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A/N: Okay, I want to take a second here to honor this week's awesome winners! First I would like to thank ExXxJ who is now my new Fanfiction Homie for being super cool and super funny and (did I mention she was Mexican? MEXICAN POWER!) I also want to thank Alex for her funny-ass review and for being really nice and patient with me this week when I had to cancel our movie plans last-notice. Thanks also to phivestarphemale and to kmddeprez1122 for surviving the worst injury of the week! I think it's safe to say she won this week:

Worst Injury Ever
Crossing Street on a crosswalk hit by a pick up truck tossed 57' and ended up
with a compound fracture of the femur some other minor simple fractures and in
a coma for 10 days

Holy crap you a soldier girl!

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Renesmee

"GO JACOB!" I screamed and threw my hands up above my head. The crowd was cheering with excitement and I watched as Jacob ran for the touchdown line, hell-bent on winning. I screamed once again over the roar of the crowd when Jacob had scored six points for a touchdown.

The cheerleaders did some kind-of lame cheer thing and ended in lazy high kicks. Monica, head of the cheerleading team, turned around to face the bleachers and shot me just about the dirtiest look I've ever received from anyone.

I was locked in her gaze for a second, like the way a snake does to a rat just before he swallows it. I blinked twice before looking away. Jacob was doing a victory lap around the field -like I assume all good show-offs do- and the crowd went ballistic. I smiled to myself, thinking of how much Jacob really did love this game.

I poked Seth on the shoulder as he sat down on the bench in front of me, sweating like all hell even though it was forty-four degrees out.

"What's up Nessie?" Seth asked, turning around to meet my eyes. Jacob got me to sit on the very first bleacher just behind the bench for the home team.

"Did you guys win yet?" I asked, anxious to finally get off the field and get some alone time with Jacob.

"Yet? I like the way you think Cullen." Seth chuckled and poured a cup of water over his head after taking off his helmet. I don't know how his head didn't freeze but I didn't ask questions. "No, not yet. We have ten more minutes until the last quarter. We are winning though so, nothing to worry about." He smiled before shoving his helmet back on his head and running out towards the field like a madman.

Quil sat down in front of me completely out of breath once the coach had benched him and some other guy I've never seen before got up to take his position.

"How ya liking the game?" Quil asked, turning around to meet my eyes.

"It's really fun. I'm glad I came." I nodded, smiling. Quil held his hand up and someone tossed him a water bottle.

"Want one?" Quil asked offering the bottle to me.

"No, thank you." I shook my head and Quil shrugged, downing the water like he hadn't had water for months. The last inning was pretty decent but the Quileute High Wolves dominated and we won. I don't really remember the score, I mean, I'm not an avid football fan, sorry. I stayed out on the field for a while, just watching the lights turn on after the light late-afternoon sun set and it got dark out.

"Hey, what did you think?" Jacob came up behind me and kissed the spot beneath my ear. I turned a bit and he sat down next to me on the bleachers.

"It was great. You were great. Everyone loves you." I smiled and Jacob put his arm around my shoulders.

"Eh, it's not as good as being alone with you." Jacob smiled and I looked up at him. He kissed me then and I put my hands on either side of his face. When he finally released my lips, he pressed his forehead against mine.

"Monica was sure cheering for you." I mumbled. Jacob's eyes widened ever-so slightly and I pulled back.

"Monica means nothing to me." Jacob shook his head but I didn't disregard the nervous hitch in his voice.

"Yeah, anymore." I turned away from Jacob and crossed my arms. He scooted in closer to me and put his arms around my waist, putting his chin on my shoulder.

"She never did. You're all that matters Ness, you know that." He kissed my cheek lightly. I knew I was being unreasonable. I turned in Jacob's arms so I could put my forehead on his chest. He rubbed circles on my back and I crossed my arms, enveloped in the warmth and scent of Jacob.

"You're going to have to teach me how to play football you know." I smiled, raising my head to look at Jacob. He looked so excited when I said that it was almost worth sitting and watching a bunch of guys run, then stop, then run, then stop for hours on end... almost.

"I could teach you." Jacob smiled and grabbed his duffle bag he dropped on the bleachers, taking out a battered football. "First things first, hold the ball evenly in your hands." Jacob said. I nodded and took the football from his hands. I stood up and jumped off the bleacher we were sitting on, running for the middle of the field. I could hear Jacob's light footsteps, perfectly paced and quick behind me.

