Soren POV

I crossed my arms, pouting to a certain extent. Zelda looked forward; she turned to me suddenly, "Soren, why have you been allowing such evil creatures into your life?"

"I have no idea to what you're referring." I scoffed as I charged ahead of her.

She grabbed my arm, "Answer! Why have you let those hideous things control your life?"

"Uh, I haven't." I replied bluntly, okay, yeah, I was their friend; but they weren't controlling my life. Heck no, I still made my own choices.

"Soren! Tell the truth! Please!" She begged, I tried to tug my arm away, but she had a surprisingly good grip.

"Honestly? Unlike you, or even Peach, I haven't had it easy! Okay? I was greeted with rude stares and scoffs. So just shut up." I growled, she allowed me to pull my arm away.

"I'm offended." Peach remarked darkly.

"I'm offended." I mocked, clearly not doing so well. I'm a little ashamed of what happened next; Peach grabbed her umbrella and whacked me with it, hard, on the back. I fell on the ground; she whacked me again, a little lighter.

"Don't mock me, Soren! I'm super princess Peach and I will beat the crap out of you if you even try to say that Zelda and me are just princesses!" Peach hollered, and I hadn't seen that one coming, "So, Soren, either you get a better attitude or realize that we have no obligations to take you with us! Okay?" Peach giggled the okay as she skipped ahead.

"Peach isn't kidding. Soren, you've been nothing but rude to us, and we aren't going to tolerate your crap, I get it; I saw how horrible Marth and Roy were, but you can't take that out on us." Zelda murmured, extending a hand. I gingerly took it and let her help me up. Kirby made some weird growling noises at me, like he was a dog… weird.

"Whatever you say." I remarked jutting my chin out.

"Okay, dude, drop the attitude." Kirby snarled in his high pitch little voice; he was like frothing at the mouth, too. Disgusting. I clutched my book to my chest, walking a head, closer to Peach and Zelda then that nasty gender confused pink blob. Soon we reached a opening in the forest, Kirby ran ahead, the cliff jutted way out, I walked farther than Kirby, so that I was almost touching it.

"Should we go in it?" Peach whispered behind me, Zelda stepped next to me.

"Soren, I think entering it will be the only way to stop it." Zelda whispered, placing a hand on my arm.

"Then we enter." I scoffed; I gulped and took a deep breath as I walked into it. I think I passed out, embarrassingly enough. I woke up, the grass around me was bright green, and there were stupid floating brick blocks with red question marks on them. I looked around me; Kirby was in this dorky red hat with a K on it, he also had on a tacky fake mustache. Zelda and Peach were already standing; they were in matching white slightly higher than knee length white dresses. Zelda had a dorky blue vest with a horrible looking spotted round thing on her head, Peach had the same stupid stuff but in yellow. I tried not to laugh as I stood up. Though my outfit felt different… I looked down and almost passed out. I was in these disgusting overalls, green top, I lifted a hand and lifted the hat that matched Kirby's off my head, only it was green with an S.

"Well, this is special!" Peach giggled.

"So, Peach, we're in Mushroom Kingdom right?" Zelda murmured.

"Yeah! But we aren't us… Kirby is Mario, Soren is Luigi, and we're both toads! I think we're going to have to reenact one of Mario's adventures!" Peach exclaimed.

"Sounds easy enough!" I remarked.

"Oh, Kirby, Soren, you both have to yell 'Lets-a-go'!" Peach exclaimed, skipping up behind me.

"Uh, sorry, Peach, but you'll have to kill me first." I replied with a shrug.

"Uh, Help." I heard a familiar voice yell. I looked up, this tacky gray castle loomed before us, and I saw a rather humorous sight on the highest balcony.

"Oh! There I am!" Peach exclaimed, jumping up and down pointing. On the balcony was somebody in a huge puffy pink dress, they wore a crown, I wanted to laugh at how stupid Ike looked but considering the circumstances there was nothing funny about it.

"Soren! You've got to help me!"

"Okay…? What do I have to do!" I called, suddenly somebody in a huge yellow dress walked out next to Ike, they were also in a crown.

"Link! Are you okay!" Zelda hollered.

"Uh… actually he's 'Daisy', but yeah… on never mind, all of you suck at reenactments'." Peach sighed.

"Well, Zelda, besides the dress I'm fine." Link hollered down at us.

Suddenly Bowser walked out onto the balcony, "Bwahhh! Haahhh! Haahhh! I have kidnapped the, uh, princesses!"

"Oh no, someone save us." Link replied dryly.

"Don't worry, we're coming!" I exclaimed with fake enthusiasm, trying to play along, but failing miserably.

"Oh screw rescue!" Link exclaimed, "Peach, er, Ike, I mean, call Perry!"

"Oh, yay, Perry's here!" The real Peach giggled.

"Okay…Perry…?" As Ike said it, Roy walked out, he was in white pants and a white shirt, he had the top part of an umbrella on his head, like a hat, the umbrella was yellow with a blue trim. Link linked arms with Roy, so did Ike. Bowser was so startled, or amused, he didn't try to stop them. They leaped off the balcony.

"Okay, I never did that." Peach scoffed, pouting and crossing her arms. They should have floated gracefully to the ground but they just sort of plummeted.

"It's not working!" Link hollered.

"No shit!" Roy yelled back as the three of them fell, shouting in unison. Luckily for them, a random moat appeared right as they hit the ground, so, besides being soaking wet, they were fine.

Roy trudged out as he grumbled; "now I'm all wet!"

"Roy! You okay?" Peach exclaimed, running towards him.

"Not really, but I'll manage." Roy murmured, he let out a sigh, "and I have a dopey umbrella on my head."

"Don't worry! You look good as Perry!" Peach replied with a huge grin. I shot a glare at Roy, he didn't glare back. Odd.

"Oh… yeah, I forgot, I'm supposed to be mean to you, right Soren?" Roy let out a sigh as he shook his head. Link and Ike, still in their dresses, walked behind him.

"Yes. Why the sudden change?" I growled.

"Maybe because Marth isn't making me. Believe it or not Soren, but Marth isn't that bad, he just decided to hate you and made me go along with it." Roy muttered with a shrug.

"Oh, so that's what beating me up was." I snarled.

"Yeah, it is. I figured that you'd never forgive me, just thought I might let you know that I'm really not that bad." Roy remarked with a shrug, "Plus, I was going easy on you."

"Uh, I hate to break up the reunion, but this isn't finished!" Bowser hollered, "Ike if you ever want to see Elincia again you, Link, and Roy will come with me!" I realized that Bowser was in a strange clown car. It looked like he could hardly fit his huge butt in it though.

"Where is she?" Ike yelled, rushing forward. Suddenly in a poof of smoke he disappeared. Zelda ran towards Link, she extended her hand, she reached him just as he and Roy disappeared in unison.

"What did you do?" Kirby gasped, bouncing up and down. Bowser chuckled as he flew off in the clown car. I glanced at everybody; it was only the four of us again. I sighed this seemed hopeless, a door appeared before us, it was a strange glowing gold door.

"Soren… we have to continue on, to save them." Zelda murmured, as she extending a hand as she turned the door knob we were greeted by a blast of light. Great, now we're walking to our deaths by entering strange doors.

That's it for this chapter! I hope that I'll keep on writing, but it really wouldn't be unlike me to quit writing for a while. Thanks for everybody who's sticking with me through my strange mind and how I stop writing for long periods! I just have to add that obviously I'm doing Subspace a bit differently, by them going back into other Nintendo video games over what happened in the 'Subspace Emissary', so expect the next chapters to get pretty wacky!