A/N- Well, this sucks. D: I had it half-way done when fanfiction COMPLETELY erased ALL of my documents... I feel like cursing, but, sadly, I'm a curse-free girl. For the most part. I only curse in this story... I don't curse in real life. Anyway.

Disclaimer- I almost forgot this. I own nothing besides my characters~!

Have you ever had a moment when you just met your real mom who happens to be a goddess who also didn't tell you that she was your mom and now you know and all you can really do is stare at her and there's an awkward silence and everyone in your group is looking between you two, trying to figure out what you two are doing? No?

Well, that's what was going on with me, anyway. My mother was standing there in front of me, her eyes flickering as they looked into my own. I really wanted to run away from those fiery and wild eyes that said so much that I was going deaf. Or blind. Something like that. I was trying to be poetic, okay?

I was personally freaking out in my mind when Megumi-hime said, "Um, aren't you all getting wet? Shouldn't we get to the castle?"

"Probably," Amater- Mom said calmly, not moving a muscle.

Sooooo, what? Were we going to have a stare-off or something? I decided, at that point, to turn to Megumi-hime.

"Yeah, let's go! I'm tired of being in this cold and wet weather! Plus, it's bad for me to get sick right now when I'm all hurty and crap," I said.

"Are you sure?" Mom asked.

"Yeah."

"I wanted to talk with you a bit, Kouin."

"No thanks!"

"Kouin..."

I felt chills run up and down my back as I heard her say this. She had the same "Don't-you-screw-around-with-me-young-man" tone as Larka. That, of course, made me want to run from her even more than before. However, my body was unable to move.

"If you move so much as a muscle, Kouin, I'll snap your arm in half," Amaterasu (dang it, I screwed up) said, walking over to me. "The rest of you can leave."

"But... but..." Larka said, seeming somewhat hesitant.

"It's fine, Larka. I can take care of him," Mom said.

"I'll take you to the castle, then," Megumi-hime said. "I don't want you guys getting colds... and we probably shouldn't upset the Goddess of the Sun when she looks pissed enough as it is."

Ha. Pissed. Sorry, it sounded funny coming out of such a sweet-voiced girl.

Anyway, I had something much more pressing on my hands. This woman who was looking at me with those golden eyes... those piercing, golden eyes that made me want to run away, screaming at the top of my lungs. I tried to break eye contact, but something about her eyes kept pulling me back in, much to my discomfort.

"Be careful," Yuuki said, breaking me free of the curse by kissing my cheek. I instantly slapped a hand over where she had kissed, feeling like an idiot.

Larka, as a way of saying good bye, punched my arm that was rubbing my cheek stupidly. I dropped it sheepishly, feeling embarrassed.

Soon, it was just me, Mom, and the rain. I stared at the ground, biting my bottom lip. Weren't these sorts of situations supposed to be heart-warming and crap like that? No, it really just felt awkward... I didn't want to be here, and neither did she. But we had to get this out at some point.

Why wasn't she saying anything? She had to say something, otherwise this was pointless. I was at a loss for words and, for once, I couldn't come up with any of the millions of questions that usually floated around in my head. I was absolutely lost.

"I didn't think you'd believe me," Mom said, interrupting my thoughts. "I mean, how am I supposed to tell you that you're a god and my son?"

"Uh, yeah," I mumbled.

"Larka never knew that you two were siblings until before this mission... she thought that you were another one of my secret... toys or something. After all, you had... a repuatation of sorts, and as did I," Mom said. "I didn't want her to know that I had loved anyone besides her father."

"I... I can see that," I managed.

"Honestly, I'm not sure where to start with all of this," Mom admitted. "Why don't you ask questions and I'll do my best to answer them?"

"Is Oki really my dad?" I asked.

"Yes, he is..." she said softly. "I had other things to attend to, though, so I left him before either of us knew about the pregnancy. I had no idea how in the world to tell him that I had given birth to his son... I still haven't told him either, although I suspect that he might know that I had a child with him."

"Why did I chose to be in this stupid human body when I could've kept as a god?" I asked.

"Well... to be honest, there are a lot of rumors, but you only ever told one person. I'm guessing that it was because you were terrified of battling Lee. You ran away for a while, about five years or so, hiding out with Yuuki and her family. After realizing you couldn't hide in this time period, you ran away to a different time and... well, I don't know how you got in this form, actually."

I frowned, trying not to be annoyed at myself. A pedophile, a pervert, and a coward? I was way worse in the past than I was now.

"Kouin... I... I wanted to let you know that I'm happy that you're my son," Mom said. "I'm really happy that you know, now."

That warmed my heart. Sort of. More my face. "Um, gee, thanks, Mom..."

"You're blushing."

"Am not!"

