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Renesmee
It was the middle of December.
Snow covered my window and the roof of my house. Unfortunately for me, it was also all over my driveway. I pulled my skullcap down a little so it was just over my eyebrows and continued to shovel the snow in my driveway.
"Renesmee, pay attention to what you're doing, don't hit pavement!" Edward ordered from the house. I waved and grinned sarcastically. I can't believe he was making me do this.
"Hey there Nessie, you seem happy." Emmett called from next door, shoveling his own massive driveway as Rosalie decorated the front door with a wreath and some Christmas lights.
"Shut up." I snapped. Emmett laughed and continued to shovel snow, whistling as he went along. The sound of an engine across the street startled me, it had been quiet and still all morning. I glanced across the street just to see what was going on and smiled ear to ear when I realized it was Jacob.
"Jake!" I called and dropped my shovel, running full tilt towards Jacob.
"Hey there." He grunted once I'd fallen into him and kissed the top of my nose.
"I missed you." I said honestly. Jacob had been gone most of December on a football tour with the rest of the Quileute High Wolves.
"And I missed you." Jacob smiled and put his hands on my waist, pulling me in close.
"How was it? Did you guys win anything?" I asked, playing with the buttons on the front of Jacob's coat.
"Yeah, we only lost one game." Jacob shrugged, nonchalantly snatching the hat off my head, "What's this?" Jacob asked, looking at it in his hands. I felt my stomach tighten a bit. What if Jacob felt the same way Bryan did about the hat? It would break my heart to hear those same words come out of Jacob's mouth, It' ridiculous, take it off.
"My hat." I could hear the shaking in my voice. Jacob played with it in his hands before slipping it back onto my head.
"Well, it's adorable." Jacob smiled sweetly and kissed me so passionately I thought I would loose all the air in my body.
"Hey Renesmee, you haven't finished shoveling the snow!" Emmett yelled from his front porch. I turned around to give him a dirty look but Rosalie was already smacking his arm. I smiled to myself and Jacob held me close to him.
"Don't I get to meet your family?" Jacob asked, playfully rubbing the cold tip of his nose against my neck.
"Um…" I muttered. Jacob laughed and grabbed my hand.
"C'mon, it's only fair." Jacob looked down at me with a hopeful smile on his lips.
"Yeah… Yeah, okay, c'mon." I led him towards Emmett and Rosalie's yard and stopped when Rosalie and Emmett turned around from wrapping each other in Christmas lights.
"Hey Aunt Rose, Emmett, this is Jacob. Jacob this is my Aunt, Rosalie and my Uncle, Emmett." I said boldly, knowing Rosalie would be friendly and Emmett would try and be threatening.
"Hello Jacob, we've heard so much about you." Rosalie shook Jacob's hand warmly and nudged Emmett once she'd stepped back.
"Yeah, we see you sneak up to Renesmee's room at night too." Emmett sneered. Jacob's eyes widened a little and I mentally slapped myself in the face for forgetting about my trusty neighbors and there ever keen eyesight.
"Oh." Jacob mumbled sheepishly, looking mortified.
"What are your intentions with Renesmee?" Emmett asked, stepping forward. Jacob stepped back and Rosalie grabbed Emmett's arm.
"C'mon. Emmett, be nice. Let's go. You can be Santa again." Rosalie offered. Emmett turned around and I kept myself from gagging at whatever Rosalie and Emmett where playing before where Emmett was Santa Claus.
"Okay. The worst is over, right?" Jacob asked, taking my hand again. Rosalie waved and mouthed "sorry" I nodded and Rosalie led Emmett inside.
"No, the worst is definitely not over." I sighed.
"So, your parents can't be that bad." Jacob shrugged.
"Yeah, they can." I groaned and Jacob kissed my cheek.
"I'll make it." He smiled and I led him into my house.
"Mom, dad. There's someone I'd like you to meet!" I called from the front door. My mom scurried out of the kitchen, wiping her hands on her pants.
"Hello there, you must be Jacob Black..." Bella held her hand out and Jacob shook it openly. My dad came hunching out of the office room downstairs, putting his coffee down on the table.
