Then Shrek punched Diamond Tiara in her pretty face, and the whole process was aborted. Diamond Tiara responded by kicking Shrek in his feeble groin. Shrek wimpered in agony, improvising an Irish dance with his giant hands wrapped around his ballsack, and all Diamond Tiara needed to do was delivering a final fatal blow to Shrek's over-sized pelvis. His no longer animate figure plummeted to the ground, and fell on top of Applebloom, killing her and crafting her inrecognizable to even her mother.
Immediatly the ponies gathered from all over Equestria to applaud Diamond Tiara for her effort. They threw roses, gold and underwear at her feet, and began to compose ballads of her bravery, furthering her legend down the generations.
"MOTHERFUCKER!" exclaimed Rarity. She had just stepped her left front hoof in the ogre's corpse, and its acidious blood had started to deform her leg. Rarity emitted a loud scream from the seething pain.
"Diamond Tiara, you dumb cunt! You're responsible for this shit!" Rarity yelled with rage.
"Real Equestrians don't shit on Diamond Tiara like that!" All the ponies collectively yelled back. "She's the hero our country deserves, and you're just a bastardous whore!"
"I simply can't believe the citizens of Ponyville like me less than that pink bitch." Rarity growled to herself and limped home crying.
