AwkwardBlueKitty: I just love Steve and Clint, not together though! Lol

Disclaimer: I do not own Avengers.

HFFs?

"Don't ever fuck me over, Steve. Do you hear me? Don't ever fuck me over!"

Blinking at his teammate in utter shock and disbelief, Steve mumbles out "Wh-what Clint? I…wouldn't, I mean…what?!"

"I told you don't fuck me over, man!"

"I wouldn't do that, Clint…I don't, um, are you okay Clint?" Steve is freaking out. He doesn't know whether or not to get someone over here to help him exam Clint or something. He's about to call Tony when Clint's laughter fills the room. Steve openly looks at the other man like he just grew another head.

"Ahahha! Oh my fucking lord! You should have seen your face, Steve!" Clint is pretty much in tears and his face is red from laughing at the poor blond next to him. "I'm just fucking with you, man. You're shock face is so fucking adorable!" He moves to pinch Steve's cheeks but the other man gently pushes his wandering hands away.

The taller of the two sighs and frowns at the other man. Steve doesn't see what's so funny. "Clint…" Captain America doesn't whine but Steve Rogers does.

"Oh, come on Cap! I just wanted to see how you would react."

"Well, that's nice although next time can you try to aim for something that doesn't involve giving me a heart attack?"

"Please stop looking at me like that, Steve. You look like I just burned a basket full of kittens in front of you and I'm trying to sell their corpses to you" Clint sees Steve trying to hold back his barf and takes pity on him. "I'm just joking, buddy. Think of rainbows, butterflies, cotton candy, unicorns that shit rainbows, and other cutesy things that float your boat."

Raising an eyebrow at that, Steve decides to change the topic to a safer one. "By the way, I got us BFF bracelets. I showed them to Tony last night and he thought…it was silly but I figured I would leave it up to you to decide that." His hands fishes out two bracelets and holds one out for Clint.

"Aw, that's so cool, man! Gimme, gimme!" Clint takes the offering dark purple and sliver bracelet. He looks at it like it's the coolest thing he's ever seen. He fucking loves it. "Awesome, what does yours look like?"

"Oh, mine is dark purple and blue" Steve then shows Clint his own BFF bracelet. "So you like yours? You don't think it's silly? I realize that two grown men wearing a bracelet might not…"

"Hell no! Besides knowing Tony and how he is, he probably said it out of jealously. I think it's fucking awesome. Don't worry about what he said. I say fuck him!" Steve blushes at Clint's words. "And I don't mean literally, let the bastard suffer."

"I think, um, I going to go make a sandwich now" Steve looks embarrass and starts walking over to the refrigerator.

Clint stares at his BFF and wonders what's up with Steve's bashfulness. He doesn't get why Steve all of a sudden got all shy and embarrass on him. He was just talking about…wait a minute… "OH! Really, Steve, like really?"

"What? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about" Steve buries himself in the refrigerator. He needs some turkey, lettuces, tomatoes, pickles, cheese, and spinach.

"Wow…well, I'm glad I didn't bet any money on that because I would have lost every cent of it" Clint is shock, he really is. He would have bet hundreds of dollars on Steve and he would have lost.

"Clint, do you want a sandwich?"

"Hm, is that a nice way of telling me to shut up about this?" Oh, how he really doesn't want to let go of this conversation aka juicy gossip. It's just too good to leave it alone.

"Mustard or mayonnaise or you want both?" Steve gives Clint a look.

Shrugging his shoulders in defeat, Clint replies "Both!" As he walks over to help Steve out, he wonders if he should start making bets with the other Avengers about who really 'tops' between Tony and Steve. However the thought of making money off his BFF doesn't seem right so… "I hope you realize what an awesome BFF I am, Steve."

"Huh?"