"Hello Mrs. Cullen, it's nice to finally meet you." Jacob sounded so formal it almost made me laugh. My mom nodded and backed away to let Edward through.
"Afternoon Mr. Cullen," Jacob's voice deepened in a show of manliness.
"Jacob," So did Edward's.
"I just want to let you know what a really wonderful daughter you have." Jacob seemed so good at this you'd think he'd done it a million lifetimes before.
"We know." Edward snapped and I shot him a look.
"Well Jacob, I'm glad we were able to meet you. You make Renesmee very happy." Bella smiled kindly and I thanked God for my wonderful, wonderful mom.
"And me very angry." Edward pouted.
"Alright Edward, c'mon honey," My mom put her hand on my dad's arm and then looked at Jacob and I, "Help yourself to cookies, I just made them." Bella put her arm around Edward's grouchily hunched shoulders and led Edward upstairs. I towed Jacob into the kitchen and sat down.
"Now is the worst over? "Jacob asked, grabbing a cookie shaped like a Christmas tree and shoving it into his mouth.
"Yeah." I shrugged and took a cookie from the tray, crumbling it between my fingers.
"See, it's all good." Jacob shrugged, taking another cookie. I watched Jacob as he ate another cookie and then another. I was glad Jacob had finally met my parents, it made me feel a lot better about being with him
"Why do you love me?" I asked, looking at Jacob. The cookie he had in his mouth got lodged in his throat and he started to sputter and cough. I got up and patted his back, thudding on it until he could breath regularly.
"What?" Jacob asked, looking straight into my eyes.
"I said, why do you love me?" I asked again. Jacob shook his head and smirked.
"Do I really need a reason?" Jacob asked, putting his hands on my waist.
"Yes." I smiled, though I already knew he could hate me and I wouldn't ask for a reason. I put my hands around his neck and played with the hair at the nape of his neck.
"You know, I like when you do that." Jacob nuzzled my neck and I laughed.
"Like what?" I asked, pulling back a bit to look at him.
"When you curl the hair at the back of my neck." Jacob responded, kissing the tip of my nose.
"Why?" I asked, curling it more prominently against my fingers.
"Why do you like it when I kiss your neck?" Jacob asked before he kissed me.
"How would you know?" I asked playfully.
"Because every time I do you, your eyes roll into the back of your head." Jacob whispered before he kissed the base of my throat. I felt my eyes roll back a bit but I caught myself and pulled at the end of Jacob's short, choppy hair.
"Okay, if you're going to do that, do it outside." Edward growled when he came downstairs to grab a cookie.
Jacob and I detached ourselves immediately and Jacob cleared his throat, scratching the back of his neck. I bit my lip and Edward looked at me expectantly.
"C'mon Jake," I grabbed his forearm and led him outside into my lawn. Jacob smiled to himself and shoved his hands into his pockets, walking with a pompous stride.
"What?" I asked, looking at him with a smile already playing at the edge of my own lips.
"Nothing, I just never realized how addicted you were to me." Jacob shrugged.
"Addicted?" My voice raised a few octaves out of incredulousness.
"Yes, addicted." Jacob smiled and kissed the top of my head.
"How so?" I asked as Jacob walked out towards his car, holding my hand in his rough, warm one.
"Because when you were busy pulling my hair, I pulled this," Jacob pulled out a piece of paper from his coat pocket. WhenI reached for it he pulled it away, "out of your jean pocket." Jacob smiled that sneaky grin and opened it up.
"Today's to do list," Jacob started reading the paper word for word. I blushed furiously and put my hands over my face, "Shovel snow, clean laundry, help Esme decorate for Christmas, miss Jacob." He read aloud. Jacob kissed my hand over my face and I lifted my hands to look at him.
"That is so embarrassing." I mumbled and Jacob shook his head, smiling nonetheless.
"I don't mind." He chuckled lightly and kissed my forehead, holding me close.
Now there was no reason to "miss Jacob."
* * *
"Are you ready to go yet?" Jacob asked, wiping the collar to his tuxedo.
"No." I called from the bathroom, tugging at the bottom of my dress, trying to show less leg.