"Wonder why you're face is red then."

"..."

Mom smiled at me, then suddenly frowned with a serious look on her face. "Kouin, there's something important I need to tell you."

"What?" I asked.

"You remember your friend Miuri, yes? And Ai?"

"Yes..." I replied nervously.

"They're staying at my temple and will be moving along soon to find you. I'd suggest that you meet at the new D. A. K. L. S. headquarters, which is just about fifty kil-"

"THEY... THEY'RE COMING? HERE?"

"Er, yes?"

"HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP, WHY DIDN'T YA MENTION THAT BEFORE, MOM!"

"Because I wanted to talk to you about you and I..."

"THIS IS EXTREMEEEELLYYYYY IMPORTANT!"

"STOP SCREAMING, KOUIN!"

I stopped screaming.

"Now, would you like me to pass the message along to them, later?" Mom asked, regaining her calmness.

"Yes," I said simply.

"All right, I'll do that later, then. I'd like to spend a day or so with my kids, first, though."

A sudden thought occured to me. "Hey, Mom, do I have any more siblings?"

"No," she replied.

"No other family members I ought to know about?"

"Well... there is Aiyoku..."

"Aiyoku?"

"Yeah, she's a freak and is your cousin or something. I don't remember, really. Anyway, she loves incest a bit too much. You had sex with her a lot."

"Eewwwwww. I didn't need to know that."

"Just letting you know."

"Ew again."


Yuuki walked into the palace, sighing. "This is the kind of place I want to live in. It's so..."

"Stupid?" Larka suggested.

Yuuki frowned. "I was going to say regal."

A young and handsome blond-haired man began walking down the hallway to meet them, following by a whole bunch of other people. They all wore extremely fancy clothes that probably cost each of them a small fortune. However, Yuuki would have died just to have one of the outfits one of the women were wearing.

"Princesssss, you're back," the blond exclaimed. "And you brought company... great..."

He didn't sound super-enthusiastic as he looked at Dravis and Larka, but, as his eyes found Yuuki, they lit up and he said great again, this time with an exclamation mark at the end instead of those three dots, whatever they're called. Anyway, this made Yuuki feel somewhat uncomfortable, especially after feeling Larka's cold glare.

"This... this is Larka, Goddess of the Moon, and her boyfriend Dravis, and this Yuuki..." Megumi-hime said in a very soft tone. "You guys, this is Prince Shinya, from the moon."

"So, you must be the one I worship the most. I'm sorry for being rude before," Prince Shinya said graciously and with a somewhat false voice.

"You must be the kiss-up who likes to be with married women I've heard so much about," Larka said back coolly. "The one who probably ought not to be looking at Yuuki like that, considering the fact that she's taken and probably doesn't want to be bothered by a man who is supposed to be getting married to a girl who happens to be in the room."

Megumi-hime looked down, her eyes slightly glazed over. Yuuki instantly felt bad for the poor girl. Having to marry a jerk... she was the princess, but marrying someone who would doubtlessly cheat on her within the first week of their marriage was really terrible.

"Who said anything about me wanting to be with Yuuki?" Prince Shinya asked calmly.

"The fact that you keep glancin' at her melons," Dravis said, making Yuuki turn bright red.

"The man who took her is a lucky guy," Prince Shinya said while chuckling.

Yuuki, feeling that it would absolutely proper at this point and time, punched Prince Shinya. Right on the kisser. It would probably lead him to having purple lips later on. Larka and Dravis both seemed slightly surprised at this, but Megumi-hime and the others just seemed horrified.

"Dumbass, what're you going after me for?" she snapped. "I'm taken, and you've got a perfectly pretty girl who will be your wife! Screw you!"

With that said, Yuuki stomped past the confused young man and down the hall. Larka and Dravis followed her. Larka patted Yuuki's shoulder with a wide grin on her face. "That was an epic move, Yuu! Shows him who's boss, yeah, yeah? Punch people more often!"

"I might have to," Yuuki muttered. "If people keep pissin' me off or making fun of my breasts. Speaking of which..." Yuuki then slammed her fist into Dravis' arm, who winced but didn't show much else. "I'm not as mad at you because you were protecting me, but don't call my breasts 'melons' again or I'll murder you!"

"I love this pissy Yuuki," Larka gloated.

"I don't," Dravis muttered, rubbing his arm.

"Idiot," Yuuki stated.

"So, what're we gonna do now, O Wise Ruler?" Dravis asked somewhat sarcastically.

Yuuki turned to them, stopping. "I have no idea, and I'm not the ruler. If I was, we'd be dead. Larka, what's the plan?"

"Well, it was to get Prince Shinya on our side, but your punch is so much more epic than his Moon Warriors. Like, holy shit, that was epic."

