Ch. 9- Jealous

"What the hell, the train has only been moving for 10 minutes!"

Roy scooped Ed up and laid him down on the seat.

"Great. This is Just what I need now."

He listened carefully for a few minutes, trying to hear if there was any unusual commotion coming from the train.

"Now-f-d-A-ll-W-n-" Someone with a deep voice was Yelling orders.

"Ye-S-L-" Then came the reply from what Roy assumed to be a group of men.

"Oh Wonderful, a Raid of some kind. Well I guess i'm lucky you knocked out kid, or you'd get yourself involved somehow, Guess I should go take care of this before somewhat gets hurt."

Roy took out his white flint gloves, and quickly put them on. He glanced at Ed quickly.

"You, my boy, are too cute, even when your knocked out." He tapped Ed on the nose.

"Be back before you wake up, pipsqueak." Roy ran out of the compartment and headed towards the noise.

Roy came to the service area, and saw a group of women cowering in a corner, while some men dressed in some kind of black and green uniforms were trying to talk to them.

"Oh great, I hate people like these guys."

Roy hated men that took advantage of young women for their own pleasure.

"Alright men, your positive you got every female on this damn train here?"

Roy noticed that the deeper voice he'd heard giving orders before, was coming from a rather muscle bound man. Yikes, he was big.

"Wonderful. All I wanted was to have a nice train ride with the blonde and I get stuck playing Security Guard..." Roy was sulking, getting ready to burst in when...

*Thump* He got knocked out cold, from behind.

"Yo! Wake up sleep head!"

"Ugh...me head..."

"Yeah that's it, wake up"

Roy felt someone poking him in the side.

"Ed...quit it, not now..."

"What the hell?...Hey Stupid wake up already!"

Roy opened his eyes, and came face to face with ...the big guy from before.

"Yo! You awake?" He said with an angry tone.

"Yikes your so not my Edward." Roy would have to apologize to Ed later for mistaking him for this ugly son of a bitch.

"Edward? Haha Hey guys looks like we got Our Selves a wack job."

"What'do we do with'im Sir Lievem?"

"Lievem?" Roy laughed..

"Toss'im in the corner, make Him watch as we look over our haul" Lievem looked lustfully at all the women.

"Come On Man go to the corner" The grunts pushed Roy towards the corner of the room.

"Ugh. Don't touch me." Roy scoffed at the men.

"Don't worry ladies, I'll save you." Roy winked at the group of women.

They all almost started to giggle when Roy looked at them.

"Thats ENOUGH! These are my sheep!"

Lievem grabbed one of the women by the wrist and brought her over to him.

"So sweety how about becomin wife number 1?" He grabbed her chest.

"Nope, to chesty for number 1"

"How about you?" He grabbed another.

"Nope, to old."

He kept picking and then tossing the women aside, they didn't seem to meet any of his strange requirements.

"What the fuck is wrong with this idiot" Roy sat there. Completely annoyed that he, The Flame Alchemist got caught by a bunch of skirt-chasing morons like this.

He heard the door open.

"Yo! Boss! I found one more women for ya, this ones kinda puny and she's...well knocked out I think?"

The man came in dragging a blonde haired body.

Roy's eyes widened in surprise.

"Edward..." Roy whispered.

'Wait a minute they actually think he's a girl...' Roy would have usually busted out laughing, but now was not the time for that.

"Ohhhh, she's quite a looker for one so young, hand'er here boy's"

"Sir!" The man handed Ed's hand over to him.

"Hmmmm...she's young alright, she's got a boyish body to'er and is completely flat chested."

'What a fucking idiot...' Roy mocked Lievem as he watched.

"Hmm whats this, she got herself some missin limbs, so shes a wild one! Yummy, shes got a nice tom-boyish charm."

"Boss, is she good enough for you? Can we have the rest?" The group of grunts looked hungrily at the group of women.

"Wha?...oh yeah do whatever you want to them. But this here blondes mine."

He picked up Ed bridal style and walked to the booth that was across from where Roy was.

"Hey Lievem!" Roy yelled.

"Wha? Oh I forgot about you...What"

"Put Ed...that person down!"

"What? Pshh no this one here's mine! "

"What? Why the hell are you even in need of kidnapping a young girl (sorry ed I had to go along with it...)"

"Cuz I got a certain taste for women, and this one here fits it perfectly, now shutup and leave me be, I'll let you watch me work with'er"

"You,,,,disgusting" Roy was getting pissed

If this fucking bastard lays one more finger on HIS blonde, He was going to have to kick some ass. But Roy new he couldn't react to hastily or the group of women could get hurt.

"Now Now dear, lets wake you up shall we."

Ed had been knocked out this whole time.

"Sweety wake up." Lievem said in Ed's ear with a sweet sounding tone.

"Gross" Mustang really was going to have to apologize to Ed...

Lievem grabbed Ed's chin with his two fingers and lifted his head so it was facing towards his.

Ed showed a sign of consciousness.

"Mmm...Colonel...whats..."