"Hurry up Ness, my dad wont stop calling me." Jacob groaned, stepping into the bathroom, "Wow," Jacob stared at me and I immediately felt self conscious.
"What?" I whined, I felt like crying.
"You look amazing Ness." Jacob kept staring at me and I sat down on the edge of the bathtub, putting my head in my hands. "Did I say something wrong?" Jacob asked Jenkins, sitting on the edge of the sink. Jenkins had been gone for quite some time now without me noticing whatsoever. He came back yesterday though, meowing from the porch step until my mother opened the door for him. It was hard explaining it to her but, she loves Jenkins just as much as I do.
"No. You're perfect. I'm the one who's messed up." I groaned and ran my hand through my hair.
"Renesmee, don't overreact. You look more beautiful than any one else on the face of the planet. I can't watch you get so worked up for nothing." Jacob sat down next to me and put his arm over my shoulders.
"Jake, I just want to make your family like me. This is your whole family. Not just your dad and your sisters anymore. Everyone is going to be there." I sighed and pressed my face into Jacob's shoulder.
"Renesmee, the dress is not too short. This would be, at least, the fiftieth time I've told you." Jacob put his hand on the back of my head and I sighed.
"Jacob, it's halfway up my thigh!" I complained and he pulled my face into his hands, eyeing my face wearily.
"Renesmee Carlie Cullen, I assure you that no one will pull out a ruler and measure how long or how short your dress is. Now for the love of God can we please leave?" Jacob asked. I looked into Jacob's eyes and closed mine. Feeling not anymore relieved than I did just a millisecond ago, but, at least he was trying.
"Okay, alright, fine." I sighed and got up.
"That's my girl." Jacob howled and slapped my butt as I walked past him. I shot him a warning glance and he held his hands up. "Sorry." He smiled apologetically. I stomped towards my closet and grabbed my pair of red, glossy pumps, quietly placing my foot into each shoe. I tousled my hair with my hands and breathed in and out deeply, taking in as much air as possible.
"Y'know, you never let me give you my gift." Jacob whispered against the back of my neck and I leaned my head back, letting it land on the front of his chest.
"You didn't have to get me anything." I said softly, he'd been bugging me about giving me my gift since he'd first climbed up my willow tree and tumbled into my room.
"How could I let Christmas come around and not get you anything?" Jacob asked, pulling something out of his pocket.
"That's an easy one…" I argued but Jacob just laughed his signature throaty laugh in my ear and took my hand in his, placing a small white box in it, a bright red bow wrapped neatly around it.
"Merry Christmas." Jacob whispered and I smiled, picking my head up and standing upright. I put my fingers on the edge of the box and lifted it slowly, gasping at what was inside.
"Jacob, no." I turned around to look at Jacob and he just smiled. I picked up the chain in my hands, balancing the silver heart attached to it between my fingers. On the heart in neat, cursive print engraved on the front, glinting in the dim light of my bedroom was three words that took my breath away.
Forever and Always.
"Jake." I gasped as I looked down at the necklace. It was the most thoughtful, most beautiful gift I'd ever gotten from anyone. "I love it." I looked up at Jacob and his lips met mine. I slowly let my arms snake themselves around his neck and his hands found my hips. I let Jacob kiss me, running his tongue along the inside of my lip until I was out of breath and I was unable to hold myself upright.
"I'm glad you like it." Jacob mumbled shakily once we'd released one another.
"Can you put it on for me?" I asked, turning around and handing Jacob the necklace. He fastened the clasp on the back of my neck until the charm dangled from the front and rested on my collarbone.
Right on cue, Jacob's phone rang and he sighed heavily. I turned around and grabbed my cell phone, shoving it into the clutch Emily had bought me along with the red cocktail dress I was wearing tonight.
"Alright, now you've really done it. Seducing me like that, now we're really late." Jacob shook his head, sucking his teeth and I rolled my eyes.
"C'mon lover boy, let's get going." I motioned towards the window and Jacob smiled, scrunching his nose up before jumping out the window like a Wildman and landing on his feet agilely like a jungle cat. I stepped down the tree clumsily after turning off my lights and kissing the top of Jenkins's head as he rolled over on my bed. Jacob caught me right before I fell off the last branch, holding me close to him.
