Ch 5- Surprise!

"Well, that was a fun little experiment"

Walking along the side walk, Ed was smirking at the fact that he'd utterly confused the colonel with his little 'game' that morning.

"Wonder if the Bastard's gotten himself free yet? Ohwell..."

"What was that about a Bastard, FullMetal?"

A hand quickly found Ed's shoulder and proceeded to spin him around.

"Who the hell-" Did Ed really even have to ask? No.

"Now, I don't appreciate my little lamb binding me up, so I think there will have to be a little punishment, Don't you?"

"Your crazy, you wouldn't do anything here, there are people" Ed new the colonel wouldn't try anything stupid in broad daylight, especially not when there were people around watching.

'The colonel cares to much about his reputation to-to-' His thought was interrupted.

Roy pushed Ed into the glass window of some store, pressing their bodies closer, and closer together.

A few people looked in their direction.

Ed heard whispers ...

'Are they fighting' one person said to their companion...

"You wouldn't even da-ar-e" ...

Roy put his arms around Ed's waist and slowly licked the blonde's bottom lip.

People were staring...'WTF! Is Roy Doing!' Ed was shocked, he didn't want people to see him like this with anyone, and least of all his commanding officer!

"Roy! Stop! This isn't funny!"

"You know what isn't funny? Having a some short kid take advantage of you!"

Ed's face turned a pinkish color, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THEY'D...THEY'D...they.."

Roy gently pressed his lips against the boys.

"Quiet now FullMetal"

"Roy...I..."

People were gawking, what the hell was Mustang thinking!

Ed then heard a familiar voice in the distance..."Al?...no..."

"So my daughter..."

'Fuck it was Hughes, what the hell was he going to think when he sees me and Roy like this' Mentally making a note of how he was going to Murder Roy for this later.

Mustang was just standing there. Holding Ed to the window with just the sheer weight of his body.

His hands pressed against the glass, and his arms surrounding Ed's head.

"Whats wrong my little alchemist?" Roy smirked sexily while looking in the direction that Hughes was coming.

"What the hell Roy! Get off of me already, you can try to molest me later!"

"Hmm, so you don't like it?"

"Not in public you perverted old Bastard!"

"No?"

"HELL NO!"

"Too Bad..."

"WHAT!"

Roy grabbed Ed's hand and forcibly intertwined their fingers together. He dragged Ed in the direction of Hughes.

Shit. That was the word that came to Ed first.

"Yo! Maes!" Roy shouted at his best friend, waving his free hand.

"Hey there Roy! and Lookie that It's Edward! Hey Ed!"

"Hi Mr. Hughes!" Ed said trying to keep the grin on his face.

Hughes came right up to Roy and Ed, while they were still holding hands.

"So Roy...?" Maes gave the colonel a weird look, that Ed didn't get.

"Mhm" Roy nodded and then gave a little wink to Hughes.

'What. The. Hell.'

Ed gave a sigh, utterly confused. Why wasn't Hughes even a little surprised at the fact Him and Roy were holding each others hand (Ed wasn't really being forced into doing that much anymore, although he won't admit)

"So Ed..."

'Oh Fuck here it comes...'

"Are you happy, you know being able to finally be with Roy"

"Um...well I can explain..." Ed had already been thinking of how to explain the situation, when...

"Wait! WHAT! Hughes...WHAT!" Again, Ed was utterly confused.

"I asked if you were happy? Whats so strange about that?" Hughes looked as confused as Ed was.

"You mean...you..well..you know?"

"Well DuH"

"How?"

"Well Roy told me this morning, when I came to wake him up and drag him to work. That's when I found him tied up in your...handy work and He had to explain because the way he was all tired and red in the face was just to different from the Roy I know"

"And...?" Ed was a bit relieved that Hughes wasn't making a big deal about it.

"And I knew it would happen eventually so It doesn't surprise me at all."

"Oh well...then...ROY WHAT THE HELL!" He realized that the colonel failed to mention the fact that Hughes new, so he was freaking out before for nothing.

"Whaaaaaaaaat?" Roy replied a bit childishly

"Why didn't you say he knew! I was about to fucking flip out over there!"

"Well you see..." Roy leaned in and gave Ed a little peck on the cheek. and whispered...

"I like to see you when your angry, its kinda hot"

Ed's face turned a deep shade of red. "Bastard..." was his only reply.

The three continued their walk towards head quarters.

Ed leaning on Roy a little, hands still tightly locked together.