Thor and Loki were having a rap battle at lunch in the cafeteria.

Thor went first.

"My name is Thor a name people adore",Thor rapped as people cheered.

Then Loki went.

"My name is Loki and I like to the hokey pokey!",Loki rapped.

People jeered and snickered.

But wait he wasn't done yet.

"Hokey pokey,pokey,pokey,pokey!",Loki rapped in a high pitch voice.

Thor bit his lip to keep from laughing.

Then Thor went again.

"As I said before my name is Thor and I'm not a bore, so if you snore when I walk through door your gonna be wishing you weren't even born." Thor rapped.

Then Loki went again.

"As I said before my name is Loki and people like to poke me."

"Pokey pokey pokey pokey",Loki finished his rap in a high pitched voice.

And the winner is...

PLEASE R&R. BUT DON'T DO IT FOR ME DO IT FOR LOKI AND HIS OILY HAIR CHARITY.