--Chp15--
The Legacy (and Batista) walked into the bar and were greeted by smiles and hellos from their coworkers. Cody sat down followed by Ted Junior then Randy then Amy and of course Dave was last. All of the WE superstars and Divas crowded around their booth.
"Happy birthday Amy" they all shouted in unison.
"Thank you" she smiled politely.
"Here you go Amy" Beth smiled as she handed her a card. "Happy birthday from all of us Divas."
Amy opened the card and laughed at what they had written inside:
What did you get the girl who has the hottest boyfriend on the planet? Something to make him even happier! Happy birthday, girl! We love you.
Amy then pulled out two giftcards: one for $100 to Sephora and then other for $150 for Victoria's Secret. She looked over at Randy and he was grinning at big as a Jack-o-lantern. She then leaned over and whispered seductively in his ear.
"Perhaps you can help me pick something out" she purred.
"Oh I will indeed" he said loudly. Everyone around the table laughed. A waitress walked over and handed the crew their drinks. Amy smiled at her politely then looked at Chris, who gave her a nod.
"Yes that was me who got you drinks and you're welcome" he smiled. "And here you go, Blondie. Happy birthday." He handed her a card and she opened it up. She once again laughed when she read the card.
To my favorite fellow blonde and sexy beast,
You are one of the most obnoxious, rude, and downright bitchy people I have ever met.
And I love you more than I can put into words. Your friendship means the world to me and I'm so glad we're pals. Happy birthday, Blondie!
Your pal,
Y2Jackass
Amy then pulled out a $100 giftcard to I-Tunes…and a $50 giftcard to Jack in the Box.
"I know the way to your heart is thru your stomach" Chris laughed. "Happy birthday, Blondie."
"Thanks Y2Jackass" she smiled as she bumped fists with him. "Love ya." Chris smiled happily at her. He knew his gifts would go over well.
It was Cody's turn next and he handed her a card. Amy smiled happily when she read it.
What's up, killer?
I know we didn't exactly start off on the right foot. In fact, I remember you kicking my ass backstage. Looking back now, I know I had it coming.
But I'm glad we got over our 'issue' and that we're now pretty good friends. I still think you're crazy, though.
Your friend,
Cody
Amy then pulled out a $200 giftcard to Gamestop. She was so excited she jumped over Ted Junior and Randy to hug Cody. Everyone started cracking up.
"Geez Blondie. Settle down" Chris laughed. "It's just Gamestop."
"Gamestop is the holy land" she smiled. "Right Cody?"
"You got that right" he smiled back. "From one gamer to another."
Junior decided it was his turn next so he handed Amy a card and a small box. On the outside, Randy smiled. But on the inside, he was fuming so bad he was about to erupt. What the hell does this guy think he's doing giving my woman jewelry he thought to himself. That's MY job not his!! Randy just sat there quietly though and didn't say a word while Amy read her card:
Wifey,
You are, by far, one of my best friends on the planet. I never thought when I first saw you that'd we'd be friends. Actually, the first time I saw you I was sure you were going to end up kicking my ass! You were one intimidating lookin chick!!
But I'm glad we've become pretty much inseparable. You're one of the most awesome chicks I've ever known and I'm proud to say that you're my best friend. Oh and that you'd have my back in a bar fight. That's pretty cool.
I love ya always and forever, wifey.
Love,
Junior
"Oh Junior" Amy sighed. She then opened her present and was happy to say the least. Junior had bought her a necklace: a silver charm in the shape of boxing gloves, with diamonds of course. She flipped it over and read his engraving he had gotten put on the back.
"BFFs for life! Love Always, Junior" she read. "I love it Junior" she smiled as she put it on. "Thank you."
Randy and Dave exchanged looks and Dave gave him a nod.
"Go ahead Dave" Randy smiled.
"Thanks" he smiled back. "Here you go bestie" he said as he pulled out two large boxes from under the table. He then put one of them in front of himself and handed her a card. She read the card first:
Dear Bestie,
From the moment I met you, I knew we'd be friends. But I didn't realize you'd become my most bestest friend on the entire planet.
