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AN: Ok, we really don't know how we came up with this, it was kind of random but, we are going to end this :( but we are going to start a new story called 'the adventures of Edward Cullen' yay :)

Emmett's pov

I can not believe he painted my jeep pink, and burned my duct tape, stupid Edward…

Ok, so this is my revenge, i am going to inject speed into a deer, and have Edward eat it, so he can get high, hehe…

So here I am in the lovely forks forest looking for my victim…. Ooo I found you, I hurried and pounced on the dear, and pulled out the syringe and started injecting the deer with speed, I let it sit for a minute letting the drugs go through the blood system, then I called Edward over.

"Edward, I found you a deer!" Hehe…

"Coming!" I pulled out my video camera ( hey this is great black mail…)

"Here you go Edward a healthy deer." We both looked down at the deer, and it looked high, I wonder why…

"ok? Thanks Emmett you can go now…" I stayed. His teeth bit into the deer's neck, and started sucking.

A few hours later, at the Cullen's House

Bella's pov

I am scared, there is something very, very wrong with Edward. He walked into the house with his pants sagging, gold chains around his neck, a long football jersey, his teeth had tin foil on them and apparently they were his 'grills'.

"Hey babe, you looking fine."

I hesitated before I answered. "Hey Edward?"

"Don't call me Edward, call me E-dog." Oh my…

"Ok? E-dog, how was hunting?"

"Emmett found me a deer fo rizzle, it was hella good . So where are the rest of my peeps?"

"… umm… your 'peeps' are downstairs, hiding…" I mumble to myself.

"Edward" He stopped me. "E-dog."

"Well, E-dog, are you ok?"

"I'm fine boo, you know just chillin, what you wanna do suga?"

"Suga?" Why would Edward be acting like this, its so… so… not him, wait-- he said Emmett found him a deer, ooo that boy is in trouble.

"Excuse me 'E-dog', I have to go kill your brother, you stay here and 'chill' aight?"

"Whateva you want babe."

I hurried up to Emmett room where I found him laughing his head off.

"EMMETT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO EDWARD?"

"Nothing, just got him a little bit high, no big deal and besides don't you like the new Edward? I do he is more relaxed, not so uptight you know."

"A little bit? A little bit high, he thinks he is the next Eminem!"

"What is so wrong with that?"

"I WANT EDWARD TO BE HIS NORMAL, UNEVENTFUL, BORING SELF AND YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW!"

"Ok, ok, I will but there is nothing I can do you just have to wait until the drugs are out of his system, sorry you are just going to have to deal with E-dog."

"Fine, but you do this again Emmett, so help me god, vampire or no vampire I will kill you."

The Next day…

Edward's pov

Ow, my head hurts, and why do I have tin foil on my teeth? What is with the gold chains, and my clothes? What the…?

Bella's pov

I walked into Edward room.

"Hey E-dog?" He raised an eyebrow.

"E-dog? What is with the name?"

I ran over and gave him a hug "You are back to normal yay!"

"Normal, what do you mean, and could please explain what I am wearing?"

I explain, everything to him even when he tried to rap last night, which was very frightening and I don't want to experience that ever again.

"… and it is all Emmett's fault, you were as high as kite." He had a very angry look, you know, one of those death glares

" I am going to kill him…" He flew out of the room, and I heard a bang, crash and an Ouch!

I rushed down stairs, to find Edward and Emmett laughing?

"Ok, some one please fill me in?"

"We decided to call a truce, and this whole thing was stupid." Edward explained.

"… ok, just one thing Edward."

"What."

"No more rapping, ever!"

"Ok… but I want to keep the gold chains." I rolled my eyes this has been a long two weeks…

THE END!

AN: Ok, that is the end to the Adventure's of Emmett, hope you enjoyed it! No worries do not fear, we will be writing the Adventures of Edward, don't know when but we will do it as soon as possible!

Peace out corndogs!!

-taylor and kileigh