Then he was next to me and he snatched the football from my hands. I pushed myself and started pumping my arms and my legs. I caught up to Jacob and grabbed the ball from him. It shocked me that I was acutally able to catch up to him, but I did it and I wasn't backing down now. I stopped when he kept running and he turned around, heading straight towards me with a competitive smile on his face. I turned around to the side the last second before Jacob planned to tackle me and he laughed out loud.

"What? You can't handle a little healthy competition?" I teased. Jacob growled and I threw my head back and laughed.

"You're treading dangerous water." Jacob warned. His voice was low and competitive. I bit my lip to keep from laughing and then shot off running in the opposite direction. I could hear Jacob right behind me. I made the mistake of turning around and Jacob grabbed my waist, spinning me around until he landed on the floor and I was on top of him. I started to laugh then and he laughed over me, sighing, truly content, as I was. Jacob rolled over so he was on top of me, my back pressed against the cold dewy grass of the football field.

We were both breathing erratically, staring into one another's eyes. His deep brown gaze made my breathing slow as he moved his face towards mine, eyes on my lips. He kissed me then and I let him because I wanted him to. I wanted him to always have his lips against mine until the day we died.

"I love you." Jacob whispered. I smiled because Jacob wasn't afraid to say it first.

"I love you." I said softly and Jacob smirked. He pushed his lips against mine and I put my hands where they belonged, on either side of his face. Jacob put one hand on the side of my thigh and another on the grass beside my head, propping himself up so he wouldn't crush me under all that beefy muscle...

His hand moved in a steady trail up from the side of my thigh to my hip until his warm, rough hand was rested lightly on my waist. When we broke off, gasping and choking for air I really looked at Jacob. I saw his flaws; greed, anger, lust, sin, ignorance, innocence, denial, commitment issues, doubtfulness, dubiousness, and fear. Jesus I saw his fear. More than anything Jacob was scared and that made me scared too, just for a second.

Then I saw everything good about him.

Kind hearted, sweet, humorous, amorous, amicable, adorable, hilarious, good spirited, loving, giving, and most importantly I saw faithful. I saw faithful as bright and as clear as any other thing I ever saw about Jacob.

"Oh boy I want you." Jacob said greedily. I smiled because even though I hated him for being so abrupt, I loved him because he was mine. Every little piece of him was mine.

"The feeling's mutual." I smiled, big and dorky and I wasn't ashamed. Jacob could see me naked, I don't care. He could see me cry and snot could come out of my nose and I could stain my pants that certain time of the month and Jacob could see and I wouldn't care.

"Let's get you home before I do something you're dad would boil be alive for even thinking about." Jacob smiled. I kissed him before he had a chance to say anything more. "Was that some kind-of treat for being responsible?" Jacob smiled sarcastically.

"Yes. My kisses are gifts, you have to earn them." I said pompously. Jacob snorted and I eyed him suspiciously.

"I bet you couldn't live two seconds without my kisses." Jacob rolled off me and stood up, holding out his hand for me.

"Is that a challenge?" I asked, ignoring his hand and standing up on my own.

"I think it is." Jacob smiled cunningly.

"Alright, let's see who can go longer without who's kiss. Deal?" I asked and held out my hand. Jacob took my hand and put it to his lips, kissing the top of my hand ever so delicately.

"Deal, my love." Jacob winked and I curtsied, playing along. Jacob held my hand up and waltzed with me all the way out to my Volvo, parked all by itself in the empty school parking lot. Jacob spun me around until his back was on my Volvo and I was pressed against him, both of my hands on his chest.

"Drive home safe." Jacob kissed my cheek and I laughed.

"Is that the exception to the rules?" I asked, putting my hands on my hips and Jacob smiled lazily, leaning his head back.

"Yes." Jacob answered and we both laughed.

"Alright, prince charming, I have to get back to the dungeon." I frowned and Jacob laughed at our usual term of endearments.

"I would sneak up the side of the willow tree but it might tempt me to lose this little bet we have going on." Jacob smirked. I felt my mouth pop open and Jacob looked content with himself. I grabbed the ends of Jacob's scarf and pulled him in a little.

"You're going to leave the princess all alone tonight?" I teased. I'm sure Jacob thought of a million different suggestive things to say based on the look plastered on his face but he didn't say any of them.

"Unless you want to give in right now," Jacob shrugged. I moved my grip from Jacob's scarf to the collar of his leather jacket and pulled him in just close enough to taste his breath on mine. Jacob's lips puckered up and a smile played on the corner on his very soft, very inviting lips. Pompous bastard, I thought to myself and pulled him in closer.

