--Chp23--
Amy's POV
The boys and I arrived at the arena about three hours before the tapings were supposed to start. We were handed our scripts and all of us headed to the Legacy lockerroom. I read mine as I walked, with Randy's strong arm around my waist to guide me and make sure I didn't bump into anyone. Occasionally I would look up and him and smile. Man my boyfriend is hot!
"Are you going to be alright when we have to 'hurt' Dave?" Randy asked me.
"Yeah I'll be ok I think" I sighed. "But if you really hurt him, rest assured I will be giving you a Stunner!"
"I know babe" he laughed. "I love you."
"I love you too."
The guys and I finally reached the Legacy lockerroom after a very long walk. I wonder why the hell they always put our lockerroom so far away. Are they trying to make sure we get enough cardio in that day? Sheesh!
We went into the lockerroom to put all of our stuff down and finally relax. I was just about to settle in (and possibly take a nap) when there was a knock on our door.
"Come in" Randy shouted. The door opened a few seconds later and a stagehand walked in.
"Amy, Mr. McMahon would like to see you in his office" he told me.
Looking at my guys, I shrugged my shoulders and headed out of the lockerroom. I don't think I've done anything bad recently so I wonder what the hell this could be about. Are they planning on making me drop the title or something? Hmm. I have no idea what to think right now.
But I was even more confused when I walked in and saw Jeff Hardy sitting there. When he saw me, he offered me a bright smile and a hello. Dang!
"Ah hello Amy" Mr. McMahon smiled. "Please have a seat."
I went to the chair next to Jeff and sat down, offering him a small smile of my own.
"So I brought you two in here to inform you that you will be leaving on a promotional tour tomorrow" Vince told us. "Both of you are extremely popular and the best way to build this brand up is to send two of our most popular stars out to meet the fans. You'll be gone for about 3 days. Any questions?"
Both of us shook our heads and smiled at Vince. But on the inside, I was PISSED. It was bad enough that tonight is my best friend's last night for a while, but NOW I have to leave my boyfriend and my other best friend? And for what? For some bullshit promo tour? This is the biggest bunch of bullshit ever. I am not exactly in a great state of mind right now.
Jeff and I both stood up and left Vince's office, walking down the hall together. As soon as we were far enough away, I punched the wall.
"FUCK!"
Jeff jumped at both the sight of me punching that poor wall, but me screaming as well. He looked at me like a deer in headlights.
"I take it you are not happy about this…." he said cautiously.
"No I'm not" I said as a gritted my teeth. "I don't want to leave my best friend and my boyfriend behind right now, you know! Bestie is leaving tonight and I need my guys! I don't want to do some bullshit promotional crap! FUCK!"
God I am so pissed right now that I'm shaking. Out of all the Divas on the roster, WHY ME? WHY? And why NOW? I mean really. Everyone knows what's going on right now. So why the hell would I, of all Divas, be selected? Shouldn't they pick someone who has a clear mind right now? My mind is definitely not clear!
"I know three days seems like an eternity" Jeff sighed. "But I promise it'll go by quicker than you know it. It always has for me anyway. Okay?"
Sighing and rolling my eyes, I shrugged my shoulders.
"I guess."
Jeff could see he was going to get nowhere with me and let out his own frustrated sigh. I was sure he was going to start an argument with me, but he didn't. Now I am starting to feel bad.
"I'm sorry" I sighed. "It's nothing against you at all. It's just a bad time for me to be away from the guys ya know? I feel a bit…distraught because my bestie is leaving."
Jeff offered me a small smile and looked down at the floor, shuffling his feet.
"I understand" he told me. "Whenever Matt leaves, I feel the same way. It's hard to be away from the person you love most."
I nodded my head in agreement and we continued walking down the hall. It was nice and peaceful until….
"Oh favorite fellow Blondieeeeeee" someone cried out. I didn't have to guess who it was. I knew it was my pal, Y2Jackass. Sometimes, I just want to slap the hell out of that Canadian idiot. But I turned around and offered Jackass a huge smile. After all, we had been apart for a few hours! A tragedy, I say.
"Jackass! What's up my homie?" I asked him as I embraced him in a hug.
"I'm so bored I might DIE" he sighed dramatically.
"Well you're gonna die tomorrow" I sighed. "I'm going on a promo tour for three days!"
Poor Jackass then got the deepest frown I had ever seen on his adorable face. He looks like he is going to start crying any moment! I had no idea I meant that much to him. My poor Jackass! I grabbed him and gave him a long hug.
"What am I going to do without my Blondiekins?" he asked me. "You're my pal!"
"I know" I frowned back. "But you can text me, like, 24/7."
"Like oh my GAWD Blondie" Jackass said, doing his best Valley Girl impersonation. "You're, like, so smart and stuff!"
"And I am like totally going to kill you" I said back, Valley Girl style. Jackass and I then started laughing like a couple of hyenas. Jeff just shot us a weird look.
"You two are crazy" he chuckled.
"THIS from the guy who jumped off the Titantron!" Jackass proclaimed.
"Seriously" I said, nodding my head in agreement. "Pot meet kettle!"
Jeff just continued shaking his head at us and chuckling. "I'll see you two later" he said as he walked away.
I watched him walk away, a lot longer than I intended to, actually. It must've been too long for Y2Jerk's liking because he pinched me! I shrieked and quite loud I might add. It was so loud the stagehands looked at me very strangely. But when they saw who did it, they just smiled and shook their heads.
"You ass" I said as I punched him in the arm. He winched in pain.
"Ouch! Settle down, Mike Tyson!" he cringed as he rubbed his arm. "So are we going out tonight?"
"Duh" I said as I rolled my eyes. "Just text me when your hair is ready" I smiled, giving him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Love ya Jackass!"
"Love you too Valley Girl!" he laughed.
I flipped him off as I headed back to my lockerroom. I am not a Valley Girl. Screw that Canadian Bastard.
