Okay, yeah, I've got nothing to do today. That's why I've updated so much today!
Soren POV
Mopping around wasn't going to save anybody, I hastily brushed the tears off my face as I got to my feet. I began walking, what was my choice? I could sit there and cry like I'd been doing for a while now, but that wasn't fixing anything! After Marth and Roy bullied me I'd just cry over going to find Ike and fix things; maybe if I would have talked to him he could have talked to them; after all they didn't seem that bad now, but I needed to learn from this! Crying is fine, but right now I need to keep moving in order to find Ike! I walked down the long endless path, suddenly I came to a drop-off I jumped down to the next part, and I saw that the end was close. I wanted to start singing and dancing but that would be seriously immature. I walked to the edge, I saw them. I jumped down to the next path. "Glad you could make, Soren." Ganondorf scoffed; he stood next to Bowser, behind them two cages dangled over the edge.
My stomach lurched, "IKE!" Ike was in one of those cages, Elincia in the other. Link lay on the ground, looking either really beaten up or dead.
"Okay, kid, here are your choices. Either you come with us, or you chose to save Ike or his girlfriend."
"Soren don't you dare choose me! Save Elincia and get the hell out of here!" Ike hollered at me.
"Don't listen to him! Ike is more important than me!" Elincia cried. I noticed that Link slightly twitched on the ground. Vaati, I quickly noticed was behind me while Bowser and Ganondorf were in front of me. Link was closer to the cages.
"Uh…" I muttered, for once I had no idea what to do, my best friend or the woman my best friend loves? Or I could just join the villain squad, not a pleasant idea. I saw Link twitch again as he slightly groaned. I had a plan; I had to hope that Link played along. God, I hope he plays along. I suddenly hugged Vaati, I know stupid as hell right? This drew Ganondorf and Bowser's attention as well. Link slightly stood up, but nobody noticed.
"What the hell is he doing?" Ganondorf scoffed, honestly Ganon I'm wondering the same thing myself.
"Uh, I don't know." Bowser muttered, Vaati was in shock. He acted just like I do! Just as I figured!
"I just love you guys so much!" I shouted in a fake happy voice, wanting to stab my own eyes out. I looked out of the corner of my eye as Link, sliced the locks on both cages, just as I hoped. What idiots leave a perfectly strong guy unconscious on the floor? Elincia and Ike jumped out and they hugged each other. Sort of ironic.
"Uh, could you let go of me?" Vaati exclaimed.
"No! I just love all of you so much!" I heard Ike slightly laugh, I would've hit him if I hadn't been stuck hugging all the creepy villains.
"Group hug!" Bowser shouted, oddly similar to how Peach had. Suddenly I was just about being crushed. Hoping that those three stooges could swoop in and save me.
"Hey, guys!" Link hollered, I finally pulled away as I was also let go.
"Huh?" Bowser gasped as he spun around, all of them astonished.
"This proves that hugs conquer all!" Link remarked sarcastically trying not to laugh to hard; diffidently making fun of my horrible distraction, but what else was I going to do? I ran over next to the three of them.
"And this is where we get the hell out of here!" Vaati hollered as he and the other villain's teleported away.
"Hey! Come back! I want to pound you!" Link whined.
"So, uh, Soren, I never pegged you as the 'hugging' type." Ike said as he stifled a laugh.
"Shut up. I totally just sacrificed my dignity to save you. Don't even go there." I snarled, not really that angry at him.
"Well, you've got to give it to him that it did work perfectly." Elincia noted, I quickly checked to make sure her eyes were just orange, they were, but you can very be too cautious.
"It was the only plan I could think of in such a short amount of time." I grunted, clutching my book closer.
"Well, kudos for saving us. Not that I wasn't a valuable member as well; though I'm fairly sure that was the first hug Vaati has ever been stuck with." Link muttered.
"You guys really have to drop that hug thing." I grumbled.
"Whatever you say, captain huggles." Link teased, I was seriously about to bit his stupid face off.
"If you say one more thing I will personally fry you and then cut you up into little pieces." I snapped, "and then I will proceed to feed you to Ganondorf." That was actually a disgusting mental image, gross. But it did stop him from saying anything else. Suddenly a red door appeared, I sighed as I started speaking, "guys, before we go, I have a question."
"What is it?" Link asked.
"Where've you guys been this whole time?" I asked.
"We were wherever those stupid villains were. And a lot of the time that meant ending up in a dress." Link said with a dramatic sigh.
"Yeah, a lot of dresses in your case, Link." Ike teased.
"What about you, Elincia?" I asked.
"I've been here this whole time, although I wasn't ever a trophy like the other, uh, what do you call them…? Oh, Brawlers." Elincia replied.
"If you don't mind me asking, Soren, why did you, Peach, Zelda, and Kirby all end up as the people who basically got to beat Subspace?" Ike asked slowly.
"Because we were all there when they awakened it." I muttered.
"Okay, cool, but now I think we should be leaving it." Link exclaimed, opening the door. I hoped that this door would be the end of it, and soon we'd all be reunited. Wow that sounds tacky; I guess I just want to be done with this stupid adventure.
That's it for Chapter 16! Thanks for everybody who's still reading I know, this chapter was unbelievably tacky and weird; the whole hugging thing probably makes this the most awkward chapter so far!