"Thanks." I breathed.
"It's my pleasure." Jacob winked and set me down on my feet. We walked out to Jacob's car and he opened the door for me, letting me sit down before closing it behind me. He walked around and sat down in the drivers seat.
"Did I ever tell you how much I like to see you in that suit?" I said suggestively once we'd started on the road.
"No, I don't recall that you did." Jacob wagged his eyebrows at me and at that I had to laugh.
"Well, I love a guy in a tux." I lowered my voice and Jacob looked at me suggestively from the corner of his eye.
"A guy in a tux loves you too." Jacob winked. I rolled my eyes as Jacob looked both ways before passing the empty intersection close to his house.
"Who exactly is going to this party?" I asked as Jacob signaled for a left turn. I was already nervous as it is and I doubt hearing the list of people that was going would help, but, I'm not really one for knowing what's good for me. Example one was sitting in his car next to me.
"Uh, Seth, Embry, Jared, Quil, Paul… Billy will be there of course. Rachel and Rebecca decided to stay in California but my Uncle Joseph will be there and my Aunt Jane. Um, my grandfather Ephraim Black will be there, my Uncle Mitch, my Uncle Harry and my Aunt Kelly will be there, so, it's not that big. I know I'm forgetting some people but, I can only remember so many…" Jacob trialed off and started paying attention to the road.
I was excited and very, very nervous to be spending Christmas with Jacob and his family. I knew they would be over-friendly and enthusiastic just like Jacob had described them to me, but, Jacob was my boyfriend now and I would just have to get used to that.
"Here we are." Jacob announced as we pulled up to his house. There was hundreds of twinkling lights decorating the whole house from the outside and I pointed across the lawn to where Seth and Embry were getting out of Embry's old Honda. I saw Jared's car as well and at least six other cars I'd never seen before in my life.
"You left out a few people?" I asked in shock. Jacob just laughed and took my hand in his, kissing the top.
"You'll make it, I promise." Jacob smiled and got out. He came around the other side and opened the door for me. I stepped out slowly, taking in everything at once. I'd never had this much family over for any holiday.
"Damn." I heard Seth mutter and Embry slapped him upside the head, muttering something angry in Quileute.
"Hey dicks, Merry Christmas." Jacob winked. Embry waved and Seth nodded weakly, looking at me like he'd never seen a girl before. I knew this dress was way too short.
"Eyes inside your head Seth." Jacob chuckled and put his arm around my waist, leading my towards the front door.
"Yeah, keep your tongue in your mouth too." Embry murmured from behind Jacob and I.
"Open up!" Jacob yelled, banging on the door. Paul opened the front door, looking as normal as he's ever looked in a tuxedo as well. All of the guys looked neat and well-pressed. Jacob just happened to be the best-looking.
"Merry Christmas Renesmee." Paul bowed slightly and took my hand, kissing the top of it.
"Oh, thank you Paul," I was flattered to say the least.
"Oh, step aside Liberace," Jacob growled and Paul grimaced, letting go of my hand. Jared was there already, spiking the eggnog in the corner of the room.
"Jared, I'm shocked!" Seth shouted. Jared jumped and almost dropped his flask and I almost laughed.
"Shut up Seth!" Jared complained. He looked dashing as well in a loosened tie and black suit as well... though I'd never admit to him looking so good... ever.
"Alright, that's enough." Billy warned as he came out of the kitchen and into the main room, taking the flask from Jared, smacking him on the back of the head, and stepping on Seth's toe.
"Ow! Billy, it wasn't me!" Seth brought his long leg up, gripping the toe of his shoe.
"No, but you're the one who came in here yelling." Billy snapped. Embry snickered in unison with Paul as Quil came waltzing out of the bathroom.
"What'd I miss- Whoa Nessie." Quil's eyes all but bulged out of his head as he looked over at me, "Merry Christmas to me." He snickered and Jared inclined his head towards him in some sort of agreement.
"Hey, watch yourselves before I rip your eyes out with my bare hands." Jacob threatened. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! This dress was way too short.
