"are you kidding me?" shrieked Artemis as Robin and Wally pulled her down the street in their Civvies. Wally held a box of Pies from Metropolis Pie Port. Wally laughed, "aw come on Arty, it'll be fun!" Artemis pulled away and snapped, arms crossed over her chest, "Do you not see what Batman is making Megan, Kaldur, Conner, and Harley do?" Robin chuckled, "but they messed up the cave, we aren't." Artemis growled, "oh yeah and hitting the Daily Planet is a much better place to go after."
Back at the cave:
Harley growled, rubbing the kitchen floor with a sponge, "remind me never to bake pies again." Megan dragged over a bucket of Soapy water, "but Har-" Harley snapped, "NO! Do you have any idea how much faster this could go if Batman hadn't made us not use our powers. And this stupid collar is so ANNOYING!" Harley tugged on her Belle Reve collar that Batman forced on all Four of the Pie-Throwing-Smacked in face Heroes. Kaldur stood on the counter pulling out the all the objects that had somehow gotten covered in Pie. Conner was wiping the TV with a wet towel, and also trying to pull at the Collar, "I am never gonna put this on again."
At the Daily Planet:
Lois Lane jumped as something hit her window. She put away her pen and stood up to see what it was. "Is that blueberry filling?" she asked as she looked closely at it. Suddenly She heard some one scream, "WHAT WAS THAT!?" Perry White screeched form his office. Lois sighed, "crap."
Wally laughed as he and Robin stood at the top of the Daily Planet, throwing pies down to the windows. "this is Asterous Wall-man." Robin smiled and picked up a pumpkin pie. And flung it down it finally hit one window. The one they'd been waiting for. "perfect Robin. Throw another one!"
Clark looked up as he heard something hit his window in his office. He turned in his chair and stared at the goop that was on his just cleaned window. he inclined his ear and heard from the top pf the roof, "got him! He wont even see it coming Robs." Clark narrowed his eyes and stepped out of h is office.
At the Cave:
Megan screamed, running from the bathroom. Conner stood up quickly and grabbed her. Harley heard a noise from the bathroom. She ran to it and screamed. her body making a splash and a thud. Kaldur and Superboy ran to her, while Megan stayed behind. Harley sat in the water that came from the Bathtub. which's nozzle was broken off, and a crow bar on the side. She groaned, "Oh no." Kaldur sighed, "more mess. Wonderful." he went over to help Harley up. She took his hand and pulled as he pulled her up, she pulled him down. He cried out as he hit the water. Megan ran over to door now, laughing. Conner only rolled his eyes as Kaldur pinned his sister to the floor in a failing attempt to flirt.
The computerized voice announced then, "Superman A0-5. Kid Flash B0-3. Robin B0-4." The four teens looked at each other i horror and tried to drain the water as quickly as possible. But Superman cam up with Robin and Wally one in each hand, "have any of you seen Bat-" he stopped short as he saw the four standing infront of the bathroom door. All smiling awkwardly. Harley smiled at Clark, "Watchtower." Superman looked at the four and then at Wally and Robin. And dropped them and said to Kaldur, "Keep them here. I need to talk with Batman."
Harley glared at them, "what did you do?"Wally and Robin looked sheepishly at her then at each other. Kaldur shook his head, "Please do not say it had to do with pies." Wally laughed nervously, "actually..."
The four teens groaned in unison. Harley grabbed them both and shoved them into the Bathroom, "might as well get started." Wally and Robin stuttered as Harley slammed the door in their face. She smiled, "lets relax." Megan smiled and flew to the couch, "i'm in." Conner sat neck to her, and Harley laid on the floor. Kaldur sat next to her, "I am glad we can rest." Megan smiled, "Yeah me too. but i;m hungry. i am craving some-" Harley narrowed her eyes at her, "better not be Pie."
Megan laughed nervously, "who said anything about pie?"
