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AN: Ok, so after yet another year we decided to update! Woot! So here ya go! Its now the Adventure of, drum roll please, EDWARD CULLEN! WEEEE!

Edwards POV

"Edward! Come here, please." I hurried over to my sweet love, Bella.

"What is it, my love?" She turned towards me, a slight blush set in her cheeks made her simply delectable. She hesitated before answering.

"I need you to get me something from the drug store…" My eyebrow cocked with curiosity, what could it be to make her feel…embarrassed?

"What do you need?" Bella cleared her throat then averted her gaze down towards the floor.

"Uh, er, tampons…" I stood motionless, did I hear correctly? After a moment of awkward silence. "Edward, I need tampons!" She spoke more clearly this time. Without a word I made my way to the drug store to get…tampons. Yay, I thought acidly.

At the Drug Store

So many, why is there so many freaking different kinds of feminine products. How do girls make a decision? GAH! This is frustrating. Should I ask someone? Or would that be total humiliation. I guess I have no choice, I need to ask someone. This older women looks like the right person to ask.

"Excuse me, miss, could you be so kind as to help me." The older women gazed up with a crooked smile.

"What do you need, honey?"

"Uh, well, I was sent here to get some uh, things for my girlfriend…" Oh, come on Edward, your losing your cool, its just tampons right? Nothing embarrassing about tampons.

The women looked slightly confused. "What things?" Instead of speaking like a normal person I pointed to the tampons. I could see the light bulb go off in her head.

"Oh, well, what brand does she usually use?" I blinked in response. "Does she use light, regular or heavy?"

"They have weights?"

"Her flow dear, light, regular or heavy." If I held the ability to blush I am more than certain I would be nine shades of red at this point.

"Um, regular, I guess."

"Ok, what brand?"

"There is more than one?" I feel like an idiot right now, considering I forget my little ability to read minds, damn distractions! This poor boy has no clue what he is doing, I almost feel bad, oh well, this is kind of fun. Ok, that is just cruel lady, I thought to myself.

"Yes, tampax, always, playtax, and with those there is pearl, sport, is she athletic?" Why is this so complicated. Instead of torturing myself any further I grabbed the light blue one with pearls on it and quickly walked away.

Ok, no thank you. Sheesh . I ignored that I continued to the check stand.

Are you freaking kidding me? He works here? Just when I thought this couldn't be more embarrassing, stupid Mike has to work here? GR! Avoiding his gaze I place the…stuff on the counter.

Mike raised a blond eyebrow in my direction, I could here the mental laughter going on in his head. "Wow, we are tad bit whipped." A deep husky voice came from behind and the smell of dog. Him too? I can't get a break. FML

"Or, you have decided to let everyone know you truly are a women, when did you have the sex change? Will I be seeing you in a dress and heels anytime soon? Cause I would like to be warned before hand. No offense you'd make an ugly women."

I growled at the werewolf. "Shut up."

"OOOh, clever. Nice come back, leach" Jacob's voice was laced thick with sarcasm.

"Cullen, are you going to pay for the tampons or not? I have customers." I looked behind, and no one was behind the pup. I pulled out a wad of cash and throwing it at Mike I stomped off.


When I reached my car I realized I forgotten something. Then he casually strode towards me. "Forgot these, blood sucker?" A smirk was plastered on to his face, I narrowed my eyes. "Oh, and the women you talked to earlier was Leah's mom. She loves to gossip." Jacob threw the tampons at me then walked away. I slid into the car and sped all the way back to Bella's.

When I reached her house I went through the window to find her fast asleep but as soon as I walked over to her night stand she woke up. "Oh, Edward your back, you got what I needed?"

I nodded. "Yes, it was…an adventure to say the least." I handed the box to her.

"Thanks but well, this is regular."

"And?"

"I need heavy, you need to go back, hun." My right eye twitched I gripped the box and headed back to that horrific place again.

Damn it!

AN: WOOT! Poor Edward being sent back to the store after being put through all that? Oh, well. This was fun to actually you know update lol maybe we might update sooner than a year? Maybe not we shall see. Until then peace out

-Spidergirl93 and forever fallen angel