Chapter 2: Enter Legendary Girl A
Haruhi pouted, it was her first official full day as a Senshi, after telling the rest of the S.O.S Brigade that she was going to search somewhere on her own (And the Three Lights… but she didn't mention that.) Of course she was out voted location wise.
"Akihabara! Really?" asked Haruhi.
"But this might be a good place to look." Said Taiki.
"I think Karakura Town might be the best place to look." Said Haruhi.
"You just want to look for Ghosts." Said Taiki.
The two began to glare at each other.
"Come on… we'll go to Karakura town another time okay." Said Seiya.
"Fine…" pouted Haruhi she then turned to Luna, "How are we supposed to find the other Senshi any ways?"
"Artemis and I will be able to sense them." Explained Luna.
"Normally that wouldn't be the case… but in this time of need…" said Artemis.
"What do you mean this time of need?" asked Haruhi.
It was decided to not explain to Haruhi and the rest of the girls that they were the last hope for the universe until the time right.
"Just trying to find the other Senshi." Said Artemis.
That's when a young girl who had to be in hr early teen passed them, she had long blue hair.
"Could she really?" asked Luna.
But before they could go one, they were stopped by rabid fan girls and Otaku…
"Oh my god! It's the three lights!" yelled one.
"That girl looks like the main character of that popular anime!" yelled an otaku.
"Get back together! Please!" yelled fan girl.
"I wan a picture you pretty girl!" yelled another otaku.
"What's going on!" yelled Haruhi.
Meanwhile, the girl walked into a store. The clerks noticed her, the lead clerk realized who it was.
"It's the Legendary girl A!" said the clerk, "Now everyone! Make sure she buys something go for plan A! Stir her towards the new DVDs!"
"Right!" said the other clerks.
Legendary Girl A headed towards the manga, when a green haired woman clerk blocked her way.
"Oh excuse me, pardon me" said the clerk.
Legendary Girl A shrugged and began t go a different.
"Oh pardon me!" said another clerk.
Legendary Girl A sighed and decided to head to head towards the DVDs. She began to browse but didn't see anything she wanted.
"Darn it! Time for plan B! Put out the new Manga!" ordered the head clerk.
"All right! I'm on!" yelled another clerk.
Legendary Girl A was about to grab the book she wanted, when the shelf was psychically moved and the book she wanted was already gone, she deicide dot leave the store.
"Oh well… I guess I'll just go to Gamers." Said Legendary Girl A.
The Clerks were caught up in a strange explosion.
"Foiled again!" yelled the head clerk.
Outside of an arcade Haruhi, Seiya, Taiki and Yaten were breathing heavily.
"This wouldn't have happened had we not went to Karakura Town…" muttered Haruhi.
"But all we have to do now is find that girl again." Said Luna, "Then our mission here will be complete."
"I guess…" said Taiki.
"You're the one who wanted to come here in the first place." said Haruhi.
"Stop fighting we have to find that girl." Said Luna.
Meanwhile in the store, the head clerk was sitting the fetal position.
"You're the perfect bait." Came a voice.
The clerk looked up and saw Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion… but couldn't react as she reveal his star seed… turning him into a Phage!
"Sailor Anime Clerk!" said the phage.
"Hopefully you'll lure the Sailor Senshi." Said Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion.
Sailor Anime Clerk ran out of the store to search for his target… Legendary Girl A.
Speaking of Legendary Girl A she just walked out of Gamers, looking at her spoils with a cat like smile.
"Stop right there Legendary Girl A.
Legendary Girl A turned around and saw Sailor Anime Clerk.
"What this supposed to be? A show?" asked Legendary Girl A.
That's when Sailor Anime Clerk grabbed a pouch by his side and took out what looked to either modeling clay or plastic… then revealed his hands had mouths on them.
"Okay… is this some sort of Naruto thing or what?" asked Legendary Girl A.
That's when the he formed the clay or plastic or whatever into Gundams (not a fan… but had to be done), "Buy our new hand made Gundam models!" said Sailor Anime Clerk.
That's when the Gundams began to move on their own and chased after Legendary girl A, she ran as fast as she could, which was pretty fast.
"You're not getting away Legendary Girl A!" yelled Sailor Anime Clerk.
With Senshi… they couldn't their search, when suddenly Legendary Girl A ran past them.
"Was that her that just ran by?" asked Yaten.
"Was she just being attacked by living giant robots?" asked Luna.
"Come back here Legendary Girl A!" yelled Sailor Anime Clerk flying on a broomstick.
"A Phage!" said Seiya.
"Let's go." Said Taiki.
The other nodded…
Legendary Girl A found herself cornered and found she couldn't get out.
"Now I have you! You will be mine!" said Sailor Anime Clerk.
"What's going on! Has my life become an anime?" skid Legendary Girl A… who began to think about it, "As long as help arrives then that wouldn't be so bad." She said with a cat like smile.
"There won't be any help." Said Sailor Anime Clerk.
That's when Sailor Sun and the Sailor Star Lights jumped down from a nearby roof top.
"We have to do that again!" cheered Sailor Sun.