"Not a chance, lover boy." I whispered and Jacob groaned, leaning back against the car again.

"Oh Ness, how you torture me." He sighed. I kissed the side of his neck and he groaned when I licked him lightly, all in good fun.

"Night Jacob." I whispered and he smiled, kissing my forehead.

"Goodnight Renesmee," Jacob said softly and opened the car door for me. I smiled weakly and got in, starting the car. Jacob was leaning into the driver's seat with his hands on the frame, a big smile playing at his lips. Abruptly, Jacob pushed himself off the car and started walking towards his Rabbit on the other end of the vacant parking lot, hands in his pockets. I closed the door and backed out, knowing this competition was not "all in good fun" whatsoever.

* * *

"Renesmee, for God's sake could you just kiss me and get it over with?" Jacob complained. I smiled to myself and turned around, handing Jacob his sandwich.

"Nope." I smiled and Jacob rolled his eyes, pulling out a ten. I rang up his food and he shoved the ten across the counter angrily. I almost laughed at his expression but if I did he'd probably storm out like a big, spoiled brat.

"Why the hell not?" He groaned, flopping into one of the plastic chairs by the counter.

"Because that would mean you win." I stated simply, "And that's not going to happen." I shrugged. Jacob rolled his head back and sighed heavily. "This could all be over and done with if you would just kiss me." I wiped down the counter with a dish cloth and Jacob snorted, putting his feet on the table he was sitting at.

"Do you have any idea what that would do to my ego?" Jacob put his hand on his chest and acted as though he was hurt. It was my turn to laugh.

"Jacob please, you have enough ego to last you and the whole football team." I argued, washing the knives left over in the sink. Everything was quiet in the empty Sandwich Shack with no one but Jacob and I occupying the premises.

"Ness, babe, please." He held out his hands and I bit my lip, pretending to think about it.

"No." I answered and Jacob's smile fell. He took a bite from his sandwich and chewed noisily, a bad habit I'd gotten used to. Jacob pulled out his phone and checked the time for at least the tenth time since he'd gotten here.

"Is there a hot date you're waiting on?" I asked sarcastically. Jacob swallowed loudly and rolled his eyes.

"Oh please, the only hot date I've had lately was last night with Girls Gone Wild and my left hand." Jacob snorted sarcastically.

"Ew Jacob, seriously?" I complained. Why did I need to know about Jacob's need to masturbate?

"Yes, seriously. It's not like you're helping me out!" He whined. I sighed, trying to shake the mental image out of my head.

"What does that mean?" I asked, turning around to look at Jacob again.

"It means we haven't had a hot date in months." Jacob complained and I bit my lip.

"It's not like we really have a chance. I have work and we have finals…" I trailed off and Jacob got up as I put my elbows on the counter.

"We can make time." Jacob shrugged, getting closer to me until he stopped at the counter and crouched so out faces were level. "It'll be my goal to take you out this weekend." Jacob said, running his nose along my jaw line.

"I don't know…" I started to complain but Jacob was making it hard to.

"You know you were the first girl to ever reject me on a date?" Jacob joked, standing upright when I showed no signs of giving in and kissing him like I knew he wanted me to. "Now you're my girlfriend and you still reject me." Jacob shook his head, acting disappointed and I rolled my eyes, grabbing the back of his shirt before he walked away.

"Fine. I'll go on a date with you." I smiled when Jacob turned around and inclined his eyebrows. He stared into my eyes with a silent intensity that made me want to look away, but I didn't. I'm not sure what he saw, or even what he was looking for but he finally nodded after a long moment of silence.

"Good, I'll call you tomorrow night." Jacob smiled, content with himself at the least. Jacob made that face he makes when he's just about ready to kiss me, but, covered it up before I noticed. This was getting harder than I thought… I checked the time on the clock and smiled.

"Well, I'm done with my shift. C'mon Romeo." I sat on the counter and swung my legs around, turning off the lights closest to the door.

"I'm coming, I'm coming." Jacob mumbled, picking up his sandwich and whatnot. I locked up quickly and wrapped myself in Jacob's leather jacket as we walked outside. He had let me borrow it earlier today when my sweater definitely wasn't enough for the surprise snow. Jacob looked out into the parking lot, taking a swig from his soda.

"You know it's been two weeks since we last kissed." I rendered, suggesting we'd make up for lost time…

"You've been counting?" Jacob said jokingly. I rolled my eyes and Jacob held his arms out, encircling me in his warm hug. "The sooner you give in…" Jacob started his usual argument.

