"Stand aside, fair citizens!" sounded a mighty voice. Everypony turned their heads in awe to its general direction. It was none other than Diamond Tiara.
Loved, praised and worshipped by all but fools, Diamond Tiara had long beared her reputation as the never-vacant heroine of Equestria. Whenever a child had lost its mother to a band of ruffians, Diamond Tiara was there. Whenever a family of earth ponies were weighed by the threat of genocidal pegasi, Diamond Tiara was there. Whenever an old couple wouldn't stop fighting about who won the last round of Scrabble, Diamond Tiara was there.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?" Diamond Tiara asked one fair stallion. "That goddamn ogre's been cunting up our market with his fucking vandalism!" he replied. "We need your help!"
Diamond Tiara channeled the mighty wolf spirit through her soul. She absorbed the ancient powers of Lupius Fatales, the all-knowing wolf titan from Super-Babylon X. As Diamond Tiara grew in stature, so also did her sorcerous might increase in aptitude, till her eyeballs were nothing but thunderous orbs of eternal light, shooting through the galaxy, several light years by the second. Pure energy streamed through Diamond Tiara's veins, as her powers ascended to magnitudes no god could even dream of replicating. She was mere nanoseconds away from reaching omnipotent absolution for all eternity.
