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AN: We are back!!! Finally, after what? A year? Around there somewhere lol. So for this chapter we came up with this sitting outside Spidergirl93 house, and we live in Utah so everyone drops their T's like mountain, and we decided to drop all the T's in every single word, and well it went from there! Enjoy! Characters will be OOC.
Bella's POV
It was a clear starry night, there was a slight breeze, I was laying on my bed when I heard a noise outside my window. GASP! At first I thought it was Edward, but he is like a ninja, and doesn't make a sound. So I carefully made my way over to my window, and ever so cautiously opened it.
"Emmett? What are you doing?"
"Uh, well… let's see, I needed a new tree to climb, this one looks nice. Good and sturdy." He said patting the tree. Interesting…
"Uh, huh. Why?" Emmett looked dumbstruck by my question. I don't see how it is a difficult question, but then again its Emmett so why am I even bothering?
"Cause… cause. I can read tree's minds. It's a new skill I possessed as of ten minutes ago." Wow.
Suddenly I felt a breeze swift by me, it was Edward and it scared me! "GAH! Where did you come from." See, what did I tell ya, NINJA SKILLS!!
"Well, around 1901, my parents had a little too much to drink… I was a mistake, so depressing" I smacked him, even though it hurt me more then him. Then rolled my eyes at him.
"Look, Emmett, in tree, and can read their 'minds' apparently." I said pointing out my window towards Emmett, who was still patting it and whispering to it. You know I have heard of dog whispers but not tree whispers. I wonder about him sometimes.
"Emmett, what are you doing exactly?" Emmett gasped, his face was perplexed.
"How could that meanie do that to you." He said to the tree.
"Emmett, I think its time you go home. Now." Edward said irritated.
"But, but… the tree, it needs me!! Its going some rough times, and its all your fault Edward!!" I was confused, and I'm sure Edward was also.
"What? Just leave Emmett!!" Emmett pouted.
"Fine… you should be fine tree, I'm here to protect you from the big, bad, scary, tree rapist!!!" Oh, ya I remember that night, Edward and the tree. Forgot about that, maybe it's because I push things out my mind that are overly disturbing.
"Tree rapist? What the hell Emmett, I never." I interrupted Edward.
"Um, hun, you… kinda did."
"What? When? You think I would remember something, like that…"
"Well, you remember when Emmett put speed in the deer? Well, you were high at the time, and technically it wasn't your fault, I guess. Emmett tried to stop you but you bit him…" Emmett appeared right in the middle of us.
"That poor tree never stood a chance against you, it couldn't even run away. How could you Edward!! Why?! That tree will never be the same! You scarred poor little ducky for the rest of her life!! You are just cruel!" Edward stood there motionless, with a blank stare.
"You should apologize to Ducky!! Apologize now! Stupid meanie face, with your cool piano playing skills and your sparklingness!"
"Emmett, it does not have a mind, it's a tree!" Edward exclaimed.
"Its not an 'it', it's a she, and she has feelings!" By this time Emmett was back out on the tree, and Edward followed, as I continued to watch these two argue back and forth.
"Well tree's are plants, and plants have both male and female anatomy's so technically it is an 'it'."
"Fine, I'm leaving, but I am watching you Cullen!"
"Ok, fine with me, bye bye!"
AN: Yes, we know it's short, but all our chapters are short! Ha, ha. Anyways, don't ask how came about this because you just had to be there to understand anyway. I think its more funny to us, but you might think its funny. (we hope) We will put another chapter with a continuation of The adventures of Emmett Cullen, end this story and begin The adventures of Edward Cullen. We will update when we can! It should be about a week to two weeks, depending on our schedules and the time we have, cause Spidergirl93 is going to Lake Powell, and me, Forever Fallen Angel, I have work, and another story I am also working on. Please review!
Peace!
-spidergirl93 and Forever fallen angel