"You guys are complaining about me cussing and you're cussing a ton!" Dravis complained.

Both girls ignored him.

"So what do we do, then?" Yuuki asked.

"If you made out with him, he'd probably accept it as an apology," Larka said.

"Um, ew. That's kind of really gross," Yuuki said.

"But absolutely true," Larka replied. "I'm not sure how we're gonna get this guy on our side, and we might need your... body, I suppose."

"I'm a virgin!" Yuuki squealed.

"Nobody said you had to go all the way. But kissing, touching... things like that," Larka said calmly.

"No, no, no! Nobody touches me! Not even Jin!" Yuuki cried, covering her breasts with her arms. "I want to be touched for the first time after I get married!"

"It's a suggestion, calm down, woman," Larka said.

Yuuki pouted at the other girl. "Don't come up with more like that!"

"I could try making him succumb to my Moon Goddess powers, or whatever. I'm not sure how well that would work, but, heck, I could give it a shot."

"I'm much more for that idea."

"He's a very puffed-up and prideful dude, though, so no promises."

"As long as I'm not doing anything pervy."

"That's what you get for being in an ecchi story." (Ecchi is an anime term for perverted stuff. This story is rather ecchi, yes, but not too ecchi. It just talks about sexual stuph a lot.)

"What?"

"Never mind."


Going inside the castle with Mom, the first thing I saw was people running around a yellow-haired guy, freaking out about his lips, which seemed to be quickly turning purple. Nobody seemed to notice either of us because they were too busy freaking out over him since his lips were turning purple. Obviously. I just said that. Dang it.

"Wonder what's going on," I said.

"Dunno," Mom replied.

A woman noticed us and squeaked, her face turning red. She got on her knees, bowing to us and muttering her apologies and about how we were gods or something. She was speaking into the floor so I couldn't really understand her very well.

Other people seemed to notice us and fall to the ground as well. I watched them, slightly confused. In the end, the guy with the purple lips was the only one that was left standing, and he was giving me one ferocious glare, as though it was my fault that I was a god and nobody was paying attention to him anymore.

"Arise," Mom said.

The people arose.

"Go about your regular chores. This boy will be fine."

They left to go about their regular chores, being that the boy would be fine.

Wait, why am I repeating everything I already said? That's stupid.

The boy was glaring at us both, obviously not giving a crap that we were both gods. Mom walked over to up and, with an extremely calm look on her face, flicked his forehead. He cried out in pain, grabbing his head as though he was going to die. Jeez. And I thought I was wimpy.

"Dipwad," Mom said.

"That's no way to treat a prince!" the prince cried tearfully.

"That's no way to treat a god!" Mom mimicked snobbishly.

I couldn't help but give an awkward grin. My mother was slightly odd.

"Now, where's my daughter and her friends?" Mom asked.

"I don't know!" he snapped.

"Another flick to your forehead if you tell not," Mom said.

"They went down that hall," he said, pointing.

"Thank you, your Highness," she said sarcastically.

I followed her as we walked down the hall, occasionally glancing back to the whimpering young man that was down on the ground. He was a prince, right? I couldn't help but wonder what in the heck he was the prince of, then. He didn't act very princely.

"Who was that dude?" I asked.

"Prince Shinya of the Moon. He's an idiot who is engaged to Megumi-hime... poor girl," Mom said.

I winced in sympathy. "Poor girl."

"Seriously. He's so annoying... he's really perverted as well. I'm betting one thousand yen that Yuuki was the one that punched him."

"I hope she did."

We came around the corner and saw the three other people that were in our group, plus Megumi-hime, who seemed to be freaking out over something. Yuuki had an angry look on her face, Larka seemed to be ready to knock Yuuki out, and Dravis was eating a rice ball that he had been hiding.

"NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAYYYY!" Yuuki screeched at the top of lungs, promptly breaking my eardrums. "NEVER!"

"I- I'm sorry, he won't listen to anyone unless-" Megumi-hime began, tears in her eyes.

"THEN HE CAN GO TO HE-" Yuuki began, but Larka hit her.

"Shut up! There's nothing we can do about it!"

"Um, hi," I said.

"Jiiiiiiin!" Yuuki cried, now having tears in her eyes as she rushed over and hug-attacked me. "No, no, no, no! I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to!"

"What?" I asked in confusion.

"Prince Shinya doesn't listen to anyone but his sexual appetite, so, unless we feed it, then we're not getting any of his super-famous Moon Soldiers," Larka said dryly.

It took me less than a second to figure out what she meant...

AND I WASN'T HAPPY.

A/N- Jin is happay. Or something. I'm so proud of myself for finishing this chappy. Maybe I could finish another soon. Eventually. Whatev.