Ed flopped onto the bed with a huff. It had been a long day. First he'd had to help Granny with the firewood, then he'd had to go shopping with Winry, and of course that had meant fixing everything that everyone in town had brought to him, and then there'd been dinner. Ed glared at Roy as he sat down on the bed to remove his shoes.
"I can't believe you fucking proposed to me."
"I can't believe you threw a table at me," Roy retorted.
With a huff, Ed splayed the fingers of his left hand before his eyes. On his ring finger rested a shiny, silver ring. "Aren't engagement rings supposed to be gold?"
"Usually. I thought gold would be too old fashioned for you. If you don't like it, change it to something you do like."
Ed frowned. "It's fine."
"Good. I thought you'd like something simple like that."
Pushing himself up, Ed looked at Roy. "So what, am I gonna get the diamond after I marry your ass?"
"Did you want a diamond?" Roy asked, arching an eyebrow. "I thought something like that would be too effeminate for the Fullmetal Alchemist."
"Damn straight it's girly, but it's the thought!"
"Had you been a respectable girl, I would have gotten you a diamond ring. As you are you, I went with what was practical and what I thought you would like. If you want a gaudy diamond the size of your eye, I exchange the ring when we get back to central."
"So you would get me a diamond?"
Roy sighed. "Yes Edward, I would."
Ed grabbed Roy's arm and pulled him down onto the bed. "Good. I don't want it, I just wanted to know if you would get me one."
Roy chuckled. "You are an idiot."
"Shut up and go to sleep, old man."
