Okay, this chapter is based on the Animal Crossing stage in Brawl, so it might not make a lot of sense to people who haven't ever seen or played Animal Crossing

Soren POV

The world we were in next was even weirder. The four of us were in matching clothes; all of us had a pointy hat, Peach and Zelda were in dresses, and I was in pants with a lame shirt. The hats, dresses, and then my top, were all blue with this leaf on them. Suddenly this little short brown critter came up to us.

"So, Rover sent you? Well, don't worry I love new employees! Time to but you an overpriced house!" the critter beeped, I wouldn't have understood him, but there was subtitles.

"Uh, no, thanks." I remarked, I was asking myself why'd I'd buy a house, I don't even know where we are.

"Okay, bud, this is freaking Animal Crossing and you can't play if you don't buy an overpriced house and get caught in a crappy mortgage and have to pay me off for the entire game! Because I'm Tom freaking Nook and I like to sell people crappy houses!" he squealed, I quickly read the subtitles to make sure I understood him.

"AWWW! You're so cute!" Peach cried fawning over him.

"Look at his little nose!" Zelda agreed.

"I'm cuter." Kirby grumbled. Suddenly a little dog swept in, he had a guitar.

"I'm puppet K.K. Slider and I'm stealing the subtitles! HA! HA! HA!" The dog beeped as the subtitled disappeared. By this point I was trying not to burst out laughing.

"So… the little doggie is like Ganondorfs puppet?" Peach remarked as she slightly tilted her head.

"I guess…" Zelda murmured. Tom Nook started beeping at me, I just shook my head no, and he kept on beeping over and over again.

"Listen… Nook, was it? I don't want a house." After I said it he transformed, he suddenly got freaking fangs and his hair stood up. I think he wanted me to buy the house… oops…

"RUN!" Kirby cried as the four of us took off, Nook hissing behind us, trying to sell us a house I assume. "He really wants us to get that house!" Kirby cried again.

"Really? How do you know?" I hollered back at him.

"I can understand 'beepbeep' stupid!" Kirby scoffed. I saw this weird little X on the ground, Nook, to my surprise, tripped and fell into the ground up to his waist, Kirby translated, "Guys, he's saying 'Nooo! I can't sell houses if I'm stuck in a pothole'!" we kept on running till we reached this strange platform.

"Do we want to take the bus?" Peach giggled placing her hands on her hips.

"The what…?" Zelda and I both said in unison.

"The bus." Peach repeated, I assume that she really didn't know what she was saying either. Suddenly this huge yellow thing pulled up, with this little green dude in the front of it. Peach skipped up.

"Wait, Peach!" I exclaimed grabbing her wrist, "we don't even know what a 'bus' is!" I hissed.

"Don't worry, Soren! I do!" She gushed, patting my head, I let go of her wrist and smoothed my hair back into place as she skipped aboard.

"I'm coming Peach!" Kirby exclaimed, bouncing up the steps after her.

"Ladies first." I remarked to Zelda. She rolled her eyes at me as she too got on the 'bus', I followed nervously; hoping this strange contraption wouldn't blow us all up. I sat on one of the strange seats as it lurched forward, I gripped onto the edges on the seat, I glanced around; Peach and Zelda were sitting across from me and Kirby was behind them. Zelda too looked freaked out, Peach wasn't, oddly enough. Then again, I guess she knew what this thing was. The thing suddenly came to a screeching stop, I was the first one off, and I wanted to escape the weird beeping driver. The bus pulled away leaving a trail of some foul gray fumes.

"Well, that was fun!" Peach giggled.

"I'm never doing that again." Zelda whispered, her face very pale.

"Agreed." I murmured, leaning against this strange post, it had a light on top… weird.

"YAY! I HAD FUN!" Kirby gushed, bouncing up and down. Suddenly, this strange small little Fox-ish-orange thing came up to us and started beeping, Kirby began to translate, "Hi, cousin, I'm Redd and I have a great deal on an awesome painting for your museum!"

"What museum…? Oh well, uh, 'Redd' we don't want a painting. It's probably counterfeit!" I chuckled, not seriously meaning it; but the little fox took it the wrong way, he transformed, similar to how Nook had, he got fangs and his hair stood up as he started hissing.

"RUN!" Kirby hollered as we all took off, this time with Redd chasing us. We kept on running until we saw Nook coming at us from the front, "RUN TO THE LEFT!" we all turned to the left, now with two strange critters hissing at us from behind.

"Look!" Zelda cried pointing ahead, we all ducked into this large museum. We shot straight down the stairs, where we were in a coffee shop. But the only person there was K.K Slider; I think that was his name at least.

"Uh, hello?" Peach remarked slowly.

"Hello, Soren, Peach, Kirby… and Princess Zelda. How funny meeting you here?" K.K. Slider hissed, in human talk, surprising I didn't know he was capable.

"Ganondorf…?" Zelda exclaimed, shock covering her face. Well that explains why the dog had such a nasty sounding voice.

"I'm puppet… er…. K.K. Slider." He chuckled, just now remembering his name I think.

"We'll destroy you!" Zelda hollered, lifting up her hand. K.K. rushed at us, he took out a guitar and wacked us with it, seriously, it was a guitar. But, this little dog was freaking tough he grabbed my ankle and pulled me to the ground, he was about to bring the guitar down over my head when suddenly Peach kicked him, he went shooting into the air and banged into the wall. The dog fell off the wall and laid there, suddenly these black particles shot out of him, as Ganondorf now stood before us.

"What is going on with all these animals?" Peach exclaimed angrily. I stood up shakily.

"Ganondorf! Where's Link!" Zelda hollered, preparing to fry him with her magic I presume.

"Damn it, I thought that stupid dog would be better. Oh well, time to freaking go!" He exclaimed as he suddenly disappeared. Leaving another golden door in his stead.

I glanced around at everyone, "What are we going to do?" I asked.

"Soren, there's only one choice." Zelda pointed out.

"Yes, but it seems to me that they're leading us on a wild goose chase! Zelda, whatever you think we're doing I think we're making the worlds worse. I think we have to play along, otherwise they'll just keep leading us deeper into a trap we won't be able to get out of." I murmured.

"What do you mean?" Kirby muttered.

"We're breaking these worlds every time we don't play along! We have to start acting like we're supposed to, if we don't, I don't think we'll be able to get out." I exclaimed.

"So… that's why nobody has stopped us? We're damaging the world's worse? We're killing them?" Zelda remarked as I nodded. Peach suddenly skipped outside, the rest of us followed.

"I want to buy a house!" Peach gushed, paying Nook right there on the spot, he transformed back she also bought a very fake looking painting from Redd. She walked back into the museum, and gave the painting to the small sleepy looking owl.

"Oh! Thanks so much for the generous donation!" The owl beeped, I read the subtitles, which had now returned. We headed back down to the coffee shop; there was a golden door and a red door now.

"Take the red door." Zelda insisted. I opened the door slowly as we were greeted by another blast of light. By this time I was wondering where we'd end up next.

Okay, so this chapter probably didn't make that much sense to anybody who's never played Animal Crossing, but to those of you who have I just about destroyed Animal Crossing! Next chapter probably won't be as wacky! Thanks to all you reviewers, I love you guys