"Now's not the time!" yelled Sailor Star Maker.
"Yeah, yeah…" said Sailor Sun.
"Real magical girls." Said Legendary Girl A who didn't' know how to react… but it looked like her eyes were sparkling.
"Hey!" yelled Luna.
Legendary Girl A turned to Luna.
"All right! The cute talking mascot!" yelled Legendary Girl A.
Luna sweat dropped then began to explain.
"Like them, you're a Sailor Senshi." Said Luna who then performed a back flip, producing a dark midnight blue wand, which Legendary Girl A grabbed, "Now say "Haumea Star Power! Make-up!""
"All right!" said the Legendary Girl A, "I can't believe I'm a real Magical Girl!"
"Just transform!" yelled Luna.
"Haumea Star Power! Make-up!"
Her clothes changed to a leotard, a Dark Midnight Blue sailor collar and skirt appeared, her front ribbon was Islamic green (real color… it's a real color) and the back was dark midnight night blue, she also gained wrist length gloves with dark midnight blue piping, dark midnight blue choker, dark midnight blue stud earrings and dark midnight blue Mary Jane shoes… she was Sailor Haumea.
That's when Sailor Anime Clerk took out three sword and placed one his mouth and held one each in hand.
"What is he doing!" yelled Sailor Sun.
"He's imitating Roronoa Zoro from One Piece." Said Sailor Haumea joining the fray.
"Um… okay…" said Sailor Star Fighter.
That's when Sailor Anime Clerk performed 108 Pound Canon which the Senshi managed to dodge, but just barely.
"You guys don't like One Piece, do you?" asked Sailor Haumea.
Everyone else sweat dropped.
"Should you be helping us fight?" asked Sailor Star Fighter.
"Okay…" sighed Sailor Haumea.
That's when the attack came to her, "Haumea Page Slicer!" she said, she summoned hundreds of pieces of paper that hit Sailor Anime Clerk cutting him up.
"Cool! I'm like a paper master!" said Sailor Haumea.
"Now! Sailor Sun!" said Sailor Star Fighter.
"Right!" said Sailor Sun.
She took out her wand and called out "Sol Star Healing Light!"
"Lovely!" shouted the Phage who then returned to being the head store clerk.
The 5 Senshi looked around and ran off… after all they needed to explain things to their new member.
"Damn…" muttered Sailor Papillion who watched everything she then disappeared.
Meanwhile just outside gamers, they had finished everything to Legendary Girl A… who's real name was Konata.
"This is just like an anime!" she cheered, "I can't believe it really happened to me."
This made the others sweat drop… they decided it was best to change the conversation to someone else n dot break the ice a little with their new member.
"So Konata, you're a Jr. High student, right?" asked Seiya.
"No, I'm in second year in high school." Said Konata.
"What? Really!" yelled Haruhi.
"That's right, I haven't grown since 6th grade." Laughed Konata.
This made everyone else sweat drop… that's when Luna realized something.
"Have anyone seen Artemis.
That's when they all sweat dropped and realized… that he was missing.
"Who's Artemis?" asked Konata.
And so they found their second Senshi a short otaku that's infamous as the Legendary Girl A… that sound really weird if you think about it.
Omake Time: Lucky Channel Episode 1!
Akira cheerfully waved at the screen, "Hi ya Luckies! Akira Kogami here! With my co-pilot Minoru Shiraishi!"
"Hello there." Said Minoru with a bow, "We're going to be explaining the dwarf planet Haumea… it was discovered…"
Akira dropping her cheerful façade stated "No one wants to hear about that."
"Why?" asked Minoru.
"Because it's boring…" muttered Akira, "What with this story anyways?"
"What do you mean?" asked Minoru.
"I mean come on first of all Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't take place in Tokyo, yet it's implied that it then there's the fact that Haruhi Suzumiya is an anime within Lucky Star." muttered Akira.
"Well it is fan fiction." Said Minoru.
"Not only that but combing 3 anime with plots and one with out." Said Akira.
"Wait 3?" asked Minoru.
"It's obvious Bleach is going to be one of them." Muttered Akira, "But what's the last one… Azumanga Daioh?"
"Well actually…" said Minoru.
"Honestly what's the big deal?" asked Akira.
"Hey!" yelled Minoru, "Fanfics don't have to make sense! They're about expressing your love of the shows and the characters with ideas that can never happen in canon!"
"Since when have you been so passionate about fanfics?" asked Akira.
"Um…" said Minoru.
That's when the music began to play, and Akira once again the assumed the role of a cheerful idol.
"Oh! Times up… looks like that's all the time we have left! Bye ni!" said Akira cheerfully.
"Bye ni…" said Minoru.
The end card is place
"Seriously… since when have you been so passionate about fan fiction?" asked Akira in her normal voice.
"The author possessed me! I swear!" yelled Minoru.
End of Omake Time!
Next Time: The group continues their search for more Sailor Senshi, and finds a mysterious tall beauty with a penchant for really cute things, could she be a Sailor Senshi? Also Galaxia notices the two new Senshi... what will happen when she finds out that there's Senshi didn't even know about? Find out next time!