"Enough!" Billy shouted, "Stop acting like animals or I'll make you stay outside like one!" I see where Jacob got his personality from… Hellboy came scratching and sliding against the wood floors, panting and barking until he got close to me and jumped up, licking my face.
"Speak of the devil." Seth snickered and Embry pressed his lips together to keep from laughing.
"Shit, c'mon Hellboy." Billy clapped his hands together and Hellboy ignored him, licking my neck and throat now.
"Get down Hellboy!" I yelped. Hellboy did as he was told and sat down. "Good boy." I cooed and patted his head.
"At least Hellboy got a piece of that." I heard Jared mumble towards Quil.
"We all know Jacob wasn't going to." Quil snickered in response. I spun around on my heel and gave them both the death stare.
"Alright, that's it, shows over, let's go Hellboy." Jacob ordered, grabbing the back of Hellboy's collar and dragging him outside. Hellboy ran out into a dog house set up for him outside and barked happily.
"Renesmee, I'm sorry. Merry Christmas by the way." Billy shook his head and crossed the room, hugging me warmly. Jacob came back inside, rubbing his hands together and fixing his tie.
"Merry Christmas Billy." I hugged him back and the doorbell rang once he'd released me. "Looks like Uncle Joseph and Aunt Jane are here." Billy announced. He opened the door and a tall, dark Indian man with long, shiny, black hair stepped in, wearing a white tux and a bright red tie. The woman who walked in with him was just as tall and dark as "Uncle Joseph" but her hair was tied into long shiny braids cascading down the front of her long, white dress.
"My brother!" Billy clapped his hands together and Uncle Joseph smiled, clapping his hands as well.
"Billy, you seemed to have stayed short." He winked. Billy grimaced but clapped his hand against his brother's and shook it roughly.
"You seem to have stayed modest." Billy laughed, referring to his flashy white tuxedo and Uncle Joseph just rolled his eyes.
"Good evening Billy." Aunt Jane waved and Billy hugged her too. "Merry Christmas." She smiled warmly and waved towards the guys. "Jacob, you've grown so much!" She exclaimed, crossing the room gracefully to envelope Jacob in a tight hug.
"Hey Aunt Jane." He choked breathlessly. I smiled and watched, pressing my lips together to keep from laughing. The sight was ridiculous. The woman was a t least a foot taller than Jacob and was bigger, hugging him to the point where his eyes were bulging a bit.
"Good thing you're getting taller, we wouldn't want you to turn out like Billy." She winked. I watched as Jacob shook hands with Uncle Joseph as well and held his hand out towards me. I stepped closer and Jacob intertwined his fingers with mine.
"Aunt Jane, Uncle Joseph, this is my girlfriend, Renesmee." Jacob announced proudly. Jane's face lit up as did Joseph's.
"Girlfriend?" Joseph wagged his eyebrows at Jacob and Jane put her hand on mine.
"Nice to meet you Renesmee. I'm glad to see Jacob has found someone in his life." The way she spoke was graceful and slow. Mystic and ancient as if she was telling me a story that needed to be passed down to the next generation.
"Nice to meet you too." I smiled as warmly as possible.
"Has he been treating you like a lady?" Joseph asked, eyeing Jacob wearily.
"Of course." I nudged Jacob and he smiled, nodding towards his uncle.
"Well then, good on you my boy. Come along Jane, I'm starving." Joseph took Jane's hand and they walked off, dark and mystical into the kitchen.
"See, s'not so bad." Jacob kissed the side of my head and I nodded, putting my hand on the side of Jacob's face, rubbing the thin stubble on his jaw line.
"No, but from what I can see I have a lot more to work on." I kissed Jacob on the lips and he groaned low and lazy in the back of his throat.
"Oh man, you're making this so hard for me." Jacob complained, his lips touching mine as he spoke. I know Jacob and I were taking it slow lately, we'd been going too fast. We promised we'd stop touching and kissing so much.
"Mmmm, maybe I should stop kissing you then." I backed away and shrugged.
"Or maybe you shouldn't." Jacob said territorially, grabbing me before I had then chance to walk away. I laughed and Jacob laughed with me.