"Yeah, yeah. The sooner you give in my friend." I argued. Jacob kissed my forehead and moved his hold on me from my waist to my hand, walking me out to my car.

"Why did we even start to play this game?" Jacob complained and I laughed.

"Good question," I leaned my head against Jacob's arm and thought about it, "I think it was when you made that ludicrous statement that I couldn't live two seconds without your kisses." I remember the exact words, as a matter of fact.

"Well, I guess I was wrong then because you've lasted two weeks." Jacob's voice broke at the last part and I laughed.

"Then you should kiss me since you're obviously the one at fault for this." I shrugged and Jacob laughed under his breath. I hadn't realized we were out by my car yet and had stopped until Jacob opened the door for me. Did I really leave my car unlocked? Guess this whole kissing contest was getting to me.

"Did you unlock the car?" Jacob asked, shocked to see the door open.

"Yeah, I must've." I nodded, getting in nonchalantly.

"You don't think that's a little weird?" Jacob asked, leaning on the frame of the car.

"No, I'm sure I unlocked it at some point. Or I left it open." I said indifferently. I didn't really see the big deal. I mean, the car was still in the parking lot, wasn't it?

"Whatever you say," Jacob shrugged, "Did you want me to stop by tonight?" Jacob asked, putting his finger under my chin when I didn't look up at him.

"I always want you to stop by." I replied and Jacob smiled.

"If you want me to stop by… kiss me." Jacob smiled smugly and I felt my mouth pop open in shock. Jacob leaned in closer and I leaned back.

"No, I'm not going to kiss you Jacob. You don't have to stop by then." I crossed my arms and Jacob looked at me incredulously.

"Are you serious?" Jacob looked at me with a shit-eating grin.

"As serious as a heart attack." I answered smugly. Jacob sucked his teeth and pulled back.

"Alright, night Renesmee." He used my full name and that bothered me.

"Goodnight Jacob." I used his full name as well and he smiled sarcastically before stomping off towards his car. "Wait!" I cried and hopped out of the car, running after Jacob. He turned around and smiled, holding out his arms.

"You forgot this." I threw his leather jacket at him and his smile fell.

"You suck Renesmee." Jacob snickered.

"I know." I shrugged and sashayed out to my car. I turned around and saw Jacob watching my backside as I walked away. I laughed at that and got into my car, turning on the engine and getting the heat to turn on. I could hear Jacob's engine sputter and spit as he sped out of the parking lot. I backed out carefully and turned in the opposite direction towards my house.

Jacob would loose this bet, mark my words.

* * *

"Quil, stop touching my wiener." Paul snapped. Quil chuckled and Seth rolled his eyes, roasting his hotdog over the bright green and blue fire.

"Dude, it's just a hotdog." Quil defended himself as he -once again- poked Paul's hotdog with his stick.

"STOP TOUCHING IT OR IT WON'T COOK ALL THE WAY THROUGH!" Paul yelled at the top of his lungs. Jared cracked up laughing and Seth joined in. Jacob was too busy playing with loose strands of my hair to really care. I'd noticed that Jacob's eyes had been bloodshot and his hair askew for the past week and he'd been absent minded beyond belief. I shifted in his lap and he groaned.

"What, did I hurt you?" I asked, turning around to look at him.

"No." He groaned and I looked at him carefully.

"He's lip deprived. He's been like that through practice too." Seth snickered under his breath.

"Are you serious?" I laughed and Jacob cut his eyes at me. "Is that why you look like you haven't slept in weeks?"

"I haven't." Jacob's voice was dry and caked with sleep.

"Jacob, seriously? If you'd just kiss me we wouldn't be in this predicament." I shrugged. Jacob groaned again and leaned back against the log behind us.

"I can't Renesmee." He complained. I leaned back against Jacob and he looked down at me. He put his lips on my forehead and held them there for a second, closing his eyes. I felt so bad that one moment I almost gave in… almost.

I played with the ends of Jacob's varsity jacket that he had offered I wear once he'd released his lips from my skin.

"Are we ready to leave yet?" Quil complained, as usual.

"Embry, put out the fire, I'll start the car." Jared ordered. Embry nodded and walked down the length of the sand slope to the shore with a bucket, gathering the water to put out the fire.

"C'mon Renesmee." Jacob said softly, getting up and holding out his hand for me. I took it eagerly and held myself close to Jacob as we walked out to Seth's huge van. I felt bad for torturing Jacob like this but, I can't let him win. Doesn't he know that you're always supposed to let the girl win?

