Forever

"Dammit!" Shikaku heard his wife's loud declaration and dodged the object hurtling toward him. He retrieved it, noting it was a lid for a food container.

"Are you mad at me?" he asked warily, handing it back to his wife.

"No!" Yoshino answered, snatching the lid out of his hands. "I'm mad at this."

"What did that lid do to you?" he asked with a smile.

"We got these when we got married and it's… it's cracked," she answered, pointing to fractures along the edges.

"So?"

"So it's supposed to come with a lifetime warranty," Yoshino sighed, adding, "I feel old."