Ch. 8- Interruption.

"Edward Hurry Up, The trains about to leave, you little idiot! Where are you!"

"He's coming Roy, calm down the train isn't leaving for another 5 minutes."

"Still, this mission is important to him, he should've been here when I arrived!"

Roy was already sitting in the compartment of the train that Edward and him would be sharing on their trip to Leore. Hughes was leaning against the trains side, under the window, talking to Roy as they both waited for Ed to arrive.

"Roy, you look tired as Hell, and Elric is late, what the hell did you guys work on for so long last night, Havoc said he didn't see you guys leave that office of yours until 4 o'clock this morning."

"Well..." Roy looked away scratching his head...embarrassed.

"Oh...I see...Forget I asked Buddy" Maes smiled apologetically to Roy.

"It's ok.." Roy saw he was sorry, he knew that almost everyone new him and Ed were 'together' but he still didn't want to talk about the previous nights...activities. No matter how much he enjoyed it.

'Ed was pretty amazing...If only...hehehe' Roy drifted off into thought...

Hughes looked up into the window and saw that Roy was in a daze...and drooling...

He then saw Ed sprinting towards the train, He'd let Ed snap Roy out of whatever trance he was in.

"Good Morning Kid! Ready for your honey-moon!" Hughes said jokingly, giving Ed a little nudge and a wink.

"Um...yeah, I'm ready, wheres Roy?" Ed was a little embarrassed at what Hughes was suggesting.

Maes pointed up. Ed followed his point, looked at Roy, and saw that he was drooling and turning really red.

'WTF, is he really thinking about that stuff now. Perv' Ed told himself he'd get the colonel focused on reality again.

"Well goodbye for now Mr. Hughes" Ed said with a salute, followed by a handshake.

Hughes shook Ed's hand. "Good Luck Elric! You too Roy!" He knocked on the window to try and get the colonel's attention.

"Sorry Mr. Hughes, but when he starts thinking like that, its no use trying to snap him out of it in a normal way. Anyway, I'll be off."

"Ed, wait"

"Mr. Hughes?"

Maes pulled him close to himself and embraced him in a caring hug. "Son, please be careful, Don't do anything to reckless, that gos for you and Roy, Your like a son to me, so don't do anything stupid"

"Yes...Mr. Hu...Maes, I promise." He'd always thought of Mr. Hughes as a father, he was happy that he felt the same way.

"Oh and Ed"

"Yeah?"

"Don't let him become a Perv in public okay?" Hughe's said with a grin.

"Not to worry, he's my Perv, no-one else's. " Ed smiled back, then blushed as he realized what he'd just said.

Ed got onto the train, and Hughes headed home.

As he heard the train leave. Hughes said to himself, "They've got each other, they'll be fine."

Ed found the compartment that Roy was in.

'I'm going to be on a train, alone, with Roy.' Ed jumped with a little giggle at the thought of being able to spend some quality time with the colonel.

He walked in, sat down across from Roy.

and..

Roy was still looking out the window, with that stupid look on his face and drool dripping from his lip.

"WTF? Roy are you serious, its been five minutes what the hell could you possibly be thinking about for this long" He'd hope that Roy had heard him, and would snap out of it.

Nope.

"Asshole" Ed glared at Roy, then noticed that he was mumbling something under his breathe, he leaned closer so he could hear

"No, Ed wear that one...yeah that looks nice, you look good in a skirt...yeah oh yeah right there, that's it..now harder...ok softer...woaaahhh your so..." He gave a little moan...

Ed's face turned bright red, as soon as he realized what His lover was imagining.

"You! You! You!...PERV!" Ed yelled right in Roy's face.

'That definitely snapped him out of it, for sure' Ed proudly thought. He looked over at Roy.

Nope.

The colonel's face was even more flushed.

"No Ed, You need to dance slower...that's right...hehehe...now come give papa a nice little...yeahhh"

"You mother fucker..." Ed knew what'd get Roy back to normal...well as normal as Roy got anyway.

Ed got on top of Roy's lap, grabbed his hands, and placed them on his ass.

"I'm so not going to let you touch me for a while because of this"

Ed got close to Roy's ear and said...

"Roy, darling, would you like me to wear this Apron, with clothes or not, I'm wearing it by itself for now but I want to know what you think...please..." He said it with such a sexy cute voice, He felt Roy get warmer.

"Gotcha you perverted Bastard"...

"Ed...?"

"Yes. Roy"

"Your Not wearing an apron...wheres the apron..." Roy had snapped out of his little daydream, but all he could think about was what Ed had whispered

**SMACK**

"You mother-fucker! SNAP OUT OF IT!"

"OW OW OW OWWWWW" Roy grabbed his head and bent over in pain. Ed had hit him over the head with his right hand. His metal, hard, painful when you get hit by it hand.

"Ed why the hell did you fucking hit me! I wasn't doing anything!"

"Gee I don't know, maybe because of that!" Ed pointed to the colonels crotch.

"Ummm I , Well..." Roy looked away, and crossed his legs, hiding the fact that he was so turned on.

"Mhm, well forget about us having any sort of physical contact for at least the next day." Ed, himself, could only resist the colonel for a certain amount of time, considering they were all alone.

"But!" Roy was upset. He had all sorts of plans for...

***Crash***

The train stopped.

Roy flung forward, hitting his head against the wall infront of him.

"Shit! That hurts"

"Hey, Ed...you-"

Roy looked at Ed and saw that he was on the floor beneath the seats, he was knocked out.

"No! Ed wake-up you idiot your not gonna let some stupid train stoping knock you out."

"..." Ed didn't move.

"Shit, What in the mother fucking name of Hell is going on!"