"Oh, that's quite cute, she called me colonel" Lievem seemed to be flattered by Ed's statement.

'What an Idiot...' Roy carefully watch making sure the over large man didn't try anything to disgusting.

"Come on girly open up them eyes!" Lievem sounded like he was getting pretty impatient.

He licked Eds neck.

'You...mother fucking..."

"Quiet you!" Lievem shouted towards Roy. "Or I'll kill'er"

That shut Roy up.

Lievem licked Ed one the collar bone.

"MMmmm, Roy ...that feels..."

"Roy?...Who's she? Ohwell she seems to like this so.."

He forced his lips onto Ed's, obviously trying to sneak his tongue into Ed's mouth.

Roy couldn't take it,

"ED WAKE UP YOU PIPSQUEAK!" He shouted, hoping that'd wake him up.

"WHO YOU CALLING-" Ed opened his eye, about to shout when he realized that some over-grown guy was makin out with him.

"Well looks like your awake little missy" Lievem said to Ed, still trying to kiss him.

"Who ithe FUCK are you, you disgusting sack of over muscled shit!" Ed punched Lievem in the face, knocking him back.

"You little bitch!" Lievem lept foward trying to grab Ed's neck.

"Who the hell you calling 'missy' and 'bitch', I'm a FUCKING GUY moron!" Ed was angry, for good reason.

He clapped his hands together and pressed them to the window behind him, creating a gaping hole in the train.

Leivem lept forward, trying to grab Ed again, apparently still not noticing Ed was not a girl.

He fell through the hole.

"Fucking Perv! Geez Roy and I thought you were bad. Bleh, I'm going to have to dis-infect my whole fucking face." He spit.

"Well your the idiot, who wouldn't wake up, even through that!" Roy was relieved Ed was ok. Hiding that through his condescending remarks.

"Now untie me, so I can burn those grunts of Lievem's"

"Lievem...hehe" Ed laughed.

"Yeah, I know right?" Roy smirked.

"Anyway, untie me Ed!"

"Nah I'll take care of it."

Ed went over towards where the group of grunts were, and saw them messing with the women.

"Hey morons, how about you come and mess with me a little instead"

Ed stood there with his hand on his hip, smirking.

'That's really...' Roy shook that thought...so not the time for that.

"Hey it's the bosses woman"

"Kinda a pipsqueak, isn't she"

"WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK!"

"uhhhhh..."

Ed clapped his hands together once again, and made another gaping hole into the side of the train.

Suddenly a blast of flames came from behind Ed and pushed the group of men out.

"Roy! Thanks, I didn't know how I was going to-"

Ed turned to thank Roy...but..

"OH our hero! You saved us...Mr...umm"

"Please Ladies call me Roy."

The colonel was surrounded by the flock of women, of course, they were swooning over him.

"Roy, your so cool, you saved us from that Evil man and his men, thank you.

"It was nothin really."

Ed was angry.

"Yo! Colonel! "

"Quiet Ed!, Fix these holes!"

Roy went right back to flirting with the women

"Ugh Whatever fuck you Mustang" Ed fixed the holes and then headed back to their seats.

"Stupid Bastard..." Ed was sulking...

"I almost get fucking raped by some ugly ass guy and he does that"

Ed had a feeling that he didn't like.

"Why the hell should I care, he is a fucking womanizer after all..." Ed's face was turning a little pink, he tried to stop a tear from falling.

"Alright ladies, I have to go..." Roy wanted to get back to Ed, the only reason he even talked to those women was to make sure they were alright, "god this is why I like Ed...better than any..."

"He stopped the conversation with himself as he heard something coming from the compartment in front of him.

He heard a whimper...Ed's whimper...

"Oh...noo..." Roy knew what was wrong right away...

He entered the compartment.

The first thing he saw was Ed quickly rubbing at his eyes, unsuccessfully trying to remove any sign of him crying.

"Ed whats wrong...?" Roy hated when Ed cried.

"Meh...N-nothing, colonel." He looked at Roy with a red face, and then lowered his head into his hands. He couldn't lie to Roy...

"Roy why..."

"Ed? Why what?"

Ed got up and through himself at the colonel.

"Why don't you look at me like you did those women!"

"What!" Roy was confused...

"Ed, you silly boy." Roy sat down and brought Ed onto his lap.

"Colonel..." Ed looked up into Roy's face.

"Enough of the colonel crap, call me Roy. alright?"

"Ok..." Ed, again started to whimper...placing his head and burying it in the colonels shoulder.

"Why Roy...why don't you."

"Ed, I looked at those women with concern for their safety..."

"Wha? But..."

"When I look at you, I look at you with compassion and love"

"Roy...I'm sorry.."

"For what? Being jealous?"

"Mhm..."

"Silly little alchemist..."

"Im...not..little" Ed said softly brushing his lips across Roy's.

"Edward...I.."

"Yeah...me too..Roy, I'm sorry too.."

Ed took Roy's lips, and kissed him sweetly.

"Roy, lets sleep..."

"Alright Ed..."

They both fell asleep, one on top of the other,...