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AN: haha we forgot a authors note at the end of last chapter. Funny us. Anyways, on with the lovely chapter…

Emmett's P.O.V.

Cullen's house

When we got to my BEA-U-TIFUL house, well it's Carlisle and Esme's, but whatever I don't care. I live here.

I set Bella on the ground, grabbing my duck tape and pulling off a BIG strip.

"Bella we're going to play a game, ok? I've always wanted to be a superhero, it's a dream of mine. Anyways, I always thought that could always do a better job than spiderman. So we are going to find out today. Fun isn't it?" I said excitedly, jumping up and down.

Bella just looked at me like I'd forgotten to take my meds….wait did I? Oh well, it doesn't matter either way. I get to be a SUPERHERO!!

I went up to Bella, very quickly, and wrapped her in duck tape before she could protest, or TRY to leave. Again. Silly human. They never learn.

I went inside, got some rope, and was back out in record time. Haha I love being a vampire. I'm so speedy quick.

I tied Bella up in the rope and….hung her from the roof.

"Bella, this games gonna go. Like dis. Ok so, you are going to be the damsel in distress. Me? Well I'm gonna be spiderman. No, no. Not just spiderman, but SPIDERMAN EMMETT!! Yeah that's it, I like it. Don't you?" I asked turning to Bella raising my eye brows.

"No Emmett, I don't. I WANT TO GET DOWN!! I'm going to tell Edward and you're so…"

"Bella, don't you understand? He's not going to find out. Or else he wouldn't be too happy with me. Not that it wouldn't be the first time, but it still wouldn't be good." I stopped rambling and shuddered at the last time he wasn't too "happy" with me.

"Ok Bella, on with the game. I am going to be trying to get you down. How you ask? Well I am going to run up the side of the house, and save you. I'm sure your wondering how I am going to run up the side of the house, well that's an easy question to answer. I AM SPIDERMAN EMMETT!!"

I started to run up the house and…..fell. If I weren't a vampire, that really would have hurt. Oh well. I tried again. And…..I fell. Again. Dang it!! I fell again.

AN: Emmett does this a couple hundred more times, but I'm sure you don't want to read, Again. Fell. Again. Fell. A couple hundred times.

Meanwhile….

Edward's P.O.V.

I was just about done when I got THE message.

It was from Bella…

"EDWARD!! Answer your phone! You were right, I'm scared. Emmett is going to kill me. Get home now! Edward, get you're a…"

She was cut off.

I was going to KILL Emmett. I took off running, as fast as I could go, and headed back to the house.

Emmett's P.O.V.

Dang, this is harder than I thought. How does spiderman make it look so easy?? CUZ IT'S NOT!!

"Emmmmmetttt….please let me down. I promise I won't tell Edward. If you just let me down!!" Bella said. Man was she getting annoying. Just because it's been 3 hours. She needs to be patient, stupid human. I NEED to concentrate.

"Bella, just be patient."

I began trying to run up the house. Again. But failed. Yet again.

Edward's P.O.V.

I got to the my house, finding Emmett running up the side of the house. And falling. Repeatingly. (AN: yeah I don't think that a word, but it is now.)

I looked up to see what he was trying to do, and saw Bella. My Bella. Hanging from the roof. Wrapped in…duck tape?? What the heck did Emmett do this time.

I ran up to my room, climbed out my window and grabbed Bella, Emmett obviously not even noticing me. I set Bella down on the couch, took the duck tape off her mouth and she started to yell.

"OW!! That hurt!! Why didn't you answer!! I was HANGING from the roof, while Emmett tried to be spiderman, not well I might add." Bella shouted, very angrily.

"I'm sorry, love. I didn't have my phone on. Wait, why was Emmett trying to be spiderman?" I asked, very very confused.

"It's a dream of his." Bella said shrugging. "And my mouth hurts."

"ok come on, lets get you a popsicle." I said grabbing her hand taking her down stairs.

"I'm not five years old ya know." Bella said irritated.

"Do you want the popsicle or not?"

"Yes."

Emmett's P.O.V.

Why couldn't I get up the wall??

Wait, Bella has been quite. Oh well, maybe she just learned to behave.

I continued to run up the wall when I heard someone laugh behind me. Not just anyone either, but the human, Bella.

"What? How did you get down?? I'm supposed to save you. I mean I am spiderman Emmett!" I said turning around to face Bella.

Bella just shrugged and rolled her eyes, while taking a lick of her popsicle.

"Edward got me down. And gave me a popsicle too, want a lick?" Bella said holding her popsicle out to me. I just shook my head no, wondering how Edward got her down with out me noticing….

"oh yeah, Emmett. Edward want to see you.."

Oh crap! He found out…

"EMMETT!!"

And Edward is mad…

AN: haha funny isn't it? Sorry if I didn't make all that much sense….

Well that's the end of the story. Haha jk, just the end of that one shot. There's more comin, oh, there's more. Tehe. We'll try to update as soon as possible. Until then, review!! It will make us very very happy. Flames are still welcome. We personally, think they are funny. Lol. Well review!! Hopes you enjoyed it.

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--Taylor (spidergirl93, haha me) and Kileigh (vampinja)