"Aw that's so cute, the love birds are having a moment!" A tall, dark, burly man with shiny black cropped hair cooed, pinching Jacob's cheek and shaking it.
"Hey Uncle Mitch." Jacob groaned.
"Oh, what? I'm not your favorite anymore?" He asked, looking fake offended.
"Really? Are you going to annoy the crap outta me so early in the night?" Jacob said coldly. But then he smiled and so did Mitch and Jacob let go of me to hug his uncle.
"It's been a while, eh?" Mitch asked, holding Jacob out at an arm's length.
"Yeah, it has." Jacob smiled. Tons of Quileute relatives of Jacob's flooded in from the back door and I could feel my eyes widen.
Billy started playing music on a stereo in the main room and Jacob said something to his uncle before grabbing my arm and walking quickly, making me trip and stumble behind him. "Jacob! Hold up! I'm falling!" I complained but Jacob didn't let up. He continued to stomp purposefully towards the stairs.
"JACOB!" Joseph bellowed. Jacob froze and turned around slowly, smiling sheepishly. "You'd better dance with your girlfriend!" He yelled.
Is this why Jacob wanted to leave?
"Do you not want to dance with me?" I asked, feeling a little offended if I was going to be honest.
"You don't understand-" Jacob started before fast paced, Latin music started to play loudly from the speakers. Jacob's eyes widened before everyone started cheering. Now I understood.
"You don't have to." Jacob shook his head but I just smiled. This was a good way to impress his family all at once.
"Dance, dance, dance, dance!" They chanted. Jacob looked up, praying I suppose, but I ignored that and put my arms around Jacob's neck. His eyes snapped down towards me and all of Jacob's family and the guys started howling and whopping and cheering.
"Do you really want to?" Jacob asked, putting his hands around my waist.
"Yes." I smiled and then Jacob spun me around. The room was a huge blur and Jacob took my hand in his, putting it against his chest, putting his hand on my waist and holding my other hand.
Jacob's family was going crazy! They were screaming and howling and from the corner of my eye I could see Seth and Embry jumping up and down, yelling and whopping at the top of their lungs. Jacob was leading me with effortless rhythm, turning and spinning me around, always catching me at the last second.
"Go Jacob!" Someone yelled and Jacob laughed, swinging me around every which way. I never in all my life knew that Jacob Black danced merengue at all. It seemed to alien to me that Jacob danced anything but the kind of music we danced to on our first "date." Now he was dancing to this music I'd never heard before in my life, turning and spinning me around like my life depended on it.
I was spun around once more until I stopped and I was by myself. Hands. On my waist from behind me. Jacob was moving my hips with his hands, moving in time with me. At least one person in Jacob's family had to have popped a blood vessel because they were completely insane by this point.
He spun me around again and put his hands on my waist, holding me dangerously close. I held his forearms and threw my head back, my hair was making my neck sweat like you wouldn't believe and Jacob's family took it differently, as if I was actually dancing instead of shaking my hair loose because I could feel the foundation to the house shake as Jacob's family roared with excitement.
When I pulled my head back up Jacob smiled at me, looking quite impressed. I smiled back at him and he spun me around again, my hair flying up in all directions. He caught me again, just like I knew he always would, and we were slithering again.
"GET IT JACOB!" Paul yelled from the side of the circle Jacob's family had formed around us. I laughed and snaked my arms up around Jacob's neck. Before the song played its last bar, Jacob thrust me backwards and held his arm under my back, keeping it arched.
Jacob's family went absolutely ballistic, clapping and cheering, ecstatic to say the least. Jacob pulled me back up towards him and pressed his lips against mine. When he pulled back I looked at Jacob, right in the eyes and smiled, knowing -more than anything- that I would never hurt Jacob and he would never hurt me.
A/N: WOOP! I should've made them wop, right Alex? Lol, welp, the next chaper has a HUGE event in it so the faster y'all review the faster I will post.
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Question of the week: What is the wack-est song this year?
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Love and Rockets,
Gaby.
(I took that from My Life as Liz on MTV so... yeah)