We pilled into the car and Jacob put his head against the window, acting like a big spoiled baby. I rolled my eyes and leaned against Quil. "How long have you been playing football?" I asked.

Quil turned to the side to look at me and put his finger on his chin, thinking. "I wanna say my whole life." Quil answered smugly. I could see Jacob rolling his eyes from the corner of my line of vision. Quil was the biggest man-whore of the school and it wouldn't hurt if I flirted with him just to make Jacob finally stop acting like a big fucktard and kiss me already.

"Have you ever played on a different team?" I asked. Quil shook his head.

"I've always played for La Push." Quil smiled smugly, "I stay true to my roots." He nodded. Jacob snorted from the window and Quil grimaced.

"Shut up Jacob, don't be jealous your girlfriend would rather talk to me." Quil retorted. Jacob cut his eyes at Quil and gave him the finger.

"Anyway, what do you like about football?" I asked. I could see Jacob trying to snuggle up to me, putting his head on my shoulder and before I knew it he was kissing my neck.

"It's just always been my thing." Quil shrugged and I was already getting tired of Quil's macho-guy façade. Jacob sighed against my neck and I could pretty much feel him roll his eyes.

We were halfway to the school when Quil pulled his helmet out and pulled it into his lap. The guys were all shifting and becoming restless in the car, getting their blood pumping before the big game tonight. I was a little worried about Jacob, who was now snoring happily in my ear.

How was I going to be sure he would be okay out in the field being trampled by other enormous boys?

When we pulled into our school parking lot the other team, half the crowd, and both cheerleading teams were there. The cheerleaders were jumping up and down as the opposing team was doing drills. The snowflakes falling lightly from the late afternoon sky was the only peaceful image… everyone else looked savage and competitive.

Jacob snapped awake and I had to help him out of the car; this was not good.

"I don't have a good feeling about Jacob playing today." I told Jared. He just shook his head and shoved his helmet on.

"He can handle it." Jared snapped. I wasn't hurt by Jared's remark, I was just shocked. Jacob stumbled out of the locker room and shoved his helmet on his head.

"Jacob you don't have to go out there." I put my hands on his chest to stop him but he put his hands on top of mine and lifted them from his jersey. "They're going to tear you apart." I very well nearly shouted.

"Renesmee, relax." He mumbled and jogged clumsily out towards the field.

"Shit." I mumbled under my breath and walked out to the bench. I sat down and rain began to fall in huge drops from the sky. Some guy on the football team opened up an umbrella and held it over the both of us. I had already gotten wet, but it was better than nothing.

I watched powerlessly as Jacob treaded through more and more rough footballers, being crushed and trampled. I couldn't cheer for Jacob, I just couldn't. I felt bad watching as Jacob was set up for another inning.

"HIKE!" One of the players bellowed and a player from the other team charged Jacob as he pulled his hand back to throw the football. It was almost like slow motion, you know?

Jacob's body was flung backwards by the enormous apposing player and when he hit the ground he bounced back up. The entire crowd let out a giant "OH!" As he hit the cold grass and I let out a loud, sharp cry.

Jacob was out, on the floor a motionless heap. A whistle blew and Seth took off his helmet, running for Jacob's limp body. I got out from under the umbrella and darted for Jacob, limp in the middle of the field. Everyone started screaming and yelling "foul!" and "forfeit!" The only thing going through my mind was how I could possibly get to Jacob faster.

"Jake!" I screamed and Seth crouched down to get a closer look at Jacob.

"I think he's unconscious." Seth yelled. I dropped to my knees as Seth pulled Jacob's helmet off. His nose was bleeding like you wouldn't believe and I cupped his face in my hands. Jacob's eyelids fluttered open and he looked up at me.

"Seth, we need to get him to the locker rooms." I said, just loud enough for him to hear. Seth nodded and propped Jacob up so he was sitting upright. Embry jogged over and he and Seth carried Jacob off to the locker room. The crowd was booing the other team and the cheerleaders were all scrambling.

I didn't have time for any of this, I needed to make Jacob give in...

It was for his own good.


A/N: HOLY CRAP! What's going to happen to Jacob? Will he win? Will he loose? Find out in the next episode of... TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE!!!

Dun- dun- duuuuuuuun!

Okay, alright, back to buisness. Ten reviews y'all, I'm not asking for much. This week's question is... (BYTHEWAY! I think you guys are misunderstanding the point of the QOTW. You're supposed to answer the question AND give me feedback. Not just answer the question!) Who do you think will win the kissing contest and why?

BREAK!

(I did a football saying instead in honor of Jacob and his bloody nose.)

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