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"Wow" she said as she began examining her presents. "This is...wow. Amazing. Thank you guy so much" she said she reached across the table and hugged both of the Hardys.
Randy was smiling until he saw the look on Jeff's face which told him one thing: he was melting. Oh great Randy thought to himself. Yet another high flyer is in love with my woman. Ugh.
"You're very welcome Amy" Matt smiled, snapping Randy back to reality. Jeff didn't say anything, though. He just smiled at her like a lovesick puppy, which was really starting to get on Randy's nerves. Ted Junior noticed and gave Randy a 'please don't start anything' look. Randy nodded and Ted Junior cleared his throat.
"Um wifey" Junior said. "I actually have one more surprise for you."
"Another one Junior?" Amy said as she sat back down. "What is it?"
"Just a minute. I'll be right back" Ted Junior said as he got up. He went over to the DJ and told him something. Amy tried to read his lips but she couldn't tell what they were saying. Junior reached in his pocket and pulled out his I-Pod and the DJ hooked it up to his sound system. Junior got out his cellphone and made a quick call, one of the quickest calls in his life. He turned back to the I-Pod and scrolled thru his endless list of songs. He then headed back over to the table and sat down. He looked over at Amy and gave her a huge smile.
"Wifey I wanted to do something extra special for you today" he smiled. "I know you've been waiting for this moment I'm about to give you since you first came to the WWE so here it goes."
Ted Junior pointed at the DJ and Amy heard an all too familiar beginning of a certain wrestler's theme…..
Glass shattering.
Amy wanted to die, right then and there. She looked over at the door and her idol, Stone Cold Steve Austin marched thru it. The look on her face was that of pure shock and surprise. She also looked like she was about to barf. Her face was the whitest it had ever been in her life.
Randy was pissed: Junior had officially outdone him. There was no possible way a promise ring could compare to meeting her idol. She was going to be talking about this for the next 6 months. Hell, she'd probably be talking about this for the rest of her life.
Steve stopped at the bar and grabbed a few beers. Then he headed over to the table where everyone was sitting.
"I heard that it's my biggest fan's birthday" Stone Cold grinned. "But Ted you didn't tell me how pretty she was!"
Amy was officially going to die. Stone Cold, her idol, her reason for becoming a pro wrestler, was complimenting her. She sat there in complete shock and silence until Junior nudged her.
"Junior" Amy said turning to him. "I don't know what to say! This is amazing. You're the most awesome guy ever" she said as she bear hugged him. Apparently she hugged him a little too tight because Junior couldn't breathe all too well. He never realized how strong she was!
"Can't…breathe….wifey….release…please………" he gasped. Amy quickly let go and smiled at him sheepishly. Junior then got up and offered Stone Cold his seat next to Amy. Now she was even more nervous: she was sitting next to her idol!
"Have a beer on me" Stone Cold smiled as he handed her a beer. "Cheers!"
The two clinked their glasses together and smiled at each other. Amy had so much she wanted to say, but she didn't even no where to begin.
"You're my favorite wrestler ever" she stammered. "And the reason I got into wrestling. Oh and probably my reason for loving beer so much. So thank you for all the inspiration."
"It's fans like you that kept me going, even when my body said no" he smiled. "So thank YOU."
Amy spent the rest of the night drinking beer and talking with her idol. It was hard to believe she was actually talking to him. She felt like she was in a dream. She just hoped she wouldn't wake up anytime soon if it was! Amy completely ignored everyone else at the table, which was to be expected. Except for the occasional leg grabs she made to Randy of course, who was getting more and more wasted.
"Steve would you mind taking a picture with me?" Amy smiled.
"Not at all" he said as he draped his arm around her shoulders. Dave pulled out his camera and snapped a picture of the two of them.
"That's a great picture" Dave said as he showed it to his best friend. She smiled so big that it looked like she had some plastic surgery that went terribly wrong. Dave couldn't help but laugh. He loved seeing his best friend so happy.
"Well this has been great" Steve sighed as he got up. "But I have to get going. It was a pleasure to finally meet you Amy" Steve smiled as he extended his hand. Instead of shaking his hand though Amy hugged him with all of her might. Steve was normally not a hugging type of person, but he decided to make an exception for her.
"Thank you for coming" she finally said after hugging him for about 30 seconds. "This meant the world to me."
Steve smiled at her and said his goodbyes to everyone. Chris Jericho stretched out his arms and yawned.
"Well I am tore up" he grinned at Amy. "I'm gonna head up to my room and go to sleep. Happy birthday Blondie!"
"We should go too" Matt Hardy smiled as he stood up. "Happy birthday Amy."
"Yeah it was nice seeing you again Amy" Jeff smiled nervously. "Happy birthday."
"Thank you" she smiled. "And thank you for the presents."
Amy sat back down next to Randy, who looked like a drunken sailor at this point. She had no room to talk though. She was just as drunk as he was. Of course, she knew how to hide it. Randy, however, had not learned to master the art yet. He looked over at her and smiled, with his eyes halfway open.
"You are beautiful" he slurred. "All two of you."
"There's only one" Amy smiled as she shook her head. "Come on. Let's get you back to the room."
"Oh baby" he purred as he draped his arm around her shoulders. "Am I gonna get some tonight?"
Amy started cracking up hysterically while her two best friends fake barfed, almost in unison. It certainly would be nice if she could score right now. Randy however looked like he was gonna puke any moment. Amy definitely didn't want him to puke on her. But she knew damn well she wouldn't be able to resist him once he took off that shirt of his. After all, he was perfection!
Amy used all the strength she had to practically carry her boyfriend to the elevator while Ted Junior and Cody grabbed all of Amy's presents. Luckily, Dave was behind Randy ready to catch him if Amy ran out of this superhuman strength. Ted Junior pushed the elevator button and smiled at Amy, shaking his head.
"Your man is GONE" he laughed. "I've never seen him so plowed before. You're a bad influence on Legacy."
"Oh please" Dave said as he rolled his eyes. "You guys were already bad before she came along!"
"You are not helping big guy" Cody chimed in. The elevator dinged and the group entered, still laughing because of Randy's current state. Ted reached over and pushed the button for their floor, while Amy adjusted her position to support Randy.
"I can do that Super Woman" Ted Junior smiled at her.
"I got it I got it" Amy told him, defiantly shaking her head and waving him off with her hand. "Besides, I'm Buff and I'm the stuff!"
"Do you make it a habit to steal other wrestlers lines?" Ted Junior questioned. Amy was about to answer when the elevator dinged on their floor. Instead of telling him what an assclown he was, she simply stuck her tongue out at him instead. He rolled his eyes and shook his head at her, but with a smile on his face. Her lack of maturity at times was always so refreshing to him.
Ted Junior rushed ahead of everyone else and opened the door. He held it open so both Amy and Dave could get Randy in the room without any problems. Dave helped Amy get Randy into their room and wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Good teamwork" Amy beamed at him. "Thanks bestie."
"No prob tag team partner" he said as he bumped knuckles with her. "Have fun and use protection!"
"Get out of my room before I hit you with Ravishing Grimness" she hissed. "Don't think I won't do it!"
Dave let out a light chuckle and left the room.