You keep my feet on the ground and make me LOL with your humor. I seriously do not know how I went thru my life SO long without knowing you! You're the fire to my stove, the laundry soap to my laundry, and well. You're my everything.
I love you more than I can say. Happy birthday to my best friend.
Love Always,
Bestie
"You got yourself a present on my birthday?" she laughed. "You dork."
"It goes with your present" he smiled. "Trust me."
The two best friends opened their presents at the same time and Amy couldn't have been happier. Dave had gotten each of them tag team replica belts with their names on them. Amy reached over and hugged Dave.
"I love it" she told him. "And you my tag team partner."
"I love you too bestie" he smiled. "I have one more present though."
He pulled out another box and handed it to her. When Amy opened it up, she wanted to cry. Dave had framed the picture of both of them together with their championship belts. The frame read 'Best Friends' and it was of course black.
"How did you do this with me around?" she asked.
"A certain Canadian pretended he was out of hair products" he smiled at Chris.
"Blondie do you really think I'd run out of hair products?" he laughed. "You really are a blonde!"
Amy just shook her head and smiled. She should've known Y2Jackass would never, in his life, run out of hair products. Hell, he'd probably sell his soul for some hair products.
Randy then handed Amy a small box and a card with a smile on his face. He hoped that Amy would like his gift. Amy opened the card first and smiled as she read it:
My baby,
I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you in catering. You are the most gorgeous woman I've ever been with in my life and I love you so much.
I've become a better man because of you. Thank you for turning me into the man I've always wanted to be. Oh and thanks for being a 'goddess' if you know what I mean. ;)
I love you now, always, and forever.
Love,
Randy
"Oh baby" Amy sniffled as she hugged Randy. "I love you."
"I love you too" he sighed. "Now open your present."
Amy opened her present and her (along with the other Divas) gasped at what was in the box: a ring. Amy's head started spinning a million miles a minute. Is he asking me to marry him she thought to herself. I am so not ready for this! Oh my gosh.
"It's a promise ring" he smiled as he took it out of the box. "See?"
The inside of the ring had 'I promise' engraved into it. It was of course a simple gold band. Randy knew that Amy wasn't a girly girl so he went with something simple. Amy was completely blown away and just stared at him as he put it on her finger with a smile on his face.
"I promise that I'll always be there for you" he started. "I promise I'll never wake you up on your day off and I promise to take care of you when you've had a bit too much to drink. I promise I will always, as you say, 'give up the goods' when you're feeling particularly frisky. And I promise, Amy, that I'll always love you."
Amy didn't say anything as she pulled Randy into a passionate kiss in front of everyone. The Divas all wolf whistled, while Ted Junior and Dave fake barfed. Amy of course, flipped them off as she continued to make out with Randy.
"You two are worse than teenagers" Dave groaned. "Get a room!"
"We have one" Amy smiled. "But we'll use it later. Let's party you guys."
"Not quite yet" Dave smiled as he got up. "Randy, Cody, Ted…it's time."
"Time for what?" Amy asked. "What the hell are you idiots doing?"
They all stood up and turned around. Amy could see they were doing something, but she couldn't tell what. When they turned back around, they all had aviator sunglasses on. Dave pointed at the DJ who gave him a nod.
"This one's for you bestie" Dave smiled as he pointed at her. Then they all started singing:
You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...
"Oh my god" Amy laughed.
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.
"It is not gone" Amy laughed. "Ask Randy!"
Now there's no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now you're starting to criticize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.
"That's total bullshit" Amy laughed. "I'm not critical!"
You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
"You just did earlier baby" Amy purred at Randy.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.
We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.
Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love),
I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...
Everyone at the tables clapped for the guys and started hollering too.
"That was amazing" Amy said as she stood up and hugged all of the guys. "I love you idiots!"
"We love you too" they all said in unison.
