Chris x Clarisse

Poor Chris was new to camp half blood

Lucky Chris just got claimed.

Son of Hermes.

What did it mean? It means that he has to "bond with his siblings" like Chiron said.

Gods help me he thought as he walked in to the cabin to "hang" with the biggest pranksters in this eon.

He sat down awkwardly on Travis's bunk where he was with his brother on the opposite side with his back pressed on the bunk of….gods know who.

Being annoying -or maybe just clueless- like always. They just stared at him. After a while Connor's adhd kicked in, he couldn't take it anymore; he needed to annoy or prank! So he got an idea.

"So Chris, ready for people laughing at you?" Chris looked confused

"Why would they laugh at me?"

"Because you're a son of Hermes that's never pilled a prank in his life…"

"So the only thing I have to do is pull a prank?!"

"Yeah! I'll help u with an idea! ... At four tomorrow the Ares cabin is out to sword fighting practice, you could maybe write on the wall: ARES IS A LOSER, WON BY PERCY JAKSON! A HALFBLOOD BETING UP A GOD! They hate to talk about it!"

Chris thanks the genius pranksters and runes out to get red paint.

What the newbie didn't know were two things:

1-it's not if the original pranksters are your brothers that they won't prank u.

2-the Ares cabin had sword fighting at three tomorrow and as usual stayed almost half an hour more at the arena.

Connor set the times exactly so that they would walk on Chris working.

At 4:25 Chris was at work, he took a step back to admire his work. And just as he opened the door. Big muscled kids got in.

The first to beat him up? Clarisse LaRur.

He stayed two weeks at the infirmary.

But since that day, Chris and Clarisse can't stop the butterflies when they see each other.