the first couple of months that it made our relationship that much stronger. Life is good for me right now frenchie. I've got the best job, a great boyfriend, and two of the greatest best friends on the planet."
"You are very lucky" she smiled. Just then her music hit. "Well that's me. Adieu Amy!"
I watched from behind the curtain as my French Canadian buddy walked out to the ring, immediately getting into her character. A lot of people think she is actually like her character, but she's not. She's one of the sweetest girls in the world. I snickered as Maryse held her hands up in her usual conceited manner and didn't even notice someone was behind me.
"BLONDIE!!" Y2Jackass screamed.
"YOU ASSCLOWN!!!" I screeched as I smacked him on his chest, leaving a bright red mark. "You scared the crap out of me!!"
"Well LDO Blondie" he laughed. "That was the idea."
"You are a rotten friend" I said as I folded my arms across my chest. "I'm changing your name to Y2Jerk!"
"Oh blondie" he chuckled. "You can't stay mad at me. Not when I have such an innocent smile!" He flashed me his pearly whites and I melted. Damn him and that smile. It works everytime and he knows it. Jerk.
"I hate you" I glared. His face fell and he looked truly crushed. "Oh Chris. I didn't mean it! You know I love you, even if you do take longer to get ready than most women!"
"I don't get how Randy puts up with you" he smiled sarcastically. "You must be great in bed or something!"
I was just about to say something when my music hit. "Gotta run Y2Jackass! You're coming out with all of us for my early birthday celebration right?"
"Well DUH Blondie" he laughed. "God you are so dumb sometimes! Typical blonde!"
I smacked Y2Jackass on his chest and hurried out the curtain. I would have to remind him later that he was a blonde too and was therefore also dumb. Stupid ass Canadian. Gotta love him though!
