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Chp22

Korklan's POV

Last night I couldn't sleep so I decided I was going to snack on something from the vending machine. I had just opened my door when I looked down the hall and saw her: the girl of my dreams Amy. I waited for a few seconds and Jeff Hardy emerged from the same vending machine a few minutes later, looking like he was in a trance. I can't say I blame the guy. He was probably talking to her.

Ugh. Why does the one girl I've always dreamed about have to be so unattainable?

I woke up this morning more frustrated than ever and not just sexually. What the hell do I have to do to prove to Amy that Orton is a big ass player that's going to break her heart?

I tried to get rid of some of that frustration by getting some breakfast this morning. And who did I run into? Tiffany of course. I've never been very fond of her, especially since Amy doesn't like her. But this girl was all over me today. I hardly talked and she was giggling like a school girl! I just wanted her to get the hell away from me. But being the nice guy I am, I politely excused myself from the breakfast area and darted back upstairs. Now that I've had some breakfast, I suppose I'll hit the gym.

When I walked in I saw her. No not Tiffany. I saw Amy. I swear to christ this girl gets more gorgeous everyday. Today she has on some extremely small black workout shorts and a black wifebeater. I have no idea what shoes she's wearing. My vision isn't traveling that far.

Everytime I look at her, I visualize her and I naked together. Oh man I will never forget that moment for the rest of my life. I was thoroughly enjoying my reminiscing when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

"Ya might want to keep your tongue in your mouth" Jeff Hardy chuckled. As if out of nowhere, Amy started looking in my direction. But I'm pretty sure she was looking at Jeff. He started walking towards her and oh yeah. Amy is majorly checking him out.

What the hell does Jeff have that I don't?

Oh yeah. Colored hair, tattoos, piercings, and a Southern accent.

Amy casually walked up to Jeff and embraced him in a long hug. I can tell by looking in the mirrors that Jeff is melting in her arms.

Great. Not only do I have to convince Amy that Randy is a dirtbag, but I'll have to convince her that Jeff is one too. I've never had a problem with Jeff, but damn it. I want Amy to be mine and only mine.

I was standing there watching this scene when I felt a small hand on my arm. I didn't even have to look to know who it was.

Tiffany.

"You really want her don't you?" she asked me. What a stupid fucking question. Of course I do! I said nothing as I continued watching Jeff flirt with Amy.

"I could help you get her" she spoke again.

I looked at Tiffany like she had worms coming out of her ears. How the hell is the girl who Amy hates more than anyone going to help me get her?? I don't exactly think they are BFFs. And I'm pretty sure that Amy will not listen to Tiffany. Matter of fact, I'm pretty sure Amy would beat the shit out of Tiffany.

"How the hell are you going to do that?" I asked her with a harsh tone, a little harsher than I intended. "I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude. I just find it hard to believe that you'll convince her Randy is an ass."

"I've got a plan already worked out" she smiled. "You just worry about being there for her when it all goes down. And you'll know when it is too."

I'm pretty unsure about all this. Wouldn't this get me some seriously bad karma? Oh hell. Screw it. I love this chick. I'll do whatever it takes to get her to be with me and get her the hell away from Randy fucking Orton.

"Ok I guess" I replied nervously.

Tiffany said nothing as she took off with a bounce in her step out of the hotel gym. I don't know what she's planned, but I have a feeling it is going to be bad.

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Jeff's POV

I am practically drooling on myself as Amy talks to me. At this point, I have no idea what the hell she is saying. I'm just staring at her. And god damn she's gorgeous! Head to toe she is beautiful. I see no flaws on this woman. Of course I haven't seen her naked yet.

Ok I need a cold shower.

I shouldn't be checking her out. I mean her boyfriend alone should be reason enough for me not to drool over her. But oh no. There's also her gigantic best friend Dave, who is looking at me and chuckling. I think he knows what I'm doing. Oh man. I am so getting busted checking out this chick. CRAP. But I can't stop. God she is addicting. I have a feeling me being on this show is going to lead to immense amounts of sexual frustration and fantasies courtesy of Amy here.

Holy fuck she is touching my arm.

"So Jeff what do you think? Do you think you could teach me sometime?"

Teach you what? Karma sutra? Girl I'll teach you anything you want. You name the time and place and I'll be there with the strawberries and my Karma Sutra skills.

Oh I think she is talking about wrestling. She probably wants me to teach her the Swanton. Yeah I could do that.

"Sure no prob" I smiled. "We can start in a few days."

"Great" she grinned. "Well if you excuse me, Jackass is giving me the most pathetic puppy dog face ever."

She turned around and walked off. And you better believe I am staring at her sweet (but small) ass and her mile long legs. Wow. Now I really need a cold shower.

"Man you are obvious" Dave laughed. "Don't let her catch you staring. Her ego will be even more gigantic!"

"Ah so she has an ego. That's actually sexy."

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Chris's POV

Finally my pal Blondie is going to join me for some juicy gossip. She has been drooling over Jeff Hardy for the past 15 minutes! And he sure as hell has been drooling over her.

It's pretty apparent that Blondie didn't notice Tiffany all over Korklan in the gym. I think she might die when I tell her how that desperate hoe was at it again! Man I really do not like Tiffany. She really is a skank!

"Blondiekins OMG" I gasped. "Guess who was all over Korklan in the gym just now?!!"

"You're kidding" she laughed. "Man that is one desperate bitch! She needs to get the hint!!"

"I know right?" I told her as I got on the treadmill, Blondie hopping on the one right next to mine. "At any rate, I saw you drooling over Hardy."

"He was shirtless" she said with a scowl. "How the hell am I not supposed to look? That's like asking you not to look when Melina does the splits!"

I started drooling on myself almost immediately. Oh my god that Melina Perez…she is one spicy little Latina babe! Humina humina! And those splits! That is one flexible woman. I bet she can do all kinds of crazy shit!!

Okay. I get Blondie's point.

"Back to earth Jackass" she said with a smile, shaking her head.

"So" I said with a chuckle. "You want Hardy huh?"

"Only man I want is Randy" she sighed dreamily. "Jeff is just…eye candy" she said, stealing a glance at Jeff. I swear I can see drool coming out of the sides of her mouth. Oh she so wants him!!

"Besides" she said turning back to me. "Randy gave me a promise ring. My relationship with him is more important than any fling I might have. Randy means the world to me and I love him so much."

Wow. Talk about profound. Guess I was wrong. She doesn't want Jeff. Man things must be pretty serious with her and Randy. When I first met Amy, all she talked about was banging Randy, leaving him, and then banging Jeff! My, how times have changed. And here I thought Blondie was going to be a little player. I guess I was wrong about that too.

"You really love Randy don't you?" I asked her in a serious tone.

"More than I thought possible" she replied back. "Besides…he is incredible in bed."

And there's the Blondie I know and love: the pervert. Bless her little heart.

"You are such a horndog" I said with an eyeroll. "Honestly, sometimes I question your gender because of it. You're worse than most dudes I know!!"

"But that's why you adore me" she smiled.

I don't know what I'd do with Blondie! She brings so much craziness into my life. I can honestly say that she is one of my best friends. It's great to see her so happy too.

Little did I know that happiness was about to get thrown right out the fuckin' window.