--Chp10--

Amy's POV

After searching for a few minutes, I finally found Y2Jackass's lockerroom. I hope that bastard is wearing a cup! Without even knocking, I barged in.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't beat you to death" I hissed at him.

"Ummm" he smiled nervously. "Because you adore me and we're pals?"

"A pal wouldn't leave me alone with a guy who is in love with me you jerksicle" I sighed as I flopped onto his couch.

He gave me a huge grin and when he saw that wasn't working, he used his puppy dog look. Oh damn him!! Sometimes I want to punch him in the face for using that look on me. He is damn near impossible to stay mad at.

"So what did mister high flyer say?" he chuckled. "That he loves you unconditionally and you should be with him instead of Orton?"

"No Y2Jackass" I grunted. "He told me he was sorry about bestie and that he got drafted to RAW. He also said ECW is going to film with Smackdown again."

I was surprised when Jackass didn't say anything. He usually has something to say because he has such a big god damn mouth. But he's sitting here…silent. Ok I'm officially worried that mister chatter box isn't saying anything.

Then without warning, he bursts into laughter!

"What the hell is wrong with you Jackass??"

"Dude blondie" he laughed hysterically. "You are totally screwed. That guy is going to follow you around like a lovesick puppy!!"

"Shut up Jackass."

"Blondie I am going to DIE laughing" he said as he continued to laugh. "This shit is going to be hilarious!!"

"You really are rotten" I hissed. "You're going to enjoy watching me suffer??"

"No" he laughed. "I'm going to enjoy watching him drool over you! It's kinda sad that he STILL won't give up on you Blondie!"

"It's not sad…it's pathetic" I sighed. "And I feel bad. I've tried avoiding him and that's not working."

"Well you should just be yourself then" he laughed. "A bitch!"

I glared at him and he immediately ceased with his infernal laughing. I may be small, but for some reason, a lot of the guys are terrified of me. Maybe Randy told them that I have a mean right hook? That must be it. For the record, I do pack a punch. I put all one hundred and five of my pounds behind it.

"Ohhh guess what I heard today, Blondiekins?" Chris asked in a singsong voice.

"What Y2Jackass?"

"The Hardys are moving back to RAW" he smiled. "Maybe Jeff will fall in love with you too, which will add more hysterics to my day!"

You have got to be shitting me I thought to myself. Jeff freaking Hardy on RAW with me??

I sat there with my mouth gaped open for the next few seconds.

"There's uh" Chris smiled nervously. "Something else Blondie."

"Jackass" I said as I gritted my teeth. "What did you do this time??"

"Well ummm" he stammered. "I may have told Jeff that you have the hots for him."

"Again please explain why I shouldn't kill you."

"Because we're pals" he pleaded. "Please Blondie! Think of my wife and kids!"

I looked at Jackass and rolled my eyes. Damn him for pulling out the family card on me. I hate when he uses that one. It is totally unfair.

"Well if you'll excuse me" I sighed. "I'm going to go die somewhere."

"Don't die Blondie" he said as he draped his arm around my shoulder. "I need my pal! Who else is going to call me Y2Jackass?"

"You're right" I smiled. "Someone needs to keep your dumb ass in line. Love ya Jackass!"

"Love you too Blondie" he smiled. "Good luck with Matt!"

"Shut up."

I left Jackass's lockerroom and decided to head back to bestie's. I was just about there when I saw him

Jeff freaking Hardy.

I tried not to stare. I really did. But man I couldn't help it. He's so different…so unique…so freaking hot! His hair is always different colors as are his arm things. His green eyes are incredible. I freaking DIE everytime I look at him. I was standing there staring like an idiot when I felt a hand on my back.

"Settle down wifey" Junior chuckled. "You have a man."

"I know" I told him. "I am just….appreciating other things! Yeah that's it."

"Good one wifey" Junior laughed. "I'll have to remember that one."

"Yeah I'm sure you will" I smiled. "Bestie still in his lockerroom?"

"He is" he told me. "But you should go see your guy. He misses you and won't stop complaining."

I groaned at my other best friend and made my way towards my boyfriend's lockerroom. I know he misses me, but I want to spend as much time as possible with my best friend. But I guess I understand why he misses me. After all, I am so very ravishing!

I entered my man's lockerroom. When he looked up and saw it was me, he smiled so big. Ugh. I want to melt. Like immediately.

"Well I'll uh" Cody said nervously. "I'll leave you two lovers alone."

Cody made his way out of the lockerrom. As soon as he was gone, Randy walked over and passionately kissed me.

"Man I should ditch you more often" I laughed. "What was that for?"

"I've missed you today" he said as he gave me the ultimate pout. "And you looked really hot during your match! Damn I am lucky."

"Yes you are" I smiled. "I'm a total babe."

"And you're totally not self centered or anything" he laughed. "I just wanted to smooch ya and tell you how much I love you. Now go spend some time with your best friend."

"Thanks" I grinned. "I love you."

I quickly made my way out of Randy's lockerroom and practically ran to bestie's. I knocked and patiently waited for him to answer, just in case he was spending some time with Barbara. He opened the door a few seconds later and smiled at me.

"Hey bestie" he said as he let me in his lockerroom. "Ready to watch me win the title?"

"Duuuuh" I said with an eye roll. "And don't worry. I'll be waiting with your inhaler and a bottle of water at the guerilla position as usual. Geez what would you do without me?"

"I just don't know" he sighed dramatically. "I guess someone else would take care of me."

"Ohh bestie guess who I saw?" I sighed dreamily.

"If you say you saw your boyfriend naked, I swear I will Batista Bomb your skinny ass onto this couch" he said with a shudder.

"Not yet" I smirked. "No I saw Jeff Hardy."

"Did you drool on yourself?" he laughed as he pulled his boot up.

"Hell yeah" I grinned. "Until Junior interrupted me and reminded me I'm spoken for. I know I am. I was just observing nature!"

Bestie started cracking up. He was laughing so hard that I thought he was going to start coughing!

"Jeff Hardy is not nature, bestie" he laughed.

"Yes he is. He is a rare breed of maxiumus hottius enigmasus" I chuckled.

"Did you seriously just say that?" he smiled. "Man. You're weird."

There was a knock on the door a few seconds later and a stagehand poked his head in.

"Dave, you've got about 10 minutes til your match" he informed us.

After he closed the door, my best friend and I looked at each other and frowned. We knew all day this moment was coming, but I don't think either one of us were really prepared for it. No matter how much time we spent with each other, it was never enough. I could feel the tears in my eyes and I could see tears in his eyes too. Both of us instinctively pulled each other into a hug.

"You're my best friend" he sniffled. "I love you."

"I love you too" I said as my voice cracked. "We better head to the curtain."

But my best friend and I were frozen, despite the fact the door was opened a few seconds later.

"Hey come on guys. We gotta…." Junior stopped in mid sentence.

"Man that is making me sad" my boyfriend said.

"Me too" Cody agreed.

Bestie and I didn't budge. By now, both of us were crying our eyes out. This was his last match for who knows how long. We both knew it and we were both dreading it.

"Come on you guys" Randy sighed. "It'll be okay. We gotta go or we'll miss our cue."

With our arms wrapped around each other, bestie and I headed out of the lockerroom with our heads hung long. So low, in fact, we didn't notice that the entire rosters were lined up and down the hall. I could hear everyone awwwing at the sight of the current state of mind of me and my best friend.

"Oh my god. That is so sad" I heard Melina say. "I'm totally going to cry."

"Me too" Barbie said. "They look like they've both been shot in the chest."

"Poor dears" Kate sighed. "They look so defeated."

We got to the curtain about a minute before bestie's music hit. When he did, he gave me his half smile/half frown.

"Well here we go" he sighed. "I love you, bestie."

"I love you too" I said as my voice cracked. "Now get out there and win."

He bumped fists with me and headed out the curtain.

"It'll be okay babe" Randy smiled. "It'll be a great match I promise."

He offered me a small kiss and I gladly took it. Hey. I gotta get comfort somehow right. Legacy's music hit and out we went. I just hope I can get into character during this match, despite the fact my heart was breaking into about 50 million pieces. It's going to be tough to watch my best friend's last match. I just hope I